i sometimes use the nasty words and i sometimes just talk shit

you are pretty rad

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:04:00 +0000

im kind of excited i just bought some art and a tshirt on etsy.com
used money from my own sales so its like etsy full circle with them and paypal taking little bites out of it all.

anyone know how long a tetanus shot is good for? never mind google told me IM GOOD

i sort of stabbed myself last night with a screw driver - i be fine just a good old puncture wound

okay off to be excited by art and other things
BYE

found money that was owed

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:58:00 +0000

ran out of photos so had to make some more last night for this thing. man last night sucked, was so freaking cold in the house. i am officially done with fucking winter - be gone you bitch - be gone. my cold toes hate you, my cold nose hates you, fuck you i hate you. so yes i am tired of winter, i really don't remember a winter this long and cold since maybe like 7th or 8th grade, that winter sucked. enough of that crap. on to the funny shit, so like a short bus turned sideways in front of my house or well down the street a bit but it made me late for work. i was already having a shit morning, hung over, couldn't find my phone or my gloves, had to pour hot water on my door so i could open it, couldn't find my hat, or my scrapper, and i was running late, but once i got in the car and saw that shorty ass bus turned sideways and all these cops telling me i could not go this way, i had to fucking laugh. WE ARE ALL SLOW.

now i have to make more

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:21:00 +0000

its been awhile since my last report
things are going good, great actually
busy busy busy
i kind of love it though
the car is back but still semi broken
i really don't think she ever wants to be fully fixed, she's like a cutter, i try to make her happy but NO she hates me... She hates herself... Oh well what can i do, slip some zoloft in the gas tank and keep on truckin.

other items
new series almost done
they kicked ass at the recent silent auction for haiti i submitted two of them to, that made me excited.
two more submitted for KC HELP HAITI http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=317189751717
time for me to go now

ballsacks in your mouth - taste mmmm mmmm mmmm goood

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:03:00 +0000

i wish they (the people tearing apart my car) would just call already and tell me that i am fucked so i can get it over with and stop thinking about the fucking. JUST FUCK ME ALREADY and get it over with. i can't even get fucked correctly - damn my life :D

okay the bitching session for the day is over
now to figure it all out
i still feel retarded today - thanks sinuses
shit sorry i said the bitching was over
just needed to put that in there to explain why i think it is that manatees are controlling my humor and holding it at the limited state kind of like Alabama - its limited yo.

i just donated like $400 worth of art to 3 Haiti things. i kind of want it back now. yeah yeah yeah you lost your house of dirt and sticks and all that shit. i've been fuckin broke since 82 n shit. what about me. i guess i need to shake this shit hole down to the ground - never fear i can just hook my lovely car up to it all and it will take care of it for us. god i hope my car doesn't actually catch on fire or end up in any other suspicious circumstances they won't give me shit in return.

the moostache

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:08:00 +0000

car is broken again
wish it was warm enough to ride scooters
i would be home taking a nice nap right now

panda

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:20:00 +0000

i have a toy panda on my desk this week.
we talk.
he likes that fact that giggle at the screen.
i like the fact that doesn't mind that i play sigur ros really loud on mornings i hate people.
i think he hates most people too.
he likes the fact that i am going to take his picture for the new toy series.
together we will rock the panda cock.
maybe.

toy panda toy panda - make pappy happy
toy panda toy panda - take away the crappy
toy panda toy panda - this is kinda sappy
toy panda toy panda - says FUCK YOU PAPPY

okay i am sick of the snow

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 19:41:00 +0000

i feel really good today, not sure if it was the awesome massage i had this weekend or just the sun being out but i feel great, and i really didn't even sleep anymore than normal. well i did yesterday but that wasn't today.

so have a great day watch the snow melt and YEAH

of the 10

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:27:00 +0000

SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY

The Big 10

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:52:00 +0000

i think its 3 outside.
"because fine art photography FUCKS YOUR FACE"
yeah i like that
time to piss in the snow and make my balls shrivel up so i feel like i am 10 again

holy days

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:17:00 +0000

i started this one on the 22nd
i finished it today the 31st

this is the most snow i have seen in kc in awhile now. its cold. my feet are cold. its not very snow man or snow ball friendly. i have yet to try and fuck it but it seems kind or hard - hmmmmmm - well since the rain stuffs last night is like pack ice or what i image pack ice might be like - i have been watching the deadliest catch on netflix watch instantly. so like i fucking know a thing a two about crabs and not those suckers you got up in yo nasty fuck hole, but the kinds you slab up in yo grill, or well roll them up in seaweed and make sushi rolls (which btw users do you know how to do this and could teach me) dammit now i want sushi. FUCKME.

so my quick 2009 in review kind of thing.
It sucked for my wallet
It sucked for my credit
It sucked for my weenier
It sucked for my little toe

It rocked for my weenier
It rocked for your mouth
It rocked for new music
It rocked for new house
It rocked for new friends
It rocked for getting things done

So well thats 2009

now for the 10 tener TENAH TEENA
I usually don't make resolutions or do i - shit i will have to reflect back now on the multiple years of this site to see if i actually had any resolutions. Fuck it i am going to make some right fucking now.
1. Make more money (why the fuck not - top on everyones list i am sure)
2. Go on that trip to either iceland or costa rica for like months
3. I guess maybe get in shape - the shape of what i am not sure but fuck it
4. Stop making numbered lists (yeah like thats going to fucking happen)
5. Stop cussing (this has become like my mothers wish list - next is fucking drinking)
Okay fuck this - i don't like even thinking about what to change or what not to, i kinda like my fat drunk self

Okay i am done with this - time for some sushi and sake later bitches later 2009 i think i will at least try to jerk off like 6-9 more times before the TENAH

someone out there is listening

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:20:00 +0000

the idea of moving this blog over to a new server kind of scares me. i know all the little parts will break. i kind of just want to take it down, but i also love to read back at all the stupid shit i make up and write about. so it stays. i stopped keeping paper journals about the time this thing came along even though it really doesn't document shit its just here for me to spew, spew, spew my bullshit. even if no one reads it. thats okay. i kind of like it that way. no on to the bullshit.

so yesturday after works i was takin a nappy poo after i had my retire from work white russians, so it was like some of the weiredest best dreams ever. well not best but odd to say the least. i think the main theme has well soemthing to do with going home for xmas or my attempt to this year. i was visited by like the old versions of my high school friends, and something about a puppet show to benefit the flying spagehtti monster put on in the old hays grocery store (which is long been gone and is now the jail but in the dream it was back). we was all driving around in my grannys old 5th ave, naked of course because of the get naked seats. we was driving around with a banner on the side to advertise our bad ass puppet show, going through the drive throughs, circling the loop, gettin drinks from the drive through bar, all while singing songs, playing with puppets and well being naked. it was a good dream day, a good dream, and nice to see my old friends (naked). the show never happened in the dream, it wasn't really about the show, it was more about the preperation and the people behind the show. i think maybe i have been watching too many docuementaries as well.

okay now off to try and pimp some shit so i can go get my puppet on in southeast missouri.

december

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:45:00 +0000

not ready for the cold
i do like the snow
at least the new place is warmer with the exception of my bedroom
coldest room in the house
colder than the basement
i bet under the deck is warmer
i must have like 9000 ghosts in there
i wish they were fuckmeghosts
that would at least make the winter fun

a strange

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:34:00 +0000

i like this picture

i am ready to take more more more over the next 4 days

yay

I FEEL AWESOME TODAY

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:53:00 +0000

Been so tired and over worked feeling lately. BUT NOT TODAY. Not sure what happened last night - but i was tired, and i fell asleep super early, and i slept all through the night. WOW. So this is what normal people feel like, well that and i have started a new vitamin regiment this week - that could be part of it but yeah i am thinking the sleep first then the vitamens, now to work on the sex regiment and then the circle will be complete. kind of but yeah. here's to an awesome day - i feel massive changes coming - YAY.

trying to make my brain work

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:30:00 +0000

time to upload some new photos this is the last in this set

doing much better today

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:41:00 +0000

wow getting out of the city does make a difference i feel so much better now. ahhhhhhhh. now to gear up for xmas sales.

A PLACE FOR YOUR FACE

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:00 +0000

i need some excitement this week

go go go go

change my life - PLEASE

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:06:00 +0000

im tired of the same shit every day
wow i feel beat up today
almost time to go hide in my car and take a nap

paper planes on FIRE FIRE FIRE

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:48:00 +0000

I LOVE THIS

"I don't have time for this life"

HA HA HA HA HA HA

i fuck this keyboard up now

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:02:00 +0000

did you drink some blood in the mirror or well suck it
i did not
i didn't even get any kids to chase
or candy to steal
or eggs to throw
i did nothing really
cleaned house
listened to new music
played playstaion
did laundry
mopped the kitchen
then wine
then talking shit on the playstation on uncharted 2
i am a lvl 41 now = awesome

buy some fucking art already

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:08:00 +0000

drew (roomate) got this new game for his ps3 uncharted 2. the game to me is kind of neat but not real big into adventure type games. it looks fucking cool though. i however like the multi-player feature. my favorite is to get the grenade launching apperatus gun thing and shooting people in teh FUCKING FACE.

im seriously not angry. just tired today. so don't worry i am not going to snap and start takin mofukas out. i know the difference between fake brain splatter and the real shit.

weather changing again so fuck you know i have a headache and my sinuses are fucking with me, hence the pissy tude. i live in the wrong region for this, hell the wrong time period. we just need to globally warm this motherfucker up so much we randomly start poping like popcorn in the microwave. hey where's steve? oh shit he just popped. Fuck there goes another one. I will be on the sidelines selling protective helmets. Anti popping devices. My brain is close to popping today - feels that way anyway.

muppet fucker

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:13:00 +0000

anymore im just bored with the same old bullshit
wtf is the point
i try to change it and end up fucking myself more
i want to smack people
FUCK YOU
just because you gave up and are afraid of change doesn't mean i have
and i am going to fight you every mother fucking step of the mother fucking way
fall in line you fucking sheep
then i can kick you in the fucking head
YOUR DEAD
just give up
balless spinless fucks

ahhhhhhhhhh
i think i don't need anymore coffee today

if i could draw i would draw you... NAKED with a BONER and a STOGIE

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:22:00 +0000

birthday plans so far
NONE
i need some
good food of some sort
drunkt (its up for debate)
making out (yeah that sounds like fun)
LEAVING TOWN = YES PLEASE

I didn't really do anything at all this weekend and well i did a lot. So yeah figure that one out. Mr Micklesworth and i got to hang out all day saturday, then i shot people on drews new gaming system. i like shooting people on the gaming system. its most satisfying. not quite like good expensive lotion satisfaction but its up there (ITS UP THERE). I've decided after my birthday which is in like 5days or so (24th) i am going to make some changes, yes yes yes i know you have heard these things before but well maybe i will actually stick to them. [ side note - i have no good gangsta rap on my IPOD and its the black one not the white one, i should change that {that was not a racist statement} i need some ima shoot me some muthafukas music] ahhhh. i am refinin the list of LIFE changes, wow that sounds like i will be chopping off my penis or somthing i need to refrase that, and don't worry i will not he chopping anything off or suddenly wearing dresses and high heals. these are more internal personal changes stuff you probably won't even notice. so no size 13 fuck me boots for my birthday.

Best Dat EVAH

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:58:00 +0000

damn i slept forevah today - and i feels great

time for a walk - then coffee - then library

orders ready + good food

this is more like a to do list than a post
oh well
what chu doin today
on this sunny sunday
BOOOOOOO

lost bird in the hood

noreply@blogger.com (wordy worderson) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:35:00 +0000

lost bird on my hood
hood bird lost
bird hood lost
lost hood bird
hood lost bird
hird
lob
st
f

HI!!!!!

hmm tonight
wildthings
or andy warhol
first library
then nap