I keep starting this one

fluffy hoodies make me want to get naked, and well keep them on, but like be naked everywhere else... hmmm maybe i just need some sexy undies made of fluffy hoodie material.... problem is you can never wash them because they become not fluffy but stiff and itchy and well that just sucks cockaccino. i think someone accessed my backzipper and pulled out all my bad moods, i feel super great today. Ahhhhh i could give you a hug with my fluffy hoodie on. My jeans have holes today too, weird how all this works out. Really its not weird i think all my clothes have holes its no wonder people think i am a bum. So got to thinking about those things called new years resolutions and so i am going to make me a list and stick to it, yeah not really but i will try.
1. have sex with YOU. yes you. we didn't do IT last year so we like should get naked and fuck YO.
2. CUSS EVEN MOTHERFUCKING MORE
3. write shit on this page more
4. take more pictures (of my penis)
5. not give 3 fucks what you think (it used to be 2)
6. make more redickulust lists like this one
7. find JESUS (and fuck him) - (he is hot)
8. eat more fruit
9. i need to think of some more so like i feel accomplished n shit

YOU FUCKTARD

I wonder if people who have never used computers get spam, so like when they finally sit down to one and get that first email address there are tons of emails just waiting for them. I can see that happening. Jungle steve has no idea what a computer is all he knows is swingin from vines and talkin to monkeys, then one day trick whitey comes along with this shiney bright box, he shows him how to type, how to chat and well how to look at porn, because we all know thats the first steps the intronets. Next he signs up for a free email then he's like WOW my jungle dong can be bigger sign me up, wow free drugs, wow Russian brides, wow rolexes at 200% cheaper than there regular cost, sign me up. yeah so like a whole paragraph to explain something that really didn't need explaining i just felt like doing it.

Well i went to the last nite of the bikes last night, and if you have no idea what i am talking about you really are not a friend of mine (look on my other pages yo). anyway thanks to those who did show up and the ones i forced to show up, a good time was had. Its a shame all you other people that call yourselves my friends who never stopped by once, and never got to see the show, didn't come by last night. Wow i am putting it on thick today HUH. Anyway thanks and love to those who did come by. The love parts from Chava i think some of her hippie smell juice gaysauce stuff might have infected my brain. So well after we left there we went on to the Riot Room and listened (kind of) to a band then a dj then something then i went home. Good to see you Mikey, Joe, Jamie, and Walt. Good luck in Chicago Beth and Mike (thanks for stopping by last night even though its like your last night in town).

Gobbledigook

Is everyone in the Midwest doing a rain dance? Please stop now please stop now. Okay yes yes yes. I have the hardest time in the world trying to write resumes, why is that do you think. I wonder if there is a pill for that - makes me love myself enough to bragg and be like yes i do this and this and this and this and i am fooooking awesome at it all, and you should pay me 5x or maybe even 7x what i am worth and let me sit in a comfy chair with an office with cool plants and plenty of shelf room for toys. Dream job baby dream job. Okay off to play scooters you enjoy your day and the sun shine, and play nice.