DO YOU REALIZE - what you do to me

GOOD GOD the weather is awesome today. Like 70 degrees with a light cool breeze. Damn this it like heaven weather n shit. This is making up for yesterdays monsoon, not that i minded i was sleeping most of the day anyway, my body said too, so i listened. Today now is a different story, my body says YEEEHAWW - ride that scooter pappy ride it (wow that sounds almost perverted). That reminds me of something i need to do later today. Yes clothes shopping, wow what the hell were you thinking, dirty minded mofos. I think sushi today might be a requirement as well. Sometimes you must make thine body happy (just to note i think that is the first time "thine" has been used here on pmp) WOW i am strugglin for material today. Okay off to procure orange tic tacs and drum up some new business - i love YOU too.

a nice day for airstrikes

the world is like a big joke that sometimes i get and is somedays way over my head...


today i don't get it and i don't want to go anywhere near it... i love the basement ahhhhhh

i sometimes wish you would smile

"i was perfect once."
"yeah in your moms belly."
"true, shame she's such a bitch now?"
"yeah that is the one nice thing about being presumed dead."
"yup they stop looking for your ass and you can disappear for real."
"they found a body though right?"
"thats what it said in the paper, i don't know who the kid was or what the hell happened to him but it sure the hell wasn't me. i think the police are lazy or its some kind of weird cover up, i don't know and i don't care. it sure as shit made things easier on me, i know that much."

WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER

Its one of those days, where i feel really behind on things but just really don't want to do anything about it. But i am. I am organizing the desk from hell today. Fun. I bet you really care about that.

Friday night i got a little too drunks, i didn't plan it that way, damn people and their shots. Oh well i had lots of fun and met lots of fun people and well other than that had a mean ass hang over yesterday and stayed inside most of the day watching movies. Wonderfully good time, i haven't done that in ages so wasn't so bad really. Okay now time to get this desk cleaned and all these papers and receipts filed. Hope you all still have all your fingers and eyebrows in tacked.

i woke up after (being pulled in the middle)

both edns fixed

when i walked into the yard i noticed it was full of people, there were three of them in particular rushing up my stairs and into the apartment. the balcony was full, i thought at first a party, then i could tell by the looks on faces this was no party. i noticed a face i knew from the coffee shop.
"hey man, what the hell is going on?"
"not real sure, something about some dude that lives here beating up his girlfriend or stalking her or something weird like that."
"hmmm, i live here."
"yeah man i know, its one of your weird ass roommates. the mexican one i think."
"who carlos"
"yeah him"
"the girl being michelle?"
"yeah thats her"
"weird she is like here every day, i don't see much of a stalking scenario there."
i look up to the loud crashing noises coming from inside the place. things breaking screaming, then a loud pop. that instant i knew someone had been shot. then just like they went up the stairs they came down but only two, one holding his stomach and the other holding a bloody knife. then another scream and a thud. the third came crashing to the ground, tossed from the balcony. its only one floor up so the fall didn't kill him, but the gun shot might have. the crowd gathers around and i see some movement but there is a lot of blood.