We can tilt this bitch, i promise...

You ever pretend you are what you thought you would be? How does that feel?




Its sunday and the church of cheap pizza and cheap beer is going to be in session within hours.... Right now the church of riding scooters around in circles is about to open its fucking garage doors...


Picture : Me comin in my mamas door. My nephew took this, he's 10 and a better photographer than YOU.


Wow im kinda a dickhead today. I was going to say sassy but i think that implies dicks in mouths or something like that.

i woke up after (being pulled in the middle)

both edns fixed

when i walked into the yard i noticed it was full of people, there were three of them in particular rushing up my stairs and into the apartment. the balcony was full, i thought at first a party, then i could tell by the looks on faces this was no party. i noticed a face i knew from the coffee shop.
"hey man, what the hell is going on?"
"not real sure, something about some dude that lives here beating up his girlfriend or stalking her or something weird like that."
"hmmm, i live here."
"yeah man i know, its one of your weird ass roommates. the mexican one i think."
"who carlos"
"yeah him"
"the girl being michelle?"
"yeah thats her"
"weird she is like here every day, i don't see much of a stalking scenario there."
i look up to the loud crashing noises coming from inside the place. things breaking screaming, then a loud pop. that instant i knew someone had been shot. then just like they went up the stairs they came down but only two, one holding his stomach and the other holding a bloody knife. then another scream and a thud. the third came crashing to the ground, tossed from the balcony. its only one floor up so the fall didn't kill him, but the gun shot might have. the crowd gathers around and i see some movement but there is a lot of blood.