Friday, September 19, 2008

Six Fiddy


GAME ON BITCHES

Weird day already and its still pretty early in my book. House sat for Aaron and Jenny last nite and their animals spooned me hardcore all night long, nothing like cat ass in your face all night long. It is strange that my sinuses aren't acting up this morning - hmmmm cat ass is the cure people cat ass. Wow i was never so glad to hear my alarm go off, then i had to go jump timmy YEAH. Like with cables for a battery you silly people JESUS hep us. Then it was off to get coffee because yeah the 3 hours of sleep i did get tucked in between Garfield and Snoop was not the best. So off to Broadway where there is a line a million people long, i think maybe at first its some sort of protest or a Star Trek convention but i guess people who wake up early like coffee go fucking figure that one. I didn't feel much like waiting so i went to their other local in the old firehouse. There Jim is super happy/hyper and of course charming the customers. We avoided all governmental topics, he just wanted to know why i was up so early. I explained and yadda yadda then told him i was off to salt lake city later today. Opening for Jim. I will make a short version for ya. He does his weird lil dance rub his tummy thing and talks about the 7-19 wives he would have and how the new revolution will be started in Utah. Good to know. So now i am home - waiting for my undies to dry and slowy packing my stuff.

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Friday, August 15, 2008

a nice day for airstrikes





the world is like a big joke that sometimes i get and is somedays way over my head...


today i don't get it and i don't want to go anywhere near it... i love the basement ahhhhhh

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Sunday, August 10, 2008

and sometimes its just the four of us

Saturday, July 12, 2008

i sometimes wish you would smile


"i was perfect once."
"yeah in your moms belly."
"true, shame she's such a bitch now?"
"yeah that is the one nice thing about being presumed dead."
"yup they stop looking for your ass and you can disappear for real."
"they found a body though right?"
"thats what it said in the paper, i don't know who the kid was or what the hell happened to him but it sure the hell wasn't me. i think the police are lazy or its some kind of weird cover up, i don't know and i don't care. it sure as shit made things easier on me, i know that much."

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Vid spilum endalaust

i see dead people
Today is going to be a shoot stock photos day. I haven't done that in awhile. I need to earn my fuckin keep. No weird dreams this morning, thank fucking god. Moss covered feet but thats not too bad, nothing like an all out brawl in your house with people shooting each other and shit. Weirdos.

Cold coffee is weird, not sure if i like it, but well i don't feel like making more or microwaving it. Im lazy yes i know. No so much lazy as i just don't feel like doing it. Sunday is like lazy lounge day, but not really, its also stockphoto day plus laundry day plus change the sheets day plus clean the bathroom day plus go get groceries day. So i will sip my cold coffee while i make my damn food list.

Im trying to make worms with wings that show up on pictures, so any ideas on the wings let me know, they need to be somewhat small, going to see if i can find some other toy bugs to maybe rip the wings off of them. Anyway off - love ya - TMB or TYB...

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Sunday, April 06, 2008

Waiting for the Summer


i was thinking of doing another potty prints series hmmm not sure which ones to use though. need to find one of those voter thingys and hook that shit up

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

why is it?


political sex scandals are so popular?
american fucking idol?
i really hate the news

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

i need mes a snuggle partner


woke up super early this morning, thinking i had things to do, well not really thinking, knowing i had things to do today. stockphoto day so uploading and tagging images all morning - that is a lot of fun.

i keep getting lost in the trees, branches without leaves, especially at night. I walk around listening to music (sigur ros, grouper, and loscil - mostly) and i love the shapes of the trees. I would like to do a series on just trees, not sure how well that would go over but fuck it i think i am going to do it anyway.

if the 100 squares thing goes off it will be awesome - if not i will not elaborate anymore than that :D

okay still need to shower maybe and play with myself maybe

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