Wednesday, March 04, 2009

time to get busy


i think its time to get the croquet set back from sasha, it needs to get just a little bit warmer and i need a croquet rack on the scooter but damn its time.

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Monday, December 22, 2008

I keep starting this one


fluffy hoodies make me want to get naked, and well keep them on, but like be naked everywhere else... hmmm maybe i just need some sexy undies made of fluffy hoodie material.... problem is you can never wash them because they become not fluffy but stiff and itchy and well that just sucks cockaccino. i think someone accessed my backzipper and pulled out all my bad moods, i feel super great today. Ahhhhh i could give you a hug with my fluffy hoodie on. My jeans have holes today too, weird how all this works out. Really its not weird i think all my clothes have holes its no wonder people think i am a bum. So got to thinking about those things called new years resolutions and so i am going to make me a list and stick to it, yeah not really but i will try.
1. have sex with YOU. yes you. we didn't do IT last year so we like should get naked and fuck YO.
2. CUSS EVEN MOTHERFUCKING MORE
3. write shit on this page more
4. take more pictures (of my penis)
5. not give 3 fucks what you think (it used to be 2)
6. make more redickulust lists like this one
7. find JESUS (and fuck him) - (he is hot)
8. eat more fruit
9. i need to think of some more so like i feel accomplished n shit

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Sunday, August 10, 2008

and sometimes its just the four of us

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Vid spilum endalaust

i see dead people
Today is going to be a shoot stock photos day. I haven't done that in awhile. I need to earn my fuckin keep. No weird dreams this morning, thank fucking god. Moss covered feet but thats not too bad, nothing like an all out brawl in your house with people shooting each other and shit. Weirdos.

Cold coffee is weird, not sure if i like it, but well i don't feel like making more or microwaving it. Im lazy yes i know. No so much lazy as i just don't feel like doing it. Sunday is like lazy lounge day, but not really, its also stockphoto day plus laundry day plus change the sheets day plus clean the bathroom day plus go get groceries day. So i will sip my cold coffee while i make my damn food list.

Im trying to make worms with wings that show up on pictures, so any ideas on the wings let me know, they need to be somewhat small, going to see if i can find some other toy bugs to maybe rip the wings off of them. Anyway off - love ya - TMB or TYB...

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Must Be A Treeman


sorry about the delay in posting im busy not being busy - im so so so happy though today anyway. i scored tickets to both kc and omaha shows for sigur ros. yes i am a dork, but i dont care. now to find a place to see m83, which by the way the new album is awesomeness in a box, but not so much with the box. fuck i don't know im just the typer. okay i am off to go work on a website that has been needing updating since like 72 n shit.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

blue headlights


Sarah wrote epistles on the subject of despair
on the only night last year when there was no love in the air.
Listen friend she wrote, and I heard her pen cry before it broke.
Who are we and why, oh why can't we behave?
We are good people, aren't we? Do you know?

Jon-jon had surprising eyes and narrow black suede shows,
a war to fight in Paris and a sister with the blues.
Pusique ton papa est en voyage you've heard your mother making
love is not what we are Jon-jon, you and I
are rats at cupids table but we're fine.

In the darkest corner of a downstairs gathering
ladybirds and pirate cowboys, made up, conversing.
Islands sinking from musicians, bedtime stories, York Magicians,
but you don't have to worry darling, frozen hearts leave
seetrough scarring, and no one else will know unless you tell.

Drink to ghosts of past years' catastrophic love affairs,
to robes of red and silver tales worn thin from too much care.
Comfort doesn't always come in glasses, but perhaps tonight
I won't be the only one with blue headlights.

Come on ladies, take your love to town.
Pick it up boys, take your love to town.
Everybody, take your love to town.


blue headlights - the shout out louds

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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Eyes Closed Hopefully


so this is 2008
so far in 2008
my phone has rang 13 times
i have answered it 5
i have had 23 txt msgs
i have answered 3
i woke up at 2pm yesterday and 11:30 am today
i have yet to masturbate in 2008 (it rhymes)
i should go do that
off to go jerk it and warm up my feet because its cold down here in the basement of love

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Friday, December 21, 2007

electric blood


"did you hear that" = the most common thing said on any ghost hunting or watching program on the television.

my eyes hurt - i do this way too much - well its been edit week, trying to finish all 2007 photos by the end of 2007. Going good so far except my eyes are going to fall out of my head an bounce around on my desk like a super ball. bing bing bing.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Don't Bark and People You Don't Know

word
cool hand luke is on amc. its cold here this morning. i need a better space heater to warm my toes. its the hound dog chase scene now. my coffee gets cold quick. going to take some winter photos today. wow this is weird.

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Friday, December 07, 2007

to hell when the bullets came

to hell when the bullets came
im going for a walk in the snow here in a few - im so excited.  i haven't really been outside much lately since its cold - not so scooter friendly, plus been workin me ass off on new photos and things to sell to make you and me both very fucking happy, i have to make room for dancing around the room and chasing tish around the house those are like requirements for my day.  somepeople like yoga i like to dance to goofy music and talk to myself and chase the dog around the couch - its totally therapeutic i should have open house and charge people to do this. STRONG COFFEE plus GO NUTS MOFUCKA, well im off to eat an orange in the shower and put my boots on backwards - its that kinda day....

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