Wednesday, September 30, 2009

motor home sex


ive always wanted to do it in a motor home while it was going down the highway or like a really bumpy road - after that i want to eat icecream in that little cave like area above the driver, i want to sleep, watch the road, get melted ice cream all over the windows and a crick in my neck. i should really learn how to structure a sentence or two. maybe a spelling bee brush up too. i was asked to be the spelling bee when i was in second grade, i was excited at first then i realized it was like "THE OTHER" spelling bee, for us LD and the SUPER SPECIAL kids. if you ever wondered what the fuck was wrong with me, then the fact that i lost that spelling bee should give you a hint. i think that gives me every right to make fun of special kids. fuck you i was one. i lost to one. damn you for bringin up old shit. i can sort of spell now and yeah i am no longer LD so NAHHHHHHHH. well maybe i still am but i have embraced my stupidity. wow what the fuck motor homes and special ed kids have to do with each other i don't know. oh wait i got it. you paint a motor home yellow it kind of looks like a short bus and well you know what a short bus is full of.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

score


wow are you ready for server migration - i think i am. i still have a ton of crap on this server from my.aptrick.com not sure if i want to save it or just delete it. i think i will just delete it and not even think about it again. i should delete this sucker and just start over but well i kind of like to look back at what i did and where i was. so i keep it. today its gloomy, im kind of bored, the music i have on me sucks, not completely (just wanted to hear something different). ready for something to happen - it seems like it's been building for awhile, just waiting, as long as its not too bad and doesn't cost me lots of money i am ready. tonight i shall play with toys and do laundry, if its not raining by the time i get home i will cut wood and sandem up. okay im boring bye.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

where does it fall


love this song - here is an awesome 8bit version
the magnetic fields - all my little words

You are a splendid butterfly
It is your wings that make you beautiful
And I could make you fly away
But I could never make you stay
You said you were in love with me
Both of us know that that's impossible
And I could make you rue the day
But I could never make you stay

Not for all the tea in China
Not if I could sing like a bird
Not for all North Carolina
Not for all my little words
Not if I could write for you
The sweetest song you ever heard
It doesn't matter what I'll do
Not for all my little words

Now that you've made me want to die
You tell me that you're unboyfriendable
And I could make you pay and pay
But I could never make you stay

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Monday, February 02, 2009

Lion in a Comma


Can i just tell you that i like the new animal collective LOTS. That and the facebook upload application kind of sucks today, its bein a straight up GANGSTA. I think they need to work on their image servers cuz they is slow like sooper slow like slower than a full short bus in the slow lane. WOW thats slow

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Friday, January 30, 2009

i wonder what my celebrity gossip name would be


i wanna have babies with a rich famous crazy chick so she can support me and then we can go to court with our entourages and all my friends and i can live off her money and it would be so awesome. publicity stunts are wonderful. weird i have read my horoscopes like five times today and they still make no sense, i am beginning to think i was born on a different day under a different sign by different parents, but well i kind of look like them and i kind of act like them too but well yeah okay that Myth is BUSTED. I wanna ride bikes though mud puddles today, but yeah i don't have a bike or a mud puddle so looks like i will be playing around the house for a bit waiting for my camera batteries to charge then its OFF OFF to snap clap and fap... YAY

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