Procrastinator Masturbator

I know it is illegal but there is something so nice about listening to ones headphones while riding ones scooter. IT COMPLETES ME. yes and i get wet down there. It truly is amazing what people miss out on a an average day. I think Eric still has jiggily puff. I am embracing my sinus headache today and just gonna roll with it. I am then going to the thrift store to buy weird things like doilys and knick nacks. Oooh and maybe some used undies. I kind of want a beadazzler as well, oh yeah and corn dogs, fucking hell i got a busy day in front of me. I wanted to make coffee with dr pepper today just to see what it would taste like. I wonder if the guy who invented the highway sign font gets paid royalties or if he just got the shaft and a thank you letter, or a gold swatch, i want a gold swatch, i should invent something cool like the highway sign font, or that reflective green paint... i kind of doubt either of those will happen considering i can't even get out of bed by 9am. I can't help it though i just like to avoid morning people, they scare me, i think i have "morning peopleaphobia" I am totally using that the next time i am late for something. I need to look up the latin version of that or close to it and make it a real fucking disease and maybe i can get a check or they can make a pill for it. Shit i will just throw some smarties in a bottle and call it swatikiawatikapoof also comes in patch form "those ugly ass bacon band-aids". Really the funnest part about having balls is making them giggle when you dance naked. I just wish it wasn't raining, i like my car and all but its not fun to be stupid in. It is but isn't. I just look like a yuppie in a Volvo Wagon. I need like a blow up doll in the back and sell turns n shit. I wonder if that is legal. She isn' real, no one is getting hurt, except a bit o rug burn and plastic burn but damn. I just take her home and hose her down, count my money, and its all good, after some fresh air she is ready for another day. It truly is a shame what i waste my brain power on.

WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER

Its one of those days, where i feel really behind on things but just really don't want to do anything about it. But i am. I am organizing the desk from hell today. Fun. I bet you really care about that.

Friday night i got a little too drunks, i didn't plan it that way, damn people and their shots. Oh well i had lots of fun and met lots of fun people and well other than that had a mean ass hang over yesterday and stayed inside most of the day watching movies. Wonderfully good time, i haven't done that in ages so wasn't so bad really. Okay now time to get this desk cleaned and all these papers and receipts filed. Hope you all still have all your fingers and eyebrows in tacked.