my name on twitter is aptrick go figure that one

need to either find my thermals or get some new ones, not sure where the hell mine are? damn that moving thing. its not that cold out but the morning rides once you get cold it takes a lil while to warm up. coffee is good for that. first few weeks of fall are always like this though - getting used to the colder weather - then after a few more weeks your like I AM TUFF then it fucking snows on you and your like WELL FUCK I AM COLD. I always say i hate winter - i hate winter, but well last winter i kind of had good time. I enjoyed it. Even the being cold part. Okay update so i am not a weenie it was 49'f this morning. No fucking wonder my mangina is still frozen. For some crazy reason i want a muffin pan. Why i don't know. Just sounds like fun. Either i am getting older or just gayer i haven't figured that one out yet. But i fucking want to make some muffins. I do feel it could just be a phase and i would do it once and never want to try it again kind of like that whole needles and nipples thing back in the day - you know what i am talking about. Oh yeah winter will be book time too, so if you got some suggestions let me know, time to hit up the libarary and get some shits i am sick of rereading all the shit i have in my house. okay off to paint blocks of wood - print pictures - and add muffin pan to my list of wants but does not really needs.

Procrastinator Masturbator

I know it is illegal but there is something so nice about listening to ones headphones while riding ones scooter. IT COMPLETES ME. yes and i get wet down there. It truly is amazing what people miss out on a an average day. I think Eric still has jiggily puff. I am embracing my sinus headache today and just gonna roll with it. I am then going to the thrift store to buy weird things like doilys and knick nacks. Oooh and maybe some used undies. I kind of want a beadazzler as well, oh yeah and corn dogs, fucking hell i got a busy day in front of me. I wanted to make coffee with dr pepper today just to see what it would taste like. I wonder if the guy who invented the highway sign font gets paid royalties or if he just got the shaft and a thank you letter, or a gold swatch, i want a gold swatch, i should invent something cool like the highway sign font, or that reflective green paint... i kind of doubt either of those will happen considering i can't even get out of bed by 9am. I can't help it though i just like to avoid morning people, they scare me, i think i have "morning peopleaphobia" I am totally using that the next time i am late for something. I need to look up the latin version of that or close to it and make it a real fucking disease and maybe i can get a check or they can make a pill for it. Shit i will just throw some smarties in a bottle and call it swatikiawatikapoof also comes in patch form "those ugly ass bacon band-aids". Really the funnest part about having balls is making them giggle when you dance naked. I just wish it wasn't raining, i like my car and all but its not fun to be stupid in. It is but isn't. I just look like a yuppie in a Volvo Wagon. I need like a blow up doll in the back and sell turns n shit. I wonder if that is legal. She isn' real, no one is getting hurt, except a bit o rug burn and plastic burn but damn. I just take her home and hose her down, count my money, and its all good, after some fresh air she is ready for another day. It truly is a shame what i waste my brain power on.

Best Day Ever

and how are thee?

i loved last night - it rocked

tonight will be super awesome....

now time for a mid day nap....

Oh THe Snot

mine sinuses currently do not wof me

sky hop

I be excited by the weather and the fact that the sun stays out longer - i love the illusion called time change - and yes courtney i actually remembered this time.

oh This is Dangerous

i like the face that i have keywords now to relate all these posts - man its like they all fit under one anyway but i am going to separate them all. i have been rehooked on portishead live roseland NYC, it was bad enough when it first came out i jammed it non freakin stop stop stop. now here it goes again.

im so excited about today being laundry day
man i need to get out of this place more often
you guys need to help me find JOBS :D
then i won't sit here and listen to portishead over and over and create thank you rockets.....