i woke up after (being pulled in the middle)

both edns fixed

when i walked into the yard i noticed it was full of people, there were three of them in particular rushing up my stairs and into the apartment. the balcony was full, i thought at first a party, then i could tell by the looks on faces this was no party. i noticed a face i knew from the coffee shop.
"hey man, what the hell is going on?"
"not real sure, something about some dude that lives here beating up his girlfriend or stalking her or something weird like that."
"hmmm, i live here."
"yeah man i know, its one of your weird ass roommates. the mexican one i think."
"who carlos"
"yeah him"
"the girl being michelle?"
"yeah thats her"
"weird she is like here every day, i don't see much of a stalking scenario there."
i look up to the loud crashing noises coming from inside the place. things breaking screaming, then a loud pop. that instant i knew someone had been shot. then just like they went up the stairs they came down but only two, one holding his stomach and the other holding a bloody knife. then another scream and a thud. the third came crashing to the ground, tossed from the balcony. its only one floor up so the fall didn't kill him, but the gun shot might have. the crowd gathers around and i see some movement but there is a lot of blood.

YOU FUCKTARD

I wonder if people who have never used computers get spam, so like when they finally sit down to one and get that first email address there are tons of emails just waiting for them. I can see that happening. Jungle steve has no idea what a computer is all he knows is swingin from vines and talkin to monkeys, then one day trick whitey comes along with this shiney bright box, he shows him how to type, how to chat and well how to look at porn, because we all know thats the first steps the intronets. Next he signs up for a free email then he's like WOW my jungle dong can be bigger sign me up, wow free drugs, wow Russian brides, wow rolexes at 200% cheaper than there regular cost, sign me up. yeah so like a whole paragraph to explain something that really didn't need explaining i just felt like doing it.

Well i went to the last nite of the bikes last night, and if you have no idea what i am talking about you really are not a friend of mine (look on my other pages yo). anyway thanks to those who did show up and the ones i forced to show up, a good time was had. Its a shame all you other people that call yourselves my friends who never stopped by once, and never got to see the show, didn't come by last night. Wow i am putting it on thick today HUH. Anyway thanks and love to those who did come by. The love parts from Chava i think some of her hippie smell juice gaysauce stuff might have infected my brain. So well after we left there we went on to the Riot Room and listened (kind of) to a band then a dj then something then i went home. Good to see you Mikey, Joe, Jamie, and Walt. Good luck in Chicago Beth and Mike (thanks for stopping by last night even though its like your last night in town).

Finishing off a keg

Camping and canoing this weekend was fun, not too much rain. The water was super high but the raft kicked ass, no padelin for this kid. I did not almost die but Tisha did, she likes to jump out of boats mid rapids and grab big logs that happen to be floating by, just as a precaution if you ever happen to be in a canoe with the bitch (i can call her a bitch, she is a female dog) SHE JUMPS OUT and SQUIRMS like a 3 yr old, its so awesome i will never do it again. I think everyone had a great time, was just nice to be away and hang out with out distractions, i don't think any of us knew the time for days it was great. Mo fixed the bugs, like all of them. The porta potty wasn't all that bad. Aaron's biscuits and gravy was AWESOMELY DELICIOUS. Great job on the plans Jenny.

Now for the picture:
Thats what happens when hippies have a keg party and well can't finish it, they call in reinforcements aka me and atom, we filled everything we could find. I do believe it was laughing dog. I just tried to go to the site and it almost crashed me out with a dog barking noise thing. So yeah http://www.laughingdogbrewing.com/ go make the dog bark.

Straight UP

its time for flames on scooters - oh yes oh yes it is!

i haven't burned a cd in so long i forgot how- ive been giving people pictures on lil jump drives because well they are cooler and renewable sorta, that and i don't have to have a stupid burning program thingy to make them... plus cds and dvds are just well DUMB