YOU FUCKTARD

I wonder if people who have never used computers get spam, so like when they finally sit down to one and get that first email address there are tons of emails just waiting for them. I can see that happening. Jungle steve has no idea what a computer is all he knows is swingin from vines and talkin to monkeys, then one day trick whitey comes along with this shiney bright box, he shows him how to type, how to chat and well how to look at porn, because we all know thats the first steps the intronets. Next he signs up for a free email then he's like WOW my jungle dong can be bigger sign me up, wow free drugs, wow Russian brides, wow rolexes at 200% cheaper than there regular cost, sign me up. yeah so like a whole paragraph to explain something that really didn't need explaining i just felt like doing it.

Well i went to the last nite of the bikes last night, and if you have no idea what i am talking about you really are not a friend of mine (look on my other pages yo). anyway thanks to those who did show up and the ones i forced to show up, a good time was had. Its a shame all you other people that call yourselves my friends who never stopped by once, and never got to see the show, didn't come by last night. Wow i am putting it on thick today HUH. Anyway thanks and love to those who did come by. The love parts from Chava i think some of her hippie smell juice gaysauce stuff might have infected my brain. So well after we left there we went on to the Riot Room and listened (kind of) to a band then a dj then something then i went home. Good to see you Mikey, Joe, Jamie, and Walt. Good luck in Chicago Beth and Mike (thanks for stopping by last night even though its like your last night in town).

OMA GOSH!!!

Wow i feel better today. Still fooking tired but well thats my own fault now isn't it. I just have to say seeing sigur ros two nights in a row was awesome but im gettin to old for that shit. we got soaked in omaha then had to wait for like 2 hours because of tornado warnings, was okay though we got to sit in the lobby and talk to random folks - and have some cocktails. learned lots about omaha, and that most sigur ros fans are a lot a like but they just pretend not to be, with the exception of the snotty girl sitting next to me, but i still love her. i wouldn't want a wet dog smellin drunk shit head from kc sittin next to me either. after an amazing show, yes they blew my mind once again. it was time to explore. found a nice little bar called the dubliner that mike and jenny suggested (thanks dudes) good beer selection, and great jukebox. One little downside bars close at 1am there, but thats cool. Howard hooked us up with some nacho cheese on the way home, and the muffin man followed us. When we got back to the hotel the parking lot is full of storm chasing vehicles, if you have seen the a&e show storm chasers, you know what i is talking about, that weird looking tank thing was out there followed by like 900 trucks with lots o doodads hanging off of em, pretty damn cool really. okay enough of that kc coming soon... or well the description.... get the new sigur ros album ooh and the new black keys that shits good too.

Naked Hee Haw Honeys

ive been in love with dr pepper again for like a week or so. i do this sometimes were i drink like a million of them in a few weeks then i hate it and never want to see again for at least 3-7 years.

Sorting Cards

There was music filtering in from the stereo in the main room. The brothers were being after school rowdy, making noise, wrestling and what ever else it is they do out there. We were sitting on the bed sorting the playing cards, trying to find a set. There had to be at least 6 different kinds in one ziploc bag. We just wanted to play some rummy or something. Go Fish even, because well none of us could remember how many cards you got with that.
"Man some of these cards aren't even playing cards, how in the hell do you expect us to get a set."
"Yeah i know, my brothers toss them around n shit."
"This Joker is all bent up so we can't use that, everyone will know its the joker."
"Yeah thanks for pointing that out."
The sun was setting in the window. My room was in the attic so i had the best windows with the best light.

Best Day Ever

and how are thee?

i loved last night - it rocked

tonight will be super awesome....

now time for a mid day nap....

in the 3rd grade i discovered

the empty white house on the hill

back door wide open

pots and pans all over the kitchen

graffiti all over the walls

peeling wallpaper

glass crunching underneath my feet

i fell in love

i wanted to know everything about the place the people that lived there, who would just run off and leave a house with everything still in it and a car in the driveway. its like hey the noodles are on the stove - - - fuck it lets walk - - - -

stand in line day

time for new photos
and to pay taxes

and to ummm drink coffeee

YEAH YEAH YEAH

(thats my cheering section)

off to hang photos and stand in line