ballsacks in your mouth - taste mmmm mmmm mmmm goood

i wish they (the people tearing apart my car) would just call already and tell me that i am fucked so i can get it over with and stop thinking about the fucking. JUST FUCK ME ALREADY and get it over with. i can't even get fucked correctly - damn my life :D

okay the bitching session for the day is over
now to figure it all out
i still feel retarded today - thanks sinuses
shit sorry i said the bitching was over
just needed to put that in there to explain why i think it is that manatees are controlling my humor and holding it at the limited state kind of like Alabama - its limited yo.

i just donated like $400 worth of art to 3 Haiti things. i kind of want it back now. yeah yeah yeah you lost your house of dirt and sticks and all that shit. i've been fuckin broke since 82 n shit. what about me. i guess i need to shake this shit hole down to the ground - never fear i can just hook my lovely car up to it all and it will take care of it for us. god i hope my car doesn't actually catch on fire or end up in any other suspicious circumstances they won't give me shit in return.

the moostache

car is broken again
wish it was warm enough to ride scooters
i would be home taking a nice nap right now

panda

i have a toy panda on my desk this week.
we talk.
he likes that fact that giggle at the screen.
i like the fact that doesn't mind that i play sigur ros really loud on mornings i hate people.
i think he hates most people too.
he likes the fact that i am going to take his picture for the new toy series.
together we will rock the panda cock.
maybe.

toy panda toy panda - make pappy happy
toy panda toy panda - take away the crappy
toy panda toy panda - this is kinda sappy
toy panda toy panda - says FUCK YOU PAPPY

okay i am sick of the snow

i feel really good today, not sure if it was the awesome massage i had this weekend or just the sun being out but i feel great, and i really didn't even sleep anymore than normal. well i did yesterday but that wasn't today.

so have a great day watch the snow melt and YEAH

of the 10

SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY

The Big 10

i think its 3 outside.
"because fine art photography FUCKS YOUR FACE"
yeah i like that
time to piss in the snow and make my balls shrivel up so i feel like i am 10 again

holy days

i started this one on the 22nd
i finished it today the 31st

this is the most snow i have seen in kc in awhile now. its cold. my feet are cold. its not very snow man or snow ball friendly. i have yet to try and fuck it but it seems kind or hard - hmmmmmm - well since the rain stuffs last night is like pack ice or what i image pack ice might be like - i have been watching the deadliest catch on netflix watch instantly. so like i fucking know a thing a two about crabs and not those suckers you got up in yo nasty fuck hole, but the kinds you slab up in yo grill, or well roll them up in seaweed and make sushi rolls (which btw users do you know how to do this and could teach me) dammit now i want sushi. FUCKME.

so my quick 2009 in review kind of thing.
It sucked for my wallet
It sucked for my credit
It sucked for my weenier
It sucked for my little toe

It rocked for my weenier
It rocked for your mouth
It rocked for new music
It rocked for new house
It rocked for new friends
It rocked for getting things done

So well thats 2009

now for the 10 tener TENAH TEENA
I usually don't make resolutions or do i - shit i will have to reflect back now on the multiple years of this site to see if i actually had any resolutions. Fuck it i am going to make some right fucking now.
1. Make more money (why the fuck not - top on everyones list i am sure)
2. Go on that trip to either iceland or costa rica for like months
3. I guess maybe get in shape - the shape of what i am not sure but fuck it
4. Stop making numbered lists (yeah like thats going to fucking happen)
5. Stop cussing (this has become like my mothers wish list - next is fucking drinking)
Okay fuck this - i don't like even thinking about what to change or what not to, i kinda like my fat drunk self

Okay i am done with this - time for some sushi and sake later bitches later 2009 i think i will at least try to jerk off like 6-9 more times before the TENAH

someone out there is listening

the idea of moving this blog over to a new server kind of scares me. i know all the little parts will break. i kind of just want to take it down, but i also love to read back at all the stupid shit i make up and write about. so it stays. i stopped keeping paper journals about the time this thing came along even though it really doesn't document shit its just here for me to spew, spew, spew my bullshit. even if no one reads it. thats okay. i kind of like it that way. no on to the bullshit.

so yesturday after works i was takin a nappy poo after i had my retire from work white russians, so it was like some of the weiredest best dreams ever. well not best but odd to say the least. i think the main theme has well soemthing to do with going home for xmas or my attempt to this year. i was visited by like the old versions of my high school friends, and something about a puppet show to benefit the flying spagehtti monster put on in the old hays grocery store (which is long been gone and is now the jail but in the dream it was back). we was all driving around in my grannys old 5th ave, naked of course because of the get naked seats. we was driving around with a banner on the side to advertise our bad ass puppet show, going through the drive throughs, circling the loop, gettin drinks from the drive through bar, all while singing songs, playing with puppets and well being naked. it was a good dream day, a good dream, and nice to see my old friends (naked). the show never happened in the dream, it wasn't really about the show, it was more about the preperation and the people behind the show. i think maybe i have been watching too many docuementaries as well.

okay now off to try and pimp some shit so i can go get my puppet on in southeast missouri.

december

not ready for the cold
i do like the snow
at least the new place is warmer with the exception of my bedroom
coldest room in the house
colder than the basement
i bet under the deck is warmer
i must have like 9000 ghosts in there
i wish they were fuckmeghosts
that would at least make the winter fun

a strange

i like this picture

i am ready to take more more more over the next 4 days

yay

I FEEL AWESOME TODAY

Been so tired and over worked feeling lately. BUT NOT TODAY. Not sure what happened last night - but i was tired, and i fell asleep super early, and i slept all through the night. WOW. So this is what normal people feel like, well that and i have started a new vitamin regiment this week - that could be part of it but yeah i am thinking the sleep first then the vitamens, now to work on the sex regiment and then the circle will be complete. kind of but yeah. here's to an awesome day - i feel massive changes coming - YAY.

trying to make my brain work

time to upload some new photos this is the last in this set

doing much better today

wow getting out of the city does make a difference i feel so much better now. ahhhhhhhh. now to gear up for xmas sales.

A PLACE FOR YOUR FACE

i need some excitement this week

go go go go

change my life - PLEASE

im tired of the same shit every day
wow i feel beat up today
almost time to go hide in my car and take a nap