i sometimes use the nasty words and i sometimes just talk shit

something about the rain

2009-07-03T15:54:00.002-05:00

I truly like the idea of snow on mars - that makes me smile.

Fireworks kind of annoy me - well the random ones anyway, i feel like i am war with someone.

I can not drink enough caffeine today.

I really want a new computer, i want to look cool at the coffee shop like all the other kids, mommy please i need a new computer.

where does it fall

2009-06-25T11:43:00.002-05:00

love this song - here is an awesome 8bit version
the magnetic fields - all my little words

You are a splendid butterfly
It is your wings that make you beautiful
And I could make you fly away
But I could never make you stay
You said you were in love with me
Both of us know that that's impossible
And I could make you rue the day
But I could never make you stay

Not for all the tea in China
Not if I could sing like a bird
Not for all North Carolina
Not for all my little words
Not if I could write for you
The sweetest song you ever heard
It doesn't matter what I'll do
Not for all my little words

Now that you've made me want to die
You tell me that you're unboyfriendable
And I could make you pay and pay
But I could never make you stay

packets of goofy stuff

2009-06-10T11:33:00.004-05:00

i have a hard time embracing change... i want to give it a big hug but sometimes its hard... i want some normalcy but what is that really... constant state of change we must adapt or be left behind... right now i feel left behind, on the road, dead, forgotten...

Endless Pt.2

2009-05-27T12:48:00.002-05:00

this is just a document
then why do it?
i like to
thats why

something i don't understand - i take pictures thats what i do - so why is it when people that kind know me ask me to take pictures they fucking expect me do it for free or for next to nothing... hmmm i can understand if im like livin large and got spinners on my scooter fleet n all but i don't so fuck that and fuck you

okay yeah im not really in a bad mood or anything i just wanted to get that out there, just in case one of my 3 readers wanted to pass it on, but they all know already so yeah really no reason for that, but fuck it, i just felt it.

how is your wonderful wednesday?

things i am contemplating today.

going back to a real job.
leaving town again.
house hunting.
new masturbation techniques.
urban legends involving the house down the street, and how to photograph that.
what i will buy when i win the 213 mil lotto tonight.

banana peel head

2009-05-21T10:54:00.002-05:00

how does one stay motivated. i need that.

back of the station wagon

2009-05-20T21:09:00.003-05:00

wants ice cream but doesn't want to leave the house

favorite possessions i the 5th grade
1. swatch (mezza luna)
2. bike (power lite customized by me)
3. cassette collection (mainly led zeppelin)
4. legos (i still love em)
5. gi joes (they would sometimes hang out with the legos) sold them all when we moved

update
found ice cream in the freezer god bless those roomates

bear on unicorn

2009-05-14T11:13:00.002-05:00

That is 3 bugs now that have dive bombed my coffee, weird i tell you WEIRD. There might be a few more non floaters at the bottom, but for now the count is 3. Okay so yesturday kind of surpassed the last few BEST DAY EVERS to become the newest BEST DAY EVER, BDE for short so keep up here its going to go quick. Morning was about the usual sat around in my undies doing work and sorting pictures and all that normal morning crap - playin on the intronets and chillin. About 10:30 i decided it was a Korean food day aka CHOGA, which worked out great because i had shit to do out in OP anyway. I ring up the Injun and tell him to get ready we is rollin. I got to get the Too Short out of my system on the roll to tims, had to get the gangster out of me. We take the super long way to MicroCenter first to get inks and a happy little G10 for mes, i think he got like a usb hub thing for the ps3 (dorkface). Of course like the child i am as soon as we get out to the car i have to break that baby open and play with it, taking pictures all the way to Choga, people get kind of freaked out when you drive and point cameras at them at the same time, weird huh. Food was fucking awesome, way worth the drive, a new way back, i wanted to stop by this asian market on 95th street Keith told me about ages ago. Actually i just wanted to show Tim their video bootlegging operation, its awesome, and they don't hide it, which is even cooler. We bought baggies full of weird shit and some sooper sweet strawberry soda (which was GREEEEAAAT) i got this little bottle of some kind of weird energy mixx thing, i am brave sometimes. That shit went down - well not so smooth but it obviously had like a shot of liquor in it, so hmmmmmm... Ancient chinese medicine my ass. Back in the car again, drove by this bike shop that all the doods that worked there were wearing spandex and we decided that was not a bike shop for us, no Pee Wee bike selection in that place. I could however tell you who had the biggest nut sack. Hmmm... More drivng around just enjoying the day, listenin to music. Then detour to Brooke Side to thift shops, actually i think they are in Waldo but whateva. It was at the first one that we found the holy grail (IT SHALL REMAIN UNNAMED AT THIS POINT) i can not tell you just yet but its so awesome, i mean so awesome, i can't type awesome enough. We kept going to more and more thrift shops, almost got kicked out of the churchy one because tim was making fuck noises to a baby jesus and i said the nativity scene they had on display looked like down syndrome kids, i swear jesus's head was like 3 times as long as his body, it was great, i wanted to buy them but they knew i would destroy them - fuck that place. SO off to Foos for gay custard - (Carmel and Peanut butter), then walked around the B- side for awhile. Made fun of the no handed no headed Royal then packed it in, was time to head back to the hizzy to play some gta4 and well i napped, that super drink was awesome for like 2 hours then i crashed fuckin harder then a jet into the world trade center OH YEAH.... On the way home it rained like a hooker and i took pictures of it, mmmmmm, rush hour people hate me, i am never rush hour... Okay off to go play with myself first then the new camera, while i ride a scooter, you bitches work on your own BDE.. FUCK FACE

Art School Kid Smell

2009-05-12T07:24:00.004-05:00

woke up too early today and well now i am sleepy... yeah the sleeping thing again, it needs to like normalize but umm not sure how to get it there, oh well i will nap a bit now and see what happens. enjoy the photos, JESUS FEEETS

wow this is going to be a good one

2009-05-11T12:28:00.002-05:00

today already has that sort of magical feel to it, not sure if it was the fact i slept like 15 hours or that a jesus picture came up for me to post with.... hmmmm.... i never knew i could be so tired, kind of funny since i was just tellin some dude the other day that i really haven't been sleepin much lately and sometimes not at all... then i get home at like 4is yesturday afternoon all soaking wet cuz god is evil or a prankster - she was pissed at me for not calling my mother for mothers day.. which i totally intended to do then but i wanted to nap for a bit first and really the next thing i know its like 4am and i needed to peeeeee. Wow... then even better i went right back to bed started up ghost hunters on hulu and went right back to sleep with weird ghosty dreams it was most fucking awesome - so great indeed it shall be in the pappy history books as like the best sleep ever, The Beer, wait no not that name, that might send a pack of freaky leathered out doods over here. My hibernation... Not real sure what to do with the rest of this day - its like 12:30 here - so yeah i slept - totally did not miss the world - fuck them. Need to check the weather and finish some shits, and go look at cameras, time for an upgrade dog... In a week i will be out of the shitty grip of tmobile and i can get a new shiney phone with gadgets and other time wasters built in - it will be great. I need a new backpack too, mine keeps developing holes and i loose all my pens and well as you know i have this thing for pens and awesome pens and more pens and i get a lil pissy when i loose one of my favorite pens. I have fixed the holes numerous times and well they keep showing up and showing up and showing up, i either need to just sew a new peice on the bottom or get a new bag... It took me like a year just to find this one, so i think maybe i should just like break out the sewing kit and fix that mother. Wow so sally home maker of me, i shall post a recipe later on a new hot dog filled casorole dish for all u to make and get wet in the panties about. Oh yeah so back to jesus i got side tracked by the amount of sleep i got and well hot dogs and sewing and oh yeah getting wet x2.

why is everyone so extreme

2009-05-08T13:27:00.003-05:00

I hate the word extreme - well not really hate but for fucks sake what is it with this world of shit we live in that people have to take everything to the extreme. How many people die each year because of the word extreme. Weird wait fuck it i like the word now because it handles the bracket of extreme assholes and dumbfucks and keeps them in check population wise. So fuck it be extreme don't wear a helmet show me what your stupid ass brains look like splattered all over the concrete like modern art or extreme modern art. I will take a picture and sext it to your mom. I need to go buy glue and sniff it... sext me till i dum (thats digital cum - its less messy)

Baby Steps

2009-05-06T14:18:00.001-05:00

OH

REALLY

......

paddling ghost/knapsack (for dan)

2009-04-28T10:35:00.002-05:00

this

is

toooo

perfect

Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya = YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2009-04-26T23:31:00.002-05:00

i think it is time for a fresh perspective - i love staying up late and just listeing to music and writing/drawing/editing photos/taking photos/just reading... i love dorking out. yeah its a good night.

me and you gangsta

2009-04-15T10:14:00.002-05:00

Found the most perfect bike for pappy today, now to whore my ass to pay for it. (Anything you want to pay me to do i will) I might regret that but fuck it i want a cool bike and an adventure. My favorite song of the day is "Alvin Row" by Animal Collective. I think i have listened to it like 7 times today, you should check it out. Trying to get done with eveything by noon today so i can go ride my scooter in the sunshine all day and play play play. I think it might be a Mr Le's Sushi night... hmmmm... okay fuck me and fuck you -until tomorrow or the next time i feel like writing shit on here.... have a nasty one...

The Park

2009-04-02T14:41:00.003-05:00

its so weird to hear the unicorns on a crayola commercial.

Take Me Up There

2009-03-26T14:19:00.002-05:00

I love these seats.

I want this room in my house, so i can hide away...

BLEEP

btw this is how you go up on the arch for you claustrophobic people out there

Thats my momma down there

2009-03-20T13:01:00.002-05:00

Thats my mommy and my aunt down there - the two white dots on the lower left, now how cool is that. How often do you get to see your Mammy FROM WAY UP IN THE SKY! Yeah thats kind of what i tought. NAH!. Yes i am sassy today bitchy whatever you wanna call it, it was that 1am panchos run that did me in. I thought it would be good, actually it was good, it just um doesn't really like me now. Its like HAHAHAHAHA u fuckin bastard i will kick your colin now - kick - kick - kick - its like football game goin on and well i just fucking love love love it. I fed some to tish too i wonder if she has lil soccer players up in her gut, but i kind of doubt that - she eats like raw squirrel n shit.

Three Little Birds Down Beats

2009-03-18T14:18:00.002-05:00

So last night was the very first PAPPYHOUR at ELJAYS and damn was it fun. Lots of great people stopped by to have a beer and or coffee drink talk smack and listen to great music (my friend the IPOD) gots lots of great ideas for future Tuesday nights so looking forward to that - just what i need yet another OUTLET for my crazyness. Been busy all morning updating things and getting a new series of photos for release - taking my time with it but it will be great. The pistols and victory show is still up at 19below if you get a chance to check it out. Okay i am out to make my day awesome - you should do the same.

get it together YO

2009-03-16T12:24:00.002-05:00

Wow its getting nice outside - gonna get the scooter out here in a bit and do like circles in the driveway and around the block and stuff like that i sure can't wait. i need a side car for tishonka (that is the dog tisha) we can both do like circles n stuff and she can like jump out and chase things and then like jump back on again. (WOW my computer is freakin - 5 browser windows and then itunes talk about a pc pussy - it pauses on the next mix song thing then studders its like i grab holt the record and do a mixxy mixx mixx) i think i am going to glue googley eyes all over my helmet so i can say I GOT MY EYE ON YOU. BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER... OOH pictures today too... wow i can't fucking wait - now for the laundry to be done so i can fold before i go - I AM RESPONSIBLE MOFUCKA

11th grade

2009-03-13T12:39:00.002-05:00

liz phair - flower
i love this dirty ass song...

[high part:]
Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Everytime you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain

[low part:]
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Turning, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue

locked on - on the freakin way up

2009-03-12T13:56:00.003-05:00

these quiet days.... relaxing and chillin and updating things this week. still can't make up my mind if i am going to switch this over to a new type of service aka wordpress not sure how well the new version works but i will be trying it out this weekend to see if i like it. if you have any experience with it let me know. haven't tried it in years. well have a fancy ass day, i will be chillin here at the hizzy until further notice.

cold house

2009-03-11T14:26:00.004-05:00

man its good to be home. house sat for tim and modesta the last few days, it was good playing his ps3 n all that but could not use my computer there he had me locked out of the internets. i thought he had me locked out of the heat too because that shits was cold on sunday and monday night, turns out the heat broke and i wasn't locked out. its a good thing i had 9000 cats to keep me warm, its a shame though that kittys are so small otherwise i could have shanked one and sliced it down the middle and crawled inside it like a ton ton to keep me warm like the empire strikes back n shit. now time to get caught up with shit, drink too much coffee and clean stuff. yeah what an awesome day it shall be.

time to get busy

2009-03-04T12:03:00.002-06:00

i think its time to get the croquet set back from sasha, it needs to get just a little bit warmer and i need a croquet rack on the scooter but damn its time.

jackie and hyde

2009-02-27T18:54:00.002-06:00

wow i think i like you.

hey come over and help me print and frame for my show next week.

dodging cones

2009-02-20T11:52:00.003-06:00

okay so i am ready for this winter to be over and i am ready to move to a new place, not so much a new city but ready for a new location and i will be moving soon since my roomates lady be moving in and well thats way too many peeps in the house. kind of looking forward to it though - unpack all my shit thats been in my closet for 2 years now. that should be a fun day or week or month or whatever i am kind of slow and i like to procrastinate - did you know that?