i sometimes use the nasty words and i sometimes just talk shit

ballsacks in your mouth - taste mmmm mmmm mmmm goood

2010-01-27T14:03:00.000-06:00

i wish they (the people tearing apart my car) would just call already and tell me that i am fucked so i can get it over with and stop thinking about the fucking. JUST FUCK ME ALREADY and get it over with. i can't even get fucked correctly - damn my life :D

okay the bitching session for the day is over
now to figure it all out
i still feel retarded today - thanks sinuses
shit sorry i said the bitching was over
just needed to put that in there to explain why i think it is that manatees are controlling my humor and holding it at the limited state kind of like Alabama - its limited yo.

i just donated like $400 worth of art to 3 Haiti things. i kind of want it back now. yeah yeah yeah you lost your house of dirt and sticks and all that shit. i've been fuckin broke since 82 n shit. what about me. i guess i need to shake this shit hole down to the ground - never fear i can just hook my lovely car up to it all and it will take care of it for us. god i hope my car doesn't actually catch on fire or end up in any other suspicious circumstances they won't give me shit in return.

the moostache

2010-01-26T13:08:00.000-06:00

car is broken again
wish it was warm enough to ride scooters
i would be home taking a nice nap right now

panda

2010-01-22T16:20:00.000-06:00

i have a toy panda on my desk this week.
we talk.
he likes that fact that giggle at the screen.
i like the fact that doesn't mind that i play sigur ros really loud on mornings i hate people.
i think he hates most people too.
he likes the fact that i am going to take his picture for the new toy series.
together we will rock the panda cock.
maybe.

toy panda toy panda - make pappy happy
toy panda toy panda - take away the crappy
toy panda toy panda - this is kinda sappy
toy panda toy panda - says FUCK YOU PAPPY

okay i am sick of the snow

2010-01-11T13:41:00.000-06:00

i feel really good today, not sure if it was the awesome massage i had this weekend or just the sun being out but i feel great, and i really didn't even sleep anymore than normal. well i did yesterday but that wasn't today.

so have a great day watch the snow melt and YEAH

of the 10

2010-01-06T15:27:00.000-06:00

SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY

The Big 10

2010-01-02T12:52:00.000-06:00

i think its 3 outside.
"because fine art photography FUCKS YOUR FACE"
yeah i like that
time to piss in the snow and make my balls shrivel up so i feel like i am 10 again

holy days

2009-12-31T11:17:00.000-06:00

i started this one on the 22nd
i finished it today the 31st

this is the most snow i have seen in kc in awhile now. its cold. my feet are cold. its not very snow man or snow ball friendly. i have yet to try and fuck it but it seems kind or hard - hmmmmmm - well since the rain stuffs last night is like pack ice or what i image pack ice might be like - i have been watching the deadliest catch on netflix watch instantly. so like i fucking know a thing a two about crabs and not those suckers you got up in yo nasty fuck hole, but the kinds you slab up in yo grill, or well roll them up in seaweed and make sushi rolls (which btw users do you know how to do this and could teach me) dammit now i want sushi. FUCKME.

so my quick 2009 in review kind of thing.
It sucked for my wallet
It sucked for my credit
It sucked for my weenier
It sucked for my little toe

It rocked for my weenier
It rocked for your mouth
It rocked for new music
It rocked for new house
It rocked for new friends
It rocked for getting things done

So well thats 2009

now for the 10 tener TENAH TEENA
I usually don't make resolutions or do i - shit i will have to reflect back now on the multiple years of this site to see if i actually had any resolutions. Fuck it i am going to make some right fucking now.
1. Make more money (why the fuck not - top on everyones list i am sure)
2. Go on that trip to either iceland or costa rica for like months
3. I guess maybe get in shape - the shape of what i am not sure but fuck it
4. Stop making numbered lists (yeah like thats going to fucking happen)
5. Stop cussing (this has become like my mothers wish list - next is fucking drinking)
Okay fuck this - i don't like even thinking about what to change or what not to, i kinda like my fat drunk self

Okay i am done with this - time for some sushi and sake later bitches later 2009 i think i will at least try to jerk off like 6-9 more times before the TENAH

someone out there is listening

2009-12-15T15:20:00.000-06:00

the idea of moving this blog over to a new server kind of scares me. i know all the little parts will break. i kind of just want to take it down, but i also love to read back at all the stupid shit i make up and write about. so it stays. i stopped keeping paper journals about the time this thing came along even though it really doesn't document shit its just here for me to spew, spew, spew my bullshit. even if no one reads it. thats okay. i kind of like it that way. no on to the bullshit.

so yesturday after works i was takin a nappy poo after i had my retire from work white russians, so it was like some of the weiredest best dreams ever. well not best but odd to say the least. i think the main theme has well soemthing to do with going home for xmas or my attempt to this year. i was visited by like the old versions of my high school friends, and something about a puppet show to benefit the flying spagehtti monster put on in the old hays grocery store (which is long been gone and is now the jail but in the dream it was back). we was all driving around in my grannys old 5th ave, naked of course because of the get naked seats. we was driving around with a banner on the side to advertise our bad ass puppet show, going through the drive throughs, circling the loop, gettin drinks from the drive through bar, all while singing songs, playing with puppets and well being naked. it was a good dream day, a good dream, and nice to see my old friends (naked). the show never happened in the dream, it wasn't really about the show, it was more about the preperation and the people behind the show. i think maybe i have been watching too many docuementaries as well.

okay now off to try and pimp some shit so i can go get my puppet on in southeast missouri.

december

2009-12-09T10:45:00.000-06:00

not ready for the cold
i do like the snow
at least the new place is warmer with the exception of my bedroom
coldest room in the house
colder than the basement
i bet under the deck is warmer
i must have like 9000 ghosts in there
i wish they were fuckmeghosts
that would at least make the winter fun

a strange

2009-11-25T15:34:00.000-06:00

i like this picture

i am ready to take more more more over the next 4 days

yay

I FEEL AWESOME TODAY

2009-11-19T10:53:00.000-06:00

Been so tired and over worked feeling lately. BUT NOT TODAY. Not sure what happened last night - but i was tired, and i fell asleep super early, and i slept all through the night. WOW. So this is what normal people feel like, well that and i have started a new vitamin regiment this week - that could be part of it but yeah i am thinking the sleep first then the vitamens, now to work on the sex regiment and then the circle will be complete. kind of but yeah. here's to an awesome day - i feel massive changes coming - YAY.

trying to make my brain work

2009-11-11T13:30:00.000-06:00

time to upload some new photos this is the last in this set

doing much better today

2009-11-10T15:41:00.000-06:00

wow getting out of the city does make a difference i feel so much better now. ahhhhhhhh. now to gear up for xmas sales.

A PLACE FOR YOUR FACE

2009-11-09T15:00:00.000-06:00

i need some excitement this week

go go go go

change my life - PLEASE

2009-11-03T11:06:00.000-06:00

im tired of the same shit every day
wow i feel beat up today
almost time to go hide in my car and take a nap

paper planes on FIRE FIRE FIRE

2009-11-02T09:48:00.000-06:00

I LOVE THIS

"I don't have time for this life"

HA HA HA HA HA HA

i fuck this keyboard up now

2009-11-01T14:02:00.001-06:00

did you drink some blood in the mirror or well suck it
i did not
i didn't even get any kids to chase
or candy to steal
or eggs to throw
i did nothing really
cleaned house
listened to new music
played playstaion
did laundry
mopped the kitchen
then wine
then talking shit on the playstation on uncharted 2
i am a lvl 41 now = awesome

buy some fucking art already

2009-10-23T11:08:00.002-05:00

drew (roomate) got this new game for his ps3 uncharted 2. the game to me is kind of neat but not real big into adventure type games. it looks fucking cool though. i however like the multi-player feature. my favorite is to get the grenade launching apperatus gun thing and shooting people in teh FUCKING FACE.

im seriously not angry. just tired today. so don't worry i am not going to snap and start takin mofukas out. i know the difference between fake brain splatter and the real shit.

weather changing again so fuck you know i have a headache and my sinuses are fucking with me, hence the pissy tude. i live in the wrong region for this, hell the wrong time period. we just need to globally warm this motherfucker up so much we randomly start poping like popcorn in the microwave. hey where's steve? oh shit he just popped. Fuck there goes another one. I will be on the sidelines selling protective helmets. Anti popping devices. My brain is close to popping today - feels that way anyway.

muppet fucker

2009-10-23T10:13:00.002-05:00

anymore im just bored with the same old bullshit
wtf is the point
i try to change it and end up fucking myself more
i want to smack people
FUCK YOU
just because you gave up and are afraid of change doesn't mean i have
and i am going to fight you every mother fucking step of the mother fucking way
fall in line you fucking sheep
then i can kick you in the fucking head
YOUR DEAD
just give up
balless spinless fucks

ahhhhhhhhhh
i think i don't need anymore coffee today

if i could draw i would draw you... NAKED with a BONER and a STOGIE

2009-10-19T11:22:00.002-05:00

birthday plans so far
NONE
i need some
good food of some sort
drunkt (its up for debate)
making out (yeah that sounds like fun)
LEAVING TOWN = YES PLEASE

I didn't really do anything at all this weekend and well i did a lot. So yeah figure that one out. Mr Micklesworth and i got to hang out all day saturday, then i shot people on drews new gaming system. i like shooting people on the gaming system. its most satisfying. not quite like good expensive lotion satisfaction but its up there (ITS UP THERE). I've decided after my birthday which is in like 5days or so (24th) i am going to make some changes, yes yes yes i know you have heard these things before but well maybe i will actually stick to them. [ side note - i have no good gangsta rap on my IPOD and its the black one not the white one, i should change that {that was not a racist statement} i need some ima shoot me some muthafukas music] ahhhh. i am refinin the list of LIFE changes, wow that sounds like i will be chopping off my penis or somthing i need to refrase that, and don't worry i will not he chopping anything off or suddenly wearing dresses and high heals. these are more internal personal changes stuff you probably won't even notice. so no size 13 fuck me boots for my birthday.

Best Dat EVAH

2009-10-18T13:58:00.000-05:00

damn i slept forevah today - and i feels great

time for a walk - then coffee - then library

orders ready + good food

this is more like a to do list than a post
oh well
what chu doin today
on this sunny sunday
BOOOOOOO

lost bird in the hood

2009-10-16T16:35:00.001-05:00

lost bird on my hood
hood bird lost
bird hood lost
lost hood bird
hood lost bird
hird
lob
st
f

HI!!!!!

hmm tonight
wildthings
or andy warhol
first library
then nap

comfortme

2009-10-15T10:32:00.000-05:00

me loves this song
deerhunter agoraphobia

come for me
you come for me
come for me
comfortably
you cover me
cover me
comfortably
comfortably

i had a drink
no longer to be free
i want only to see
four walls made of concrete
six by six enclosed
see me on video
oh oh oh

feed me twice a day
i want to fade away
away

come for me
cover me
come for me
come for me
you cover me
cover me
comfortably
comfort me

and after some time
i know i would go blind
but seeing only binds
the vision to the eye

i lose my voice i know
but i have nothing left to say
it is

(nothing left to pray)
no echo in this space

bob sledding with oprah and meerkats

2009-10-14T10:20:00.000-05:00

been sleeping and napping a lot this week which i am totally okay with there are few times out of the year where i get lots of sleep in the same week.

deerhunter fits the mood this morning. dark. sleepy. a bit crazy.

back to the title at hand - so yeah i was dreaming about me and oprah havin some hot coco and walking up a mountin. we is goin sleddin. this was a huge mountain and we had a lil tiny sled that me and oprah was supposed to fit up in. yeah fucking right. so we talk abit about ME and walk around a bit enjoying the view and the heckling of the meerkats - yes meerkats on a mt with snow, and they talk more like heckle.
(interlude here this post has been taking me like 4-5 days to write i keep stopping for some damn reason) anyway back to the fucking hecklin Meerkats. We climb in the sled and they are in the background makin rude comments about Oprahs ass n what not. Fuck you meerkats we give them the double bird and head off down the mountain - of course its an awesome ride and Oprah wants to know what i think about it the whole time. Then of course my phone rings and its Morgan (i am awake now and done with this fucking post) the dream was way cooler than this its just i am sick of looking at this post and need to get it up. i will elaborate more on it maybe or well maybe the fuck not.

REEEECHARGEDDDD

2009-10-06T09:22:00.000-05:00

So after one hell of a long hard week last week and one hell of a good drunk on satuday night - i was ready for sleep and just plain goodness. Damn do i feel better today. Its nice not having all this shit looming over my head, incomplete shit, stuff that freaks me out. Its odd its like i have nothing left to do now, even though i know that is not true, but all the blocks n stuff i was working on last week are well done. Thanks to tim for helping, but yeah i have stacks and stacks of blanks and i can just make them as i go now, instead of having to make myself crazy trying to get them finished in a few days to meet the orders. Going to head to wholefoods now and spend art fair money on good food and then i think i will go to the library and get some books. I need a big fluffy chair so if you have one you hate or one you might want to donate or trade for some arts - let me know.