Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Endless Pt.2


this is just a document
then why do it?
i like to
thats why

something i don't understand - i take pictures thats what i do - so why is it when people that kind know me ask me to take pictures they fucking expect me do it for free or for next to nothing... hmmm i can understand if im like livin large and got spinners on my scooter fleet n all but i don't so fuck that and fuck you

okay yeah im not really in a bad mood or anything i just wanted to get that out there, just in case one of my 3 readers wanted to pass it on, but they all know already so yeah really no reason for that, but fuck it, i just felt it.

how is your wonderful wednesday?

things i am contemplating today.

going back to a real job.
leaving town again.
house hunting.
new masturbation techniques.
urban legends involving the house down the street, and how to photograph that.
what i will buy when i win the 213 mil lotto tonight.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

banana peel head


how does one stay motivated. i need that.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

back of the station wagon



wants ice cream but doesn't want to leave the house

favorite possessions i the 5th grade
1. swatch (mezza luna)
2. bike (power lite customized by me)
3. cassette collection (mainly led zeppelin)
4. legos (i still love em)
5. gi joes (they would sometimes hang out with the legos) sold them all when we moved


update
found ice cream in the freezer god bless those roomates

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

bear on unicorn


That is 3 bugs now that have dive bombed my coffee, weird i tell you WEIRD. There might be a few more non floaters at the bottom, but for now the count is 3. Okay so yesturday kind of surpassed the last few BEST DAY EVERS to become the newest BEST DAY EVER, BDE for short so keep up here its going to go quick. Morning was about the usual sat around in my undies doing work and sorting pictures and all that normal morning crap - playin on the intronets and chillin. About 10:30 i decided it was a Korean food day aka CHOGA, which worked out great because i had shit to do out in OP anyway. I ring up the Injun and tell him to get ready we is rollin. I got to get the Too Short out of my system on the roll to tims, had to get the gangster out of me. We take the super long way to MicroCenter first to get inks and a happy little G10 for mes, i think he got like a usb hub thing for the ps3 (dorkface). Of course like the child i am as soon as we get out to the car i have to break that baby open and play with it, taking pictures all the way to Choga, people get kind of freaked out when you drive and point cameras at them at the same time, weird huh. Food was fucking awesome, way worth the drive, a new way back, i wanted to stop by this asian market on 95th street Keith told me about ages ago. Actually i just wanted to show Tim their video bootlegging operation, its awesome, and they don't hide it, which is even cooler. We bought baggies full of weird shit and some sooper sweet strawberry soda (which was GREEEEAAAT) i got this little bottle of some kind of weird energy mixx thing, i am brave sometimes. That shit went down - well not so smooth but it obviously had like a shot of liquor in it, so hmmmmmm... Ancient chinese medicine my ass. Back in the car again, drove by this bike shop that all the doods that worked there were wearing spandex and we decided that was not a bike shop for us, no Pee Wee bike selection in that place. I could however tell you who had the biggest nut sack. Hmmm... More drivng around just enjoying the day, listenin to music. Then detour to Brooke Side to thift shops, actually i think they are in Waldo but whateva. It was at the first one that we found the holy grail (IT SHALL REMAIN UNNAMED AT THIS POINT) i can not tell you just yet but its so awesome, i mean so awesome, i can't type awesome enough. We kept going to more and more thrift shops, almost got kicked out of the churchy one because tim was making fuck noises to a baby jesus and i said the nativity scene they had on display looked like down syndrome kids, i swear jesus's head was like 3 times as long as his body, it was great, i wanted to buy them but they knew i would destroy them - fuck that place. SO off to Foos for gay custard - (Carmel and Peanut butter), then walked around the B- side for awhile. Made fun of the no handed no headed Royal then packed it in, was time to head back to the hizzy to play some gta4 and well i napped, that super drink was awesome for like 2 hours then i crashed fuckin harder then a jet into the world trade center OH YEAH.... On the way home it rained like a hooker and i took pictures of it, mmmmmm, rush hour people hate me, i am never rush hour... Okay off to go play with myself first then the new camera, while i ride a scooter, you bitches work on your own BDE.. FUCK FACE

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Art School Kid Smell


woke up too early today and well now i am sleepy... yeah the sleeping thing again, it needs to like normalize but umm not sure how to get it there, oh well i will nap a bit now and see what happens. enjoy the photos, JESUS FEEETS

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Monday, May 11, 2009

wow this is going to be a good one


today already has that sort of magical feel to it, not sure if it was the fact i slept like 15 hours or that a jesus picture came up for me to post with.... hmmmm.... i never knew i could be so tired, kind of funny since i was just tellin some dude the other day that i really haven't been sleepin much lately and sometimes not at all... then i get home at like 4is yesturday afternoon all soaking wet cuz god is evil or a prankster - she was pissed at me for not calling my mother for mothers day.. which i totally intended to do then but i wanted to nap for a bit first and really the next thing i know its like 4am and i needed to peeeeee. Wow... then even better i went right back to bed started up ghost hunters on hulu and went right back to sleep with weird ghosty dreams it was most fucking awesome - so great indeed it shall be in the pappy history books as like the best sleep ever, The Beer, wait no not that name, that might send a pack of freaky leathered out doods over here. My hibernation... Not real sure what to do with the rest of this day - its like 12:30 here - so yeah i slept - totally did not miss the world - fuck them. Need to check the weather and finish some shits, and go look at cameras, time for an upgrade dog... In a week i will be out of the shitty grip of tmobile and i can get a new shiney phone with gadgets and other time wasters built in - it will be great. I need a new backpack too, mine keeps developing holes and i loose all my pens and well as you know i have this thing for pens and awesome pens and more pens and i get a lil pissy when i loose one of my favorite pens. I have fixed the holes numerous times and well they keep showing up and showing up and showing up, i either need to just sew a new peice on the bottom or get a new bag... It took me like a year just to find this one, so i think maybe i should just like break out the sewing kit and fix that mother. Wow so sally home maker of me, i shall post a recipe later on a new hot dog filled casorole dish for all u to make and get wet in the panties about. Oh yeah so back to jesus i got side tracked by the amount of sleep i got and well hot dogs and sewing and oh yeah getting wet x2.

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Friday, May 08, 2009

why is everyone so extreme


I hate the word extreme - well not really hate but for fucks sake what is it with this world of shit we live in that people have to take everything to the extreme. How many people die each year because of the word extreme. Weird wait fuck it i like the word now because it handles the bracket of extreme assholes and dumbfucks and keeps them in check population wise. So fuck it be extreme don't wear a helmet show me what your stupid ass brains look like splattered all over the concrete like modern art or extreme modern art. I will take a picture and sext it to your mom. I need to go buy glue and sniff it... sext me till i dum (thats digital cum - its less messy)

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Baby Steps