Take Me Up There

I love these seats.

I want this room in my house, so i can hide away...


BLEEP


btw this is how you go up on the arch for you claustrophobic people out there

Thats my momma down there

Thats my mommy and my aunt down there - the two white dots on the lower left, now how cool is that. How often do you get to see your Mammy FROM WAY UP IN THE SKY! Yeah thats kind of what i tought. NAH!. Yes i am sassy today bitchy whatever you wanna call it, it was that 1am panchos run that did me in. I thought it would be good, actually it was good, it just um doesn't really like me now. Its like HAHAHAHAHA u fuckin bastard i will kick your colin now - kick - kick - kick - its like football game goin on and well i just fucking love love love it. I fed some to tish too i wonder if she has lil soccer players up in her gut, but i kind of doubt that - she eats like raw squirrel n shit.

Three Little Birds Down Beats

So last night was the very first PAPPYHOUR at ELJAYS and damn was it fun. Lots of great people stopped by to have a beer and or coffee drink talk smack and listen to great music (my friend the IPOD) gots lots of great ideas for future Tuesday nights so looking forward to that - just what i need yet another OUTLET for my crazyness. Been busy all morning updating things and getting a new series of photos for release - taking my time with it but it will be great. The pistols and victory show is still up at 19below if you get a chance to check it out. Okay i am out to make my day awesome - you should do the same.

get it together YO

Wow its getting nice outside - gonna get the scooter out here in a bit and do like circles in the driveway and around the block and stuff like that i sure can't wait. i need a side car for tishonka (that is the dog tisha) we can both do like circles n stuff and she can like jump out and chase things and then like jump back on again. (WOW my computer is freakin - 5 browser windows and then itunes talk about a pc pussy - it pauses on the next mix song thing then studders its like i grab holt the record and do a mixxy mixx mixx) i think i am going to glue googley eyes all over my helmet so i can say I GOT MY EYE ON YOU. BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER... OOH pictures today too... wow i can't fucking wait - now for the laundry to be done so i can fold before i go - I AM RESPONSIBLE MOFUCKA

11th grade

liz phair - flower
i love this dirty ass song...

[high part:]
Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Everytime you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain

[low part:]
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Turning, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue

locked on - on the freakin way up

these quiet days.... relaxing and chillin and updating things this week. still can't make up my mind if i am going to switch this over to a new type of service aka wordpress not sure how well the new version works but i will be trying it out this weekend to see if i like it. if you have any experience with it let me know. haven't tried it in years. well have a fancy ass day, i will be chillin here at the hizzy until further notice.

cold house

man its good to be home. house sat for tim and modesta the last few days, it was good playing his ps3 n all that but could not use my computer there he had me locked out of the internets. i thought he had me locked out of the heat too because that shits was cold on sunday and monday night, turns out the heat broke and i wasn't locked out. its a good thing i had 9000 cats to keep me warm, its a shame though that kittys are so small otherwise i could have shanked one and sliced it down the middle and crawled inside it like a ton ton to keep me warm like the empire strikes back n shit. now time to get caught up with shit, drink too much coffee and clean stuff. yeah what an awesome day it shall be.

time to get busy

i think its time to get the croquet set back from sasha, it needs to get just a little bit warmer and i need a croquet rack on the scooter but damn its time.