i wonder what my celebrity gossip name would be

i wanna have babies with a rich famous crazy chick so she can support me and then we can go to court with our entourages and all my friends and i can live off her money and it would be so awesome. publicity stunts are wonderful. weird i have read my horoscopes like five times today and they still make no sense, i am beginning to think i was born on a different day under a different sign by different parents, but well i kind of look like them and i kind of act like them too but well yeah okay that Myth is BUSTED. I wanna ride bikes though mud puddles today, but yeah i don't have a bike or a mud puddle so looks like i will be playing around the house for a bit waiting for my camera batteries to charge then its OFF OFF to snap clap and fap... YAY

ITS SO REAL ITS FAKE

There is a pen with tape around it holding up my laptop screen, its gheTTTOO bitch. I mcguyvered it and now its awesome but hard to fold up and take places without people lookin at you like you gots a ghetto fabulous laptop. problem comes in when like i need a pen but its currently holdin up the roof. yeah not cool. i like the new animal collective it makes me smile and warm down there its so awesome it makes me want a shoe shine box/kit whatever you want to call it. i want to shine shoes with my headphones on and forget about the rest of YOUS (thats NY speek) ET should have really landed in NY city that would have made for much more entertaining entertainment. Im sure shopping carts and hobos and homos would have been involved in that one. ET the drag show. Subway mishaps - et on a skateboard beggin for money that would have been the shizz. Okay enough i have a muffler to paint - later

follow me into the SNOW SET

Follow me on twitter click there up there like right up there. sometimes i think me making espresso is not such a great idea. Of course me and a lot of things are not a great idea, full bars, safety glass, the non plastic darts, the keys to your car, naked pictures of your mom - you get the fucking idea - no self control when left to my own devices. i do however like silly putty and can handle that in a small quantity - no more than like 8 eggs of it though then things tend to bounce to high and go all over and its about the size of a baseball and thats when the safety glass thing comes in.

Raiders of the lost FOCUS

where do we go from here....

oh the pressure

"There's tapping."

Okay yeah been watching to much most haunted lately, getting caught up on the ones i missed. Need to be working but my sinuses be totally hating me at the moment, i'm hoping the coffee will fix that though.

I have the hardest time staying motivated in the winter, not even sure why, but i do. Trying to do new photos n stuff but yeah not really into it at the moment. I did however get some film for one of my old cameras and shoot some stuff with it last week, that should be interesting, haven't done any film in awhile. I am currently looking for a new place to live so if you know of any let me know. Time to get out the north land - hoping to move my April - May time. I really don't want to share a place so yeah i'ma bitch.

Yay my head is already feeling better caffeine plus claritin plus saline solution.

sad frog

I wish it was warmer. Does the twitter rss thing work for anyone, not working for me - in fact i think it hates me. Damn me

i think its about time for an UPGRADE

I have yet to train this thing Chrome on how i type and spell so it keeps trying to fix things that well ain't be broken. Mine sinuses are soooper kickin today - not sure what is happening in the outside world to make them go nuts, but me no likey. Hoping to start that photo 365 thing one of these days but need to get my tripod back and all my equipment in one location. I will just pick some day at random to start i think. Better than going from the new year, ahhhk.

touch me sideways

I am very much ready for a few changes this year. Things that need to change, where i live, i like it here don't get me wrong but its no longer where i need to be. This computer has got to fucking go, its about to drive me insane. I fo sho need to take more pictures this year, i didn't do dick last year. Computer locked up again, this thing needs to be shot, blown up, fucked hard, something - it just gets on my damn nerves. So got an idea on how to destroy my computer please let me know. But first i must sell my ass in order to get a new one, so who wants to fuck and pay me for it?

2009

plans for the new year - ready but not going into effect until next week. see i am lazy. its hard to change your life on a thursday morning when your hung over - way better on a monday. happy goo year to you, im off to pretend i have friends and we are going to hang out and make plans on how to overthrow the ice cream truck driver.