do as i say and not as i do

Its an ooolong day. Read previous post for this to make sense, or maybe it won't but fuck you i don't care. Anyway. OOOOLONG and boring... yeah... Today would be a good day to disco or something like that, hammer time, something shit i don't know.. more than doing nothing or staring at the orange wall which is what i am doing now. Just one of those slow days, or daze. Everyone seems to still be on vacation, my brain seems to be anyway. It just needs more ooooolong... I am calling this a post

dangerous ladies in see through panties

TEA - hmmmmmm

i am trying different teas today in an order to well appear more sophisticated n all that shit. well some of them smell like sooper but they still taste like dirt water with a little bit of butt mixed in for color. This first one (Japanese Cherry) smells like a cherry blossom covered country side filled with badass lounging ninjas. But it tastes more like a ninjas ass minus the throwing stars (we will need those later in the blog). I shall call it NNA (Ninja Nut Ass) well the next tea just called (Paris) ain't so fuckin bad. Its kind of dirty like Paris and well snobby and strange like a sweaty Frenchman but tolerant of my ignorance and arrogance - yes i like this one i shall call it Pierre Le Douche, PLD for short.

Well that is it for todays Tea (bag) Column, post, letter whatever the fuck you want to call this thing, i still hate the word blog its sounds like booger sex or something weird they do in the hills of arkanasas. Im off to fuck ninjas and rim frenchmen - see ya later or as they say in Paris - Smell ya Later HOMIEEE

I keep starting this one

fluffy hoodies make me want to get naked, and well keep them on, but like be naked everywhere else... hmmm maybe i just need some sexy undies made of fluffy hoodie material.... problem is you can never wash them because they become not fluffy but stiff and itchy and well that just sucks cockaccino. i think someone accessed my backzipper and pulled out all my bad moods, i feel super great today. Ahhhhh i could give you a hug with my fluffy hoodie on. My jeans have holes today too, weird how all this works out. Really its not weird i think all my clothes have holes its no wonder people think i am a bum. So got to thinking about those things called new years resolutions and so i am going to make me a list and stick to it, yeah not really but i will try.
1. have sex with YOU. yes you. we didn't do IT last year so we like should get naked and fuck YO.
2. CUSS EVEN MOTHERFUCKING MORE
3. write shit on this page more
4. take more pictures (of my penis)
5. not give 3 fucks what you think (it used to be 2)
6. make more redickulust lists like this one
7. find JESUS (and fuck him) - (he is hot)
8. eat more fruit
9. i need to think of some more so like i feel accomplished n shit

P.L.U.R. Happy Boy

So trapped in the basement today trying to get caught up on stuff and stuff and other stuff and do some stuff i forgot to do last week. Its all about stuff. Nice thing is it is actually warm enough to ride my scooter today, so i can leave the house to go buy some food n stuff YAY i rock hardcore for the long time, i have no idea what the fuck i am saying i am just typin here, filling space, killin time, but why? Ask yourself that because your reading this...

Battle of Evermore

Its a led zeppelin kind of day, what you listening to today?

level the playing field

Been sleeping better than i have in ages, not sure why. But i like it. Yesh sleeps. Had a night filled with great dreams - i would share but then they might like not come true so sorry. I do however love it when i have happy dreams, it was weird though because one was just so cool then i realized i had to pee so i was like hang on ill be right back and i woke up went to the bathroom and crawled back in bed and i was back in the dream again, now that has never happened before. Working on some new years resolutions and one of them is to start posting here a little more often, kind of like i used to, maybe not every day like i used to but way better than a few times a month, and well another complaint i get from people is well i am far from truthful about anything, and so this site really isn't news at all but just bullshit. well that is true, so maybe i will be a bit more truthful and actually fill you in on some details pertaining to my real life not just my imaginary one, im not so sure on this one yet, but yeah its a thought... Okay off to update aptrickphoto... love you dudes and gals and all the snot in between.