Monday, September 29, 2008

welcome to the terrordome


I love tonight, the weather is perfect, my feet are kind of cold though. I like the beginning of fall end of summer, nice night breeze, makes having a beer on the back deck at night so much more enjoyable. Ahhh yeah. I like the way things are now, actually i love them. Had a great end of the week last week, went to baseball games in stl with my mama and her sister and my cuzin and my mamas friend. Yeah it was fun. I hadn't been to the new stadium yet, and i even went up in the old arch. Had good food got to hang with my family - which i don't see too often and it was good. The weather was good, the food was good, the seats at the baseball games was good, seeing family was good, seeing the billhorn family was good, damn it was well just damn good. A few pictures down is Zeke he is a billhorn, he is a little bigger now and likes to talk more, plus they have a new addition yosi i think is how its spelled a doggy. Okay off to enjoy the night air and this great beer (harvest moon) tonight.

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Friday, September 19, 2008

Six Fiddy


GAME ON BITCHES

Weird day already and its still pretty early in my book. House sat for Aaron and Jenny last nite and their animals spooned me hardcore all night long, nothing like cat ass in your face all night long. It is strange that my sinuses aren't acting up this morning - hmmmm cat ass is the cure people cat ass. Wow i was never so glad to hear my alarm go off, then i had to go jump timmy YEAH. Like with cables for a battery you silly people JESUS hep us. Then it was off to get coffee because yeah the 3 hours of sleep i did get tucked in between Garfield and Snoop was not the best. So off to Broadway where there is a line a million people long, i think maybe at first its some sort of protest or a Star Trek convention but i guess people who wake up early like coffee go fucking figure that one. I didn't feel much like waiting so i went to their other local in the old firehouse. There Jim is super happy/hyper and of course charming the customers. We avoided all governmental topics, he just wanted to know why i was up so early. I explained and yadda yadda then told him i was off to salt lake city later today. Opening for Jim. I will make a short version for ya. He does his weird lil dance rub his tummy thing and talks about the 7-19 wives he would have and how the new revolution will be started in Utah. Good to know. So now i am home - waiting for my undies to dry and slowy packing my stuff.

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Monday, September 15, 2008

something new today


making the things happen

early mornings, i like this

hope you guys are ready for some new pictures i know i am

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Am I supposed to like you


looks like rain shane

off to play in the puddles

see you soon

btw thats zeke

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

DO YOU REALIZE - what you do to me


GOOD GOD the weather is awesome today. Like 70 degrees with a light cool breeze. Damn this it like heaven weather n shit. This is making up for yesterdays monsoon, not that i minded i was sleeping most of the day anyway, my body said too, so i listened. Today now is a different story, my body says YEEEHAWW - ride that scooter pappy ride it (wow that sounds almost perverted). That reminds me of something i need to do later today. Yes clothes shopping, wow what the hell were you thinking, dirty minded mofos. I think sushi today might be a requirement as well. Sometimes you must make thine body happy (just to note i think that is the first time "thine" has been used here on pmp) WOW i am strugglin for material today. Okay off to procure orange tic tacs and drum up some new business - i love YOU too.

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Thursday, September 04, 2008

Procrastinator Masturbator


I know it is illegal but there is something so nice about listening to ones headphones while riding ones scooter. IT COMPLETES ME. yes and i get wet down there. It truly is amazing what people miss out on a an average day. I think Eric still has jiggily puff. I am embracing my sinus headache today and just gonna roll with it. I am then going to the thrift store to buy weird things like doilys and knick nacks. Oooh and maybe some used undies. I kind of want a beadazzler as well, oh yeah and corn dogs, fucking hell i got a busy day in front of me. I wanted to make coffee with dr pepper today just to see what it would taste like. I wonder if the guy who invented the highway sign font gets paid royalties or if he just got the shaft and a thank you letter, or a gold swatch, i want a gold swatch, i should invent something cool like the highway sign font, or that reflective green paint... i kind of doubt either of those will happen considering i can't even get out of bed by 9am. I can't help it though i just like to avoid morning people, they scare me, i think i have "morning peopleaphobia" I am totally using that the next time i am late for something. I need to look up the latin version of that or close to it and make it a real fucking disease and maybe i can get a check or they can make a pill for it. Shit i will just throw some smarties in a bottle and call it swatikiawatikapoof also comes in patch form "those ugly ass bacon band-aids". Really the funnest part about having balls is making them giggle when you dance naked. I just wish it wasn't raining, i like my car and all but its not fun to be stupid in. It is but isn't. I just look like a yuppie in a Volvo Wagon. I need like a blow up doll in the back and sell turns n shit. I wonder if that is legal. She isn' real, no one is getting hurt, except a bit o rug burn and plastic burn but damn. I just take her home and hose her down, count my money, and its all good, after some fresh air she is ready for another day. It truly is a shame what i waste my brain power on.

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

directions in the right step


i tucked my shirt in today - for the first time in a long time.

it just felt right.

everything today is going to the right... to the right...

new windows in the future old windows in the past - the road is no longer paved...

rain delay today but im loving it
a whisper in the noise
hear it
im off to clean and sort and stack and make lists

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