Monster Hair

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
Tom Robbins







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lampyridae

i was wondering about you

if you ever have those dreams

about people from the past

ones you never really paid much attention too or didn't pay much attention to you. extras in the day to day life that was. what might have been a brilliant friendship or even more. its like the bike you could have rode more or didn't take care of, or the pet you could have loved more. weird dreams, weird day... i still love it and you.

i sometimes wish you would smile

"i was perfect once."
"yeah in your moms belly."
"true, shame she's such a bitch now?"
"yeah that is the one nice thing about being presumed dead."
"yup they stop looking for your ass and you can disappear for real."
"they found a body though right?"
"thats what it said in the paper, i don't know who the kid was or what the hell happened to him but it sure the hell wasn't me. i think the police are lazy or its some kind of weird cover up, i don't know and i don't care. it sure as shit made things easier on me, i know that much."

THE GOD DAMN PLAINS

Punk Rock in the morning makes me all jumpy. I guess that's better than slugish ruggish. The last few days have been slow and boring and i don't want to do anything but i know i got a pile of shit to do. So today i bring you. Get things done man, brought to you by too much coffee and non stop punk rock. Okay thats it - bang yo heads children and get busy with your corporate love jobs. I would have made a horrible punk rock kid. Too prissy.

We can tilt this bitch, i promise...

You ever pretend you are what you thought you would be? How does that feel?




Its sunday and the church of cheap pizza and cheap beer is going to be in session within hours.... Right now the church of riding scooters around in circles is about to open its fucking garage doors...


Picture : Me comin in my mamas door. My nephew took this, he's 10 and a better photographer than YOU.


Wow im kinda a dickhead today. I was going to say sassy but i think that implies dicks in mouths or something like that.

WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER

Its one of those days, where i feel really behind on things but just really don't want to do anything about it. But i am. I am organizing the desk from hell today. Fun. I bet you really care about that.

Friday night i got a little too drunks, i didn't plan it that way, damn people and their shots. Oh well i had lots of fun and met lots of fun people and well other than that had a mean ass hang over yesterday and stayed inside most of the day watching movies. Wonderfully good time, i haven't done that in ages so wasn't so bad really. Okay now time to get this desk cleaned and all these papers and receipts filed. Hope you all still have all your fingers and eyebrows in tacked.

my motivation is missing

So after watching weird science yet again, well kind of just going where i left off (point of passing out) or last scene i remember. Anyway i came up with a brilliant idea, and you all that know me, know i am full of brilliant ideas that work wonders for me. So i got to thinking, that movie was made in like the 80's and well computing power was like nothing compared to now, shit my phone has more power than his computer and its like a piece of shit brick phone. So ideas a whirling, pinwheels spinning (pinwheel pinwheel spinning around, look at my pinwheel and see what i found) around in my head. So like they created a hot chick with that crap computer, what the hell can i do. So tisha (the wonder dog) and i got busy. I took tim's computer that i am borrowing thanks tim, my crappy gateway, my ps2, my psp, my camera, my shit phone, an ipod, a broken ipod, all the hard drives and just about anything else you plug in to use. Its was an awesome pile of gadgets i tell you - awesome. Little does jason know his microwave is in there too, but not the coffee maker, Tisha (the wonder dog) said NO! PAPPY NO! so i spared it. So i got this big pile of stuff then i got the soldering iron out and the scooter tools, i took everything apart hooked it all up together then wired the shit out of it and now let me tell you its fucking awesome. Wires and shit everywhere. I put my spare helmet on Tisha (the wonder dog) and we got ready to hit the switch. First try nothing - second try - nothing (some sparks). Tisha suggested i needed just a bit more power, so i backed the Vulva wagon into the garage and we hooked it up to the scooter and then to the washer and dryer. Now we got mofukin power. Try 3..... BUZZZING NOISES GALORE.
RITS WRORKIN RAPPY..... (thats tisha the wonder dog, doing her astro impression, that means she's impressed with my mechanical geniuses abilities).

So after the smoke cleared what i got was a little bitty robot named WHIZ he is only 7 inches tall but damn he is smart. He is actually writing this post by reading my brain waves. WHIZ is the shit. (he added that himself) cocky little mother WHIZ IZ. I rhymed.

So Whiz and Tisha (the wonder dog) and i are going to sit here the rest of the day and drink coffee and think about what we did today. Jason sorry about the microwave and the electric bill is going to be hell this month, but WHIZ will hack into that shit and fix it. He already took care of my credit card debt and is working on rigging the power ball so i can live a life of luxury and well leave him the fuck alone because he gets kind of moody after you ask him like 900 questions, he already shocked tisha (the wonder dog) i bet that cost at least 5 bucks on the electric bill.

Scary World Theory

It has been a strangely quiet day here. The phone hasn't rang once, no substantial email, no text messages - its weird. Oh well. Its also kind of nice.

So much for a weird Wednesday. I really don't even have a good story for you today. Sorry i will be better tomorrow, maybe...

Todays picture is Jenny and Modesta and me in the background tracing them. Awesome huh. I wanted to do a few more but just didn't much feel like it.

Shhh, there is a horse on my shirt.

Its one of those days where filing and organizing might be kind of fun. Making a to sell pile for um gas money so i can maybe take a short vacation or a long one depending on how big the pile gets. Ebay is your friend while fund raising and cleaning out the closet. I need to make a new toy pile today as well, and then vacuum the whole situation. I love how vacuum has 2 u's. its neat. i think. Besides my camera is there anything of mine you want?

Its supposed to be new music tuesday but i can't bring myself to not listen to the new sigur ros and old !!! . something about the day. FUCK IT im not perfect - or even close.

THE PICTURE: From last weekends camping trip, those are stars and lighting bugs (cool huh?).