The Rocket Is Waiting

For some reason this morning i got sucked into "A Huge Evergrowing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre Of The Ultraworld" yes that is a song title. I have like 20 different versions of it and they are all like 20-30 min long. So sometimes i like to just play them all, each title varies a bit but still something to do with the brain. I love the Orb on days like this. Hello my name is patrick and i have a music and masturbation problem. wow i feel so much better now that i told you that. Ahh time to crank the tunes and loose the undies. WOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO.. Whacka Whacka Whacka....


Btw i lof the new Sigur Ros more than Bomberman Coin battles.

BTWW. Im trying to raise money for photo submissions to a cool show in Seattle so if you have an spare bucks this week go buy some shit from me on ETSY or something like that.

BTWWW. I really planned on writing more today for some reason, then it was like bam over. Wow i kind of feel cheated how about you. We are all fucked i guess. Until tomorrow or the next day or when ever i feel like filling in the little white box with words and hitting the orange publish post button. I LOF U ALL.

BTWWWW. FUCKING WALLE ROXXX

Vid spilum endalaust

Today is going to be a shoot stock photos day. I haven't done that in awhile. I need to earn my fuckin keep. No weird dreams this morning, thank fucking god. Moss covered feet but thats not too bad, nothing like an all out brawl in your house with people shooting each other and shit. Weirdos.

Cold coffee is weird, not sure if i like it, but well i don't feel like making more or microwaving it. Im lazy yes i know. No so much lazy as i just don't feel like doing it. Sunday is like lazy lounge day, but not really, its also stockphoto day plus laundry day plus change the sheets day plus clean the bathroom day plus go get groceries day. So i will sip my cold coffee while i make my damn food list.

Im trying to make worms with wings that show up on pictures, so any ideas on the wings let me know, they need to be somewhat small, going to see if i can find some other toy bugs to maybe rip the wings off of them. Anyway off - love ya - TMB or TYB...

i woke up after (being pulled in the middle)

both edns fixed

when i walked into the yard i noticed it was full of people, there were three of them in particular rushing up my stairs and into the apartment. the balcony was full, i thought at first a party, then i could tell by the looks on faces this was no party. i noticed a face i knew from the coffee shop.
"hey man, what the hell is going on?"
"not real sure, something about some dude that lives here beating up his girlfriend or stalking her or something weird like that."
"hmmm, i live here."
"yeah man i know, its one of your weird ass roommates. the mexican one i think."
"who carlos"
"yeah him"
"the girl being michelle?"
"yeah thats her"
"weird she is like here every day, i don't see much of a stalking scenario there."
i look up to the loud crashing noises coming from inside the place. things breaking screaming, then a loud pop. that instant i knew someone had been shot. then just like they went up the stairs they came down but only two, one holding his stomach and the other holding a bloody knife. then another scream and a thud. the third came crashing to the ground, tossed from the balcony. its only one floor up so the fall didn't kill him, but the gun shot might have. the crowd gathers around and i see some movement but there is a lot of blood.

YOU FUCKTARD

I wonder if people who have never used computers get spam, so like when they finally sit down to one and get that first email address there are tons of emails just waiting for them. I can see that happening. Jungle steve has no idea what a computer is all he knows is swingin from vines and talkin to monkeys, then one day trick whitey comes along with this shiney bright box, he shows him how to type, how to chat and well how to look at porn, because we all know thats the first steps the intronets. Next he signs up for a free email then he's like WOW my jungle dong can be bigger sign me up, wow free drugs, wow Russian brides, wow rolexes at 200% cheaper than there regular cost, sign me up. yeah so like a whole paragraph to explain something that really didn't need explaining i just felt like doing it.

Well i went to the last nite of the bikes last night, and if you have no idea what i am talking about you really are not a friend of mine (look on my other pages yo). anyway thanks to those who did show up and the ones i forced to show up, a good time was had. Its a shame all you other people that call yourselves my friends who never stopped by once, and never got to see the show, didn't come by last night. Wow i am putting it on thick today HUH. Anyway thanks and love to those who did come by. The love parts from Chava i think some of her hippie smell juice gaysauce stuff might have infected my brain. So well after we left there we went on to the Riot Room and listened (kind of) to a band then a dj then something then i went home. Good to see you Mikey, Joe, Jamie, and Walt. Good luck in Chicago Beth and Mike (thanks for stopping by last night even though its like your last night in town).

I cant seem to wake up today

Im suckn down my stein of coffee and still nothing, wow and i didn't even stay up that late, just long enough to see a bit of weird science and thats aboot it. I did realize that he looks better in her panties than she did. I wonder if they planed it that way. Plus Pax is awesome in that movie, i mean really its hard to play a lump of shit but he totally pulled it off. I would have given him some kind of award or something, the golden dog turd.
If your not doing anything tonight you should stop by and say goodbye to the bikes, they are going down next week. Then besides IMJ i've got nothing planned until next year. Kind of nice not to have to worry about putting stuff up but i also like it, i think i just did too many in a row, need to space that out a bit more.
Okay off to pimp, get some jobs, and make some internet sales. I need a gym membership.

Finishing off a keg

Camping and canoing this weekend was fun, not too much rain. The water was super high but the raft kicked ass, no padelin for this kid. I did not almost die but Tisha did, she likes to jump out of boats mid rapids and grab big logs that happen to be floating by, just as a precaution if you ever happen to be in a canoe with the bitch (i can call her a bitch, she is a female dog) SHE JUMPS OUT and SQUIRMS like a 3 yr old, its so awesome i will never do it again. I think everyone had a great time, was just nice to be away and hang out with out distractions, i don't think any of us knew the time for days it was great. Mo fixed the bugs, like all of them. The porta potty wasn't all that bad. Aaron's biscuits and gravy was AWESOMELY DELICIOUS. Great job on the plans Jenny.

Now for the picture:
Thats what happens when hippies have a keg party and well can't finish it, they call in reinforcements aka me and atom, we filled everything we could find. I do believe it was laughing dog. I just tried to go to the site and it almost crashed me out with a dog barking noise thing. So yeah http://www.laughingdogbrewing.com/ go make the dog bark.

Gobbledigook

Is everyone in the Midwest doing a rain dance? Please stop now please stop now. Okay yes yes yes. I have the hardest time in the world trying to write resumes, why is that do you think. I wonder if there is a pill for that - makes me love myself enough to bragg and be like yes i do this and this and this and this and i am fooooking awesome at it all, and you should pay me 5x or maybe even 7x what i am worth and let me sit in a comfy chair with an office with cool plants and plenty of shelf room for toys. Dream job baby dream job. Okay off to play scooters you enjoy your day and the sun shine, and play nice.

OMA GOSH!!!

Wow i feel better today. Still fooking tired but well thats my own fault now isn't it. I just have to say seeing sigur ros two nights in a row was awesome but im gettin to old for that shit. we got soaked in omaha then had to wait for like 2 hours because of tornado warnings, was okay though we got to sit in the lobby and talk to random folks - and have some cocktails. learned lots about omaha, and that most sigur ros fans are a lot a like but they just pretend not to be, with the exception of the snotty girl sitting next to me, but i still love her. i wouldn't want a wet dog smellin drunk shit head from kc sittin next to me either. after an amazing show, yes they blew my mind once again. it was time to explore. found a nice little bar called the dubliner that mike and jenny suggested (thanks dudes) good beer selection, and great jukebox. One little downside bars close at 1am there, but thats cool. Howard hooked us up with some nacho cheese on the way home, and the muffin man followed us. When we got back to the hotel the parking lot is full of storm chasing vehicles, if you have seen the a&e show storm chasers, you know what i is talking about, that weird looking tank thing was out there followed by like 900 trucks with lots o doodads hanging off of em, pretty damn cool really. okay enough of that kc coming soon... or well the description.... get the new sigur ros album ooh and the new black keys that shits good too.