who's chattering now

dragon speak = warm tonsils
my sleep schedule is so whack, im just waiting for winter and this week to be over. YEAH.

The other day i was at the salvation army looking for something to wear to a funeral for a friend and i found a pile of old pictures, i bought them, took them home and i made up back stories for all my new relatives. it makes me sad to see things like that for sale. who the hell sells family photos? i will adopt you all. i am going to scan them and add them to pmp so you can see my new family i still have my old family but these guys and gals are part of it too, cute baby pictures, awkward school portraits, true smiles, fake smiles, bad fashions, great fashions, its all good . YEAH

i can hear you pee

woke up way earlier than usual today - hell i went to bed way earlier than usual last night, maybe because i gots lots to do this week, or maybe because i am tired of staying up until the sun comes up and then sleeping till noon. yeah fuck that. so weird this winter has actually made me happy - fucking weird yes i know - but i am enjoying it, even sleeping in a basement in the winter - i swear i am getting weirder or saner/normaler. friday drank too much and froze on my scooter - saturday ate too much sushi then froze on my scooter - sunday i just ate too much no scooter riding - today = cold lots of work to do - spontaneous over caffeinated dancing and other fun

Do you surf Teddy?

shhhhh one of my favorite songs is coming up next. i am going to sneak up on it. i am so ready for it - it has no idea - okay only 30 seconds away now so get ready... oh its playing its playing - im totally groupieying out right now - yes i just made that word up its fucking awesome just like this song. even the song after is so sexy it should have chest hair and a lump in its leather pants. ahhhhhhhhhhhh. hard nipples, sweaty brows, tapping toes, happy hands - JESUS this is a great track - i love it - i love you god for making this band and themin my earholes like that:D YESSS

your a little freaked out now aren't you?

Surrounded by Things Much Bigger Than MEEEEE

today is wild
i love the ocean
and my new electronically heated sleeping blanket, its like being buried at the bottom of a cuddle puddle with out all the excess weight and grinding.

okay time to go play - i did enough work for one day

Eyes Closed Hopefully

so this is 2008
so far in 2008
my phone has rang 13 times
i have answered it 5
i have had 23 txt msgs
i have answered 3
i woke up at 2pm yesterday and 11:30 am today
i have yet to masturbate in 2008 (it rhymes)
i should go do that
off to go jerk it and warm up my feet because its cold down here in the basement of love