Bully #3

so hello kansas city hows your titty mine is fine it is however friday myday yourday tonight is tigerbeats and if you have no idea what that is look it up on the myspace wait one second i will get you a link try this. so if you happen to be in kansas city on the missouri side down by the westport close to the mccoys you should stop on by, i should be there drinking too much and laughing and taking photos and dancing like i never danced before... yeah yeah yeah yeah... if you however are not inclined to leave the house or drive all the way to our fair city - please feel free to play the 80's music of your choice and raise your fist in the air and dance dance dance the night away. shake it like its never been shook before (even if you are home alone) {..}AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (thats my digital Macaulay impression) i have goooey eyes today from working on photos way too late last night so if i misspell something robin will catch it im sorry i can't see all that great - i still need to hit the hot tub and take a shower so yeah yeah - love to all the peeps out there (my hippie call) don't be hattin courtney. find your smile find your jam find your groove find your hot tub LATER :)

Carter Moody

my new old love is always save frozen pizzas (69 cents) yo and they are GREAT. sad thing is i am OUT so i need to look under the cushions again to find money to eat with. Always Save Pizzas here i come, i can not however do the always save mac n cheese its kinda cardboardy. I do however have some gift cards for the cheese cock factory hmmmm maybe i will do that instead. :D

wang chung tonight

what are you going to do today? ive been slacking way too much over the last 4 days, just haven't felt much like working or working on anything, so this morning i am giving myself a digital slap. last week was good, this week uhh not so much. now i need to get to work make some mo fuckin money so i don't have to get a real job.

Nasty Kid at School

ITS TIME TO
- start a cult
- have a mystical experience
- start saving coupons
- watching star trek
- get a dog
- take a shower
- look beyond
- start posting real things

Zach Crandell

i love this song

pink and sour

along your skin lost my language black lip and red carnation safe house safe tap shoes break union station marble wrapped in malpractice quiet in the sway oooo-sing to me pink and sour oooo-drop down drop down de-sung ribcages shelter wound river languid husk of old jet sweet light tavern in the morning taxi driver silent hard long hands oooo-kill the kitchen kitchen light oooo-drop down drop down safe house dead trying to whisper a soft vaccination cotton in the calm along your side lost my language on sand and smoke foundation loose in the sway oooo-sing to me pink and sour oooo-kill the kitchen kitchen light

by califone

i can't believe how NOT hot i am

i like when i have flying dreams - that and naked weird ones you combine the two and that was my night. i have extra pep in my step today - i might just take off - fly away to sexy naked land. don't worry i hear they have a great internet connection there and i will send you postcards and polaroids of our naked sexy flying antics. btw today is day 3 of me wearing the same shirt. i was going to change then i realized that damn this is day 3 i got to keep going - hot tub and pool baths are the shit - i love summer and not having a job or well a demanding one anyway. if you are trapped in an office someplace put on some good music and a good smile and say FUCK YOU to those people and problems that are bothering you. Have a moment and pretend you are naked and flying (its the shit i tell you). You can even do the sky hump if you want its kind of like those big planes that refuel midair its kinda cool.

Trip Fontane

sometimes i like to dance with my pinkys sticking out. its the pinky dance. i guess thats what i get for doin the chair dance (i sit in my chair and do circles cuz im lazy) but house music in the morning is fun like that. it kind of looks like rain so i am going to play with fotos today and try and get caught up then tim and i are going to kill the empire fucking dead. yeah dead. not that i am worried about prostate cancer or anything but i read a study the other day about how masturbation or shall i say frequent masturbation helps to prevent prostate cancer. so from now on IM DOIN IT FOR MY HEALTH YO!!!! SPANK SPANK SPANK SPUNK SPUNK

The Bikes

Okay finally "the bikes series" is all complete. I am still looking for a place to show them, but for now you can just look at it online and purchase prints online, or from my house. Let me know what you think, like it, hate it, its a pile of rusty shit, let me know, i like the feedbacks.

rain or No Rain

i wouldn't mind a bumblebee outfit/costume that would be awesome. did i ever tell you how much i like mixel pixel (the band) they are so much fun. its like jammin out in the arcade in the 80s with bubble gum on your shoes and a pocket full of quarters, FUCK SEX, who needs that shit when i got bleeeps and bloooops. Dig Dug mother FUG. Jukebox demons - this new version of blogger is starting to piss me off - it has this stupid autosave feature that knocks my curser out of place all the fucking time and i write fast if you can't tell, and sometimes i don't look at what i am writing or typing i just type and then i look down and half the shit i wrote isn't there and it keeps doing it so um google you didn't do so well with this one FIX THE FUCKING THING

pick the nose of the giant

"the greatest thing about working for yourself is working for yourself"
patrick andrew adams 2007






:)

full-o-snot

must be sumfin in the air today - woke up full of snot - i think i want to be a mini golf hero - like the tiger woods of the mini golf world. i think we should create a mini golf world - regular golf is pretty much for rich assholes so we should make mini golf for us. yeah beers and peanuts and all that shit, and if you don't like someone you get to chuck stuff at them.... okay lets do this (mean me and the one person that reads this)

BROS

off to the pool i go
later titties

baby ima STAR

why is it that selling your body is like so looked down upon. i mean its just sex, monkeys do it all the time. i wanna be a whore for christmas. i woke up with 3 one dollar bills in my under roos. i think i might have saved the planet last night. it must have been fun. how come i never wake up on mars? why is red red? who the fuck invented coco puffs? does santa touch the elves? would you buy my splooge on ebay?