i sometimes use the nasty words: May 2007

puncture my soul

just once or twice though - it will be good. so how you doin. im drinking coffee like always and staring out my window like always again. yeah i should get a job soon but i kinda like doing my own thing. new stuff going up on the etsy this week i will let you know then you can buy it and keep me in coffee and donuts. ima go play risk now and work on a new strategy.

Slobber On Your LIPS

its friday does that really mean anything to you - i doesn't to me - just a reminder that i did nothing for yet another week. pretty fucking awesome really, i slept til about 11:00 today then played in the pool and hot tub now i am just going to stare out the window for an hour or so then watch a dvd and play on this computer and play with myself. i love being free in the land of the free im not so brave though but i will take a bottle rocket to the chest any ole day of the week baby. running water and toilet kicks so much ass.

the rain is a pain in my brain

you think with all the smart people on this planet they would invent the quiet drill. we still don't have jetpacks and well now we don't have the silent drill, yet we can ram missiles up someone in a caves ass from space. i love this country. i really do. now someone buy me a hummer (as in Johnson County SUV not some hookers sloppy mouth all over my dick). Been printing all morning and they LOOK FOOKING GOOD. Check aptrick.etsy.com, if you buy something from here on there let me know and i will include the PMP sounds of insanity CD (not really just something i put together to remind me how stupid and gay i am) its a little emo not really i just want you to cut yourself and think that i do to. But i only cut myself when i shave and as you can see by my stoopid myspace foto that ain't alot. Well i am off to scratch myself in weird places and talk to god in the sauna have a great day out there and BE SAFE (do not cut thyself and blame me)... When in Doubt down some cough syrup and listen to (panda bear - good girl/carrots) tell the multicolored dancing bears that pappy sent you, they will be good to you and hug you and kiss you and show you how to do the happy bear dance - ITS FUN - okay ima go do that instead of the scratching thing. YEAH!!!!!!

lets sweep the streets together

new coffee this morning, trying something different. hey look who's posting, its that one guy that waits like months to type anything at all. sorry i was in the mist of a midlife crisis of faith. not really but i like the way that sounds. basically ive been too busy looking at porn and trying to score the 7th harry potter book. all the stuff i keep getting is like fan fiction - harry and ginny fuck in one of them, that was pretty hot, the other i find you don't wanna know who is fucking who but all i got to say is THERE ARE SOME SICK FUCKS OUT THERE, me included since i read it all but hey what else am i to do. good to be back see you soon i think... jesus i suck at this anymore

In the Dream i was a WEREWOLF

gods gonna show up some nipple today baby. he keeps lifting up his top and like putting it back on its great. GOD TIT.

so besides the god boob show, today looks like fun. im kinda afraid to go to far i have been rained on like 3 times in the last 2 weeks. i got caught on 125 and metcalf the other day now that was a fun ride home. at least i had my raincoat but the rest of me = my jeans were fucking soaked - and it was colder than cold - no quite hypothermic cold but damn no where close to it.

HI I AM HYPER TODAY

HI I DRANK WAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH COFEEE

im gonna go fuck a hole in the earth and try and knock it off its rotation... BRB

kick out the ladder

i do believe this is the last of the old skool fotos so now time for some new stuff - i think... i can't remember now. all i know is i got a sinus headache from fucking hell and it wants to plant babies up in my NOSE... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I kinda excited

for some reason this morning there was a fucking band playing outside my window - well not outside the window but like down the street a bit - fucking really crappy band, i got woken up to a night ranger song which was funny because my brother jamie and i was just talking about night ranger the other night and then wham a night ranger song to wake up too. i have no idea who the band was but after the first or second song was over i had to take control and turn up some of my own musics, plus i figured it was time to get up and masturbate anyway. if you are going to first fridays tonight and see a fag on a blue or black scooter say hi to me. :D