
i encountered shit-man this weekend, it was pretty cool and pretty gross all at the same time. at first i thought he was dead. oh this was on the subway (my new favorite place). so i get on and instantly my nose is assaulted by one of these most disgusting smells ever, it was like a combination of puke, death, shit, and an old roadkill skunk out in the sun for a few days (yes it was that fucking bad) once i got on the car i was like now i see or smell why this car is empty, then i spot shitty deady. i was like wow there is a dead dude, then he moved and i was like wow there is a shitty dude. then i got to thinking, how does one get up and walk off the subway after shitting ones self, that would be hard, and well embarrassing, but obviously this dude didn't care. then i got to thinking it must be great to be able to just piss and shit yourself in public and not care, then a dude put some money in his hand and a light bulb went off. this is how this guy does it. goes in stinks up the place and people give him money. wow i am so shitting my pants today.