You Ain't Gettin No Damn GAMEBOY NOw SHUTTUP

this ship is going down
this kid will be home tomorrow
im so ready to eat some hot wings
sleep and masturbate in my own bed
i can't wait
ima do all that tomorrow night

when i was about 3 i decided i wanted to be a street sweeper driver, well one because a street sweeper has two steering wheels, i was going to man one and my brother was going to man the other, because street sweepers are cool as hell. i think i overshot that dream a little.

tree lined streets

the new Of Montreal makes me happy there are songs on this album that make you want to spontaneously bust a move.


also today i miss john candy.


at least the weather is nice today

yesterday was awesome - i got naked in the park, made out with some whores from soho, met a dude from the village, played subway, stomped off, found my battery, had drinks with an astronaut and a pyrotechnician, was a good night

but my feet hurt worser than worse
fucking blisters suck
im such a girl
i need new shoes

im waiting for this coffee to kick in

so yes i finally tracked down the battery i need for my camera. that only took like 3 days and 900 different stores, finally i just went to bh photo which btw is freaking huge - i didn't want to go there because i know how i am, i was good though i only bought one battery at 4.98 so there, nothing more nothing less, i got cheap film now i am ready to go. once i am able to shoot i will feel more complete even though my damn feet hurt from walking so much, they are getting in shape for the marathon dog. it is kind of nice though to have everything stripped from you for a month just to kind of see what really matters in your life. personally i miss my music collection and my main camera other than that everything has been pretty good. im just a whiny bitch and i need to masturbate

i THINK ITS POISON

im tired and i want to take a nap
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Rainsong

the wind is howlin today - freakin cold
i didn't bring my digital camera with me but i did bring an old canonet film camera, so going to find a battery and get some film today, so for the next two weeks i will be shooting with that baby, its been awhile since i have shot film so should be fun. i went to the apple store in Rockefeller Square yesterday, god that place was fucking packed, i was kind of out of it anyway but it was fun just to walk around and look at all the shit, they have so many computers set up in there and most of the people treat it like a computer lab, half of the people were on myspace or video chatting, i saw one chick taking cleavage shots, it was most fun, i need to go back and take pictures of these people. as of last night i am residing in Brooklyn for the next few weeks, so far i like it there, lots of crap to see and do, its nice to have a bed... But i have no internet connection there, so basically i work on stuff i can do without the intronet. Well enjoy yo presidents day - i may post again later tonight from the coffee shop down the street from my house - because well i get kinda bored because i know like 6 people in this city....

Yes I am a BITCH

dirty sweaters are the new clean sweaters

Race into my Heart

today its snowy and cold here, i kind of like it, st valentine would have loved it, with all his bleeding heart. so how is the rest of the world, sorry i haven't been to funny or too furious or even posting all that much, im trying to find a life here a pulse - well this fucker has a pulse a big one, but just trying to see where i fit into this big fucking mess of a mess. Its almost lunch time, i want to go sit in the park again but its a lil too cold - maybe i will just wonder like i like to do, thats one cool thing there is always something to look at - hug yourself if your lonely tonight who cares about a day love yourself :D jesus i sound like a hippie - no i have not converted to some stupid love church

Interracial Robot Love

so im sitting here in an office in new york going over spreadsheets trying to determine how much money this website can and will make through the month of dec 2008 - but i keep thinking I AM NOT THIS PERSON i used to like this stuff (kind of) but i just cant make myself give a shit - i don't want to be rich i just want to be happy = i don't think i will be here long :)

IMA STEAL YO TRASH

eric grimes actually took that picture but yeah it was in my collection so yeah - those people was diggin through the trash and making all kinds of weird excitable noises, you should have heard them when they unearthed the microwave (we planted) it was like DAMN A MOTHERFUCKIN MICROWAVE - DAMN WE"S HAVIN POPCORN TONIGHT - eric and i was like yup and a motherfuckin brain tumor to boot - that baby was a fucking hazard, im sure thats the reason my dick shrunk - standing in front of it waiting on my ramen noodles to cook. i checked my balls the other day so i am good for lumps you chumps... so about dinner last night i invited all the security guards in my building over for tater tots and lima beans (my new favorite meal) (im trying to empty my freezer) anyway so like 3 of them show up we chow down they tell me about how cool it is to be a security guard, they pat me down and search me for drugs i just giggle and eat lima beans, for desert we have freezer frost with sugar on top, now that is a fucking delicacy and probably should not be consumed but i figured with that big fucking cloud of smoke hangin over the city a little freezer frost ain't goona hurt me - hell maybe i could get like some super powers or something. so after desert i got them to tazer me - now let me tell you what that is a fucking experience i tell you - man i fucking jizzed my shorts it was that amazing. i won't be surprised if thats like the new sex scene fuck up until the minute before you orgasm then flip the switch beats the living shit out of that chocking stuff any damn day of the week.... oh fuck ima go jolt myself and my brain tumor later kids and remember ALWAYS USE LUBE and LIMA BEANS ARE GOOD

Insert COCK here

ima computer in the dark (think about that for awhile)

this morning i woke up singin inxs songs = thanks TIM

i dreamed my favorite pillow was a man = he was a good hugger

i also dreamed i was an international outlaw on the day our gang went down we all ran off in different directions - i chose this big nasty river - but nobody saw me jump in - so i grabbed onto a huge log and rode down river for like hours - then i bought a scooter grew a beard and got brown contacts (because my eyes was green)then i drove off into the sunset, after i sat behind a fence with my brother and coached a little league soccer game - he had a scooter too and a members only jacket - he had to go tell my mother i was moving to new york

measure me up

how much money do you make?
how big is your dick?
how big are your tits?
how big is your waist?
do you have tattoos?
do you smile funny/crooked/teeth white?

i think i am going to move on up to being a professional dishwasher/cook in trainin at a dive... god that sounds like so much fun, hair nets, tired feet, shitty tips... FUCK YOU NEW YORK

Sock Monkey Feet

i had this weird dream last night or well this morning or somewhere in between, i was trying to walk around with sock monkeys on my feet, it does make it hard to walk, but they were sooper warm


"Where you going, Dude?"

"Home, Donny."

"Hey, your phone's ringing, Dude."

"Thanks, Donny..."

can you hear me in the back = poke poke

right before i woke up or in between snooze button punches i heard the voice of an old friend tell me to "get ready, things are going to get weird" so today i am bracing myself for the weird, im wondering should i like go to the drug store and stock up on condoms and lube then fill the fridge with beer or just kinda wait and see what happens... maybe he was referring to the fact i never left the house yesturday and probably won't until later today.

horoscope:
Something seriously weird is going to happen today, and you are going to need to deal with it before it gets out of control. The good news is that you'll be able to handle it on your own!

sounds like its going to be a good day or just fucking weird oh well i might have to put my clothes on then

My slippers my butt = Scope

so ive been going through my photos all night looking for texture and scooter shots to put up on the etsy site to sell since not everyone is a toy photo lover. so thats what i have been doing, well that and touching myself and drinking too much coffee wow this post is way up there on the fucking bore o meter - i need to do something quick - once when i was in the 7th grade i came in my pants on a hay ride - sheeew i think that did it - now you faithful readers will understand the post i made about hey rides some months ago - now you know - it wasn't you know the hay that set me off - it twas a girl - nothing even perverted or dirty even happend i mean jeez a guy can only handle so much excitement then BLAMMMO... okay i think we need to call this one done, cum in the pants of the day... over and out i mean ALL OVER and IN