Elephant Gun

so ahhhh caruthersville um yeah - here for a few more days then back to kc for a day then off to nyc for a few days (job interview) which i am excited abooot - been taking a break from this and myspace and deviant for a few days just to clear the old head of all the crap crap crap - trying to come up with a redesign for the new year this thing needs one. the phone is ringing in my parents house technically i don't live here so why would i answer it, but i guess i should, but then it will just be something i won't remember to tell them or its them checking to see how watching the kid is going, and that well he's asleep on the couch and he's 9 why does he need a watcher - anyway here ina min we are gonnna go spend all my xmas money on candy and play dance dance revolution at the arcade but i have to wait for him to wake up - that damn kid stays up later than me - then he gets all hopped up on mt dew and is ready to roll (scary how much we are alike) - hope everyone had a happy christmas n all that shite - if your in kc on nye and got nothin to do give me a shout i should be back in time to celebrate or not

telepathic christmas cards

so did you get that - i just sent you all a telepathic christmas card, even if the big fat guy in red offends you and your religion get the fuck over it, he's got gifts let the fat guy in. so like i haven't been shopping yet or actually i was planning on not doing any shopping - im freakin broke and i don't feel much like fighting the crowds looking for that perfect gift - its time for macaroni magnets baby it worked for me when i was 6 that shit should fo sure work now, take a lil picture of myself and photoshop some of my teeth out and look all pittyful and then it will be awesome - sorry these posts be sucking lately potty has lost his edge - the coffee is not strong enough and way too much goin on in the brain at the moment

distract me

not much be goin on today - hangin out watchin the rain - rain - rain. its nice - its wet - im tired your set. jobs in the works works in the jobs, if you need photos lmk i got a few. umm yeah thats about all i got

what did you write

last week things changed, changed hard core, still waiting for the ripples to settle but also still poking at it... its great i love it... i love you... wow how hippie of me, now get in my bed

Heres ta You ASSHOLE

HI HI HI HI HI
how are you today?
i am fine
wait wait wait
i am GREAT
sorry i no post much this week
i am working on my LIFE, and the little blue car is full - i have a wife and 2 sets of wonderful twins, when i get to the end i will collect money on them all - its great - i cheated at the begining so now i am a doctor instead of a janitor and when i pass my paydays baby i collect its rockin like don dokken never thought possible, the little woofers in my little plastic car fuckin kick out the jams baby yeah yeah yeah yeah we bob our little plastic heads... yip yip
im going to invent a game that is completely pointless to play and there is no winner... YEAH that will rock - sweet ima go make out with the harry potter lookalike in the elevator - - -

perky little bitch

so the other night i got home kinda late well not home yet but i started home, i unlocked the door, no security guard (weird) i hit the up button on the elevator, it takes a few seconds, the far right door opens, i climb in - punch 10. It stops on 2 and in walks this guy who looks exactly like harry potter... in my sligtly drunk state, i say "hey you kind of look like -"
"harry potter - yeah i know i get that all the time." he says slightly annoyed then hits the button to his floor, which just so happens to be 10 too, he failed to notice it was already lit.
"oh i didn't mean anything bad by it, actually i think he's kinda hot." i say looking down at the ground
"you do?" he says slowly looking down at the ground too
"yeah..."
"so i guess that means.... i'm- -"
"kinda hot - - - yeah!" i say smiling toward him, still not looking at him.
"cool"

my brain hurts

i really can't think of much to say today - tired - bored -
anyone wanna makeout

its a pop up blocker for your soul

i hate those nights where i narrate everything i do in my head, sometimes even out loud - i really don't hate them its kind of fun, but then again its hard to turn it off, so when i try to go to sleep i am narrating it all, plus being the bullshitter i am i have to embellish everything so my narration is not always exactly truthful, its fun though, i just wish i could hook up a machine to my head to write all the shit down that i think about when i am doing that, i try to write it down, it works sometimes but most of the time its crap, kind of like this website, but yeah its crap too, i love it but its all crap, fun, - - - a bit of silliness really - - - so shit fuck goddamn motherfuckin tittysuckin two balled bitch - and have a great motherfuckin day

i hate the way vitamins smell

i slept great last night - big dinnah with daniel, erin, tim, modesta, and pauly... ahhh it was good except that beer was gross but the root beer in a frosty mug made me tingle down there oh yes it was that good....
so in order to finance christmas and pay my stooopid city taxes i am selling all the prints from my books, if you know me and see me often just say where da books, they are in my trunk and there are 5 of them spanning a few years not to mention the box of test prints i got too so these are cheap and you will be helping me pay my stoopid taxes.
word to ya moms

holy shit its december already

lets see what i can type in 3 min - ready ready set go - so hi how are you its been awhile since i myself posted well not really awhile just a few days - atom posted that last thing he was in town for a few weeks, helping me get the ARM out there and blow shit up and all that good stuff, as well as hang out in the hot tub with the hot tub crew, we come on strong like the fucking chlorine they put in that baby. wow its amazing how boring this is and sounds and feels and all that crap, i need to stir it up a bit, well not really, but yeah something like that. So get ready for the drop and the roll its time gi joe time......