HEY! HEY! HEY!

its friday and i be tired
trying to decide what to do tonight as well as what to do this weekend i do need to get some furniture and finish unpacking but i just can't bring myself to do that just yet, i did some last night but it got boring real quick, i have ebay auctions going up later this weekend i will be sure to post links here, nothing too great just old photo equipment and some white label records nothing too fantastic...

The SHadows WILL EAT YOU

i like swingsets, just not at night, they choke and stab and peal your face off like those creepy guys in mall bathrooms, i used to laugh at them and think your somebodys dad, i would hate to be your kid, werido, then you shake your weenie at them and hit the door, i swear i have a one track mind not really one track but multiple tracks all ending on the same beat or note or peice of metalic tape which ever you choose to think about i like the tape idea because i like tape its cool like cool like cool like my new apartment because i don't have no electric bill or someone telling me i can't put the ac on 62 degrees i want my toes to be purple when i wake up i have noticed that it does make getting out of bed a little harder oh yeah and i mean harder (see one track) anyway thor and i sat down last night and had a heart to heart, it seems he has this problem, its kind of like a premature ejaculation thing, for some unknown reason in the middle of a drying cycle he pisses himself and my clothes, he doesn't know why he does it, he just does, i tried to give him a hug but i think he was so embarresed about finally admitting his problem that he was afraid of me touching him, so i told him, buddy for now i won't make the man who fixes things fix you, from what i understand its a common problem, even i random piss on my own clothes, it just happens, so he was a little happier, and i explained to him that he can still wash my clothes i am just going to have to save my quarters for the dryer down the hall, i explained i am not stepping out on him i just have to get my clothes dry, its like the hookers in vietnam, those gi's just needed a lil bang bang they didn't want wives, but some of them did, but the ones with wives just wanted some bang bang, so after that thor was happier, i noticed that his spin cycle was a little longer than usual, i let him have his fun, then i ran into the other room while he was busy spinning and called the man who fixes things and told him my thor was acting up, he thought i was doing the drugs, normal people freak sometimes when i talk about appliences like they are people, i live alone man i have to do something, besides jerk off all the time.... i do need a blender though

Its My Rocket Summer

i really have nothing exciting to write about today, for real, all i did last night was go drink beers with the work peoples, played a really shitty game of pool on my part, eat lots of appetizers then went home where i giggled at all the crap i have yet to unpack and called atom left him a very long voice mail about my friend thor who happens to be my washer dryer european combo that doesn't really dry so swell i need to call the folks that fix things in and tell them that thor is a little upset he did a lil spewing the other night but that was kind of my fault i was playing with knobs n shit thor has a few days to redeam himself before i figure a way to launch him out a ten story window i think its a horribly dumb idea anyway washer dryer combo you fucking europeans and your space saving over here in america we dont give two fucks about space unless your a fucking apt complex owner then you can charge about 8 dollars more a month for the 4 square feet you saved by not have both a washer and a dryer in the unit and you can also make money off the coin operated ones you have conviently located at the end of the hall - bastards - dont think i wont fucking hotwire that summafabitch because i will or i will use washers i know my way around some coin operated laundry machines baby i am going to be having a great ebay and sell a thon here soon i am tired of a lot of my crap so if you are looking for a particular book movie cd record just let me know all them bitches are going they are taking up my precious square footage - plus i am tired of making tim and fish move them all the time (thats it for me) Im out did you notice i was trying not to use any punctuation that is to drive you people who love punctuation crazy - yes i am picking on you - tomorrow i will kill your grass

please don't tell me that

hi
how are you today?
i am wonderful
i like to wake up with the sun in my face
i wonder if the people in the office building next to me can see my mornin wood because i sure can... YEAH... 6000robots and i rode around for like fucking ever yesturday exploring the bottoms and surrounding areas, a lot more to do and more places to go, but soon we will have that sucker mapped out and complete. we already know what bus the crackheads be hidin in. we know where the good rust is too.
well that looks like the place to be
im out for the day
i think
bye bye bye
one day i will tell you a story that is longer than one paragraph

its a day like no other

yeah thats snow in that picture, yeah its kinda old, well like a few months nothing like years or anything what kinda slouch you take me for yeah yeah yeah i know one that moves out and doesn't pay rent and destroys grass n all that shit, yes that is me. i also made good coffee this morning but i forgot to drink it, i had like 2 sips and then i was out the door, stooopid yes i know, but now i can be trendy and have cold coffee when people come to visit because you know living downtown you always have trendy cool people coming by to visit even though the hallway smells like balls, a good kind of balls though, classy uptown balls, wait scratch that i never said any of that just forget the smell of balls, i know i know its hard to forget the wonderfull smell of balls but you know it is monday and just well forget it... i am having redballs i mean redbull for lunch the sugar free kind so im not so hyper and i don't make people mad and kill their grass.
it is summer now so the pmp project will be kickin again here shortly i think depends on how much summer grass i can kill.

the connections are up

i got all the cords connected now and mobile base alpha 3 is up and ready. ive got a clear line of site to agent foxes and could take him out without even thinking about it. now to get to work on my art. its good to be back, good to be here, good to be alone for awhile. ahhhhhh. internet connections up computers hooked up and i am ret to go, i still need some furniture but that will come soon.
pictures to come soon as well.
and lots of new stuff in the aptrickphoto lounge soon.
soon.

bleeep bleep

the BobSled Team

so ive been drafted to join batswanas bobsled team. i guess i should stop talking shit on the internet. i have to pay for my own ticket but the rest they are payin for, its gonna be sweet, i forgot to mention to them that idon't bobsled but we have all seen the movie with the jamacians and john candy so i have hope. they have also drafted teddy for my teammate so it will be cool, we are going to invent new sexual positions on the way down the slope. 'the snow poke' 'the iceeeeeeEE' 'the snow globe' 'the north pole' 'the klondick' 'the eatsomemoe' oh and the list goes on. so me and teddy are packing up all our things for the second time this month and moving to the north pole for training. we are thinkging that if we get albee a big sweater that he might want the join too. his huge aerodynamic head will be great for going around corners. it will be awesome then also there will be nobody around and i won't have any roomates to piss off. ahhh... nobody will be mad at me except teddy because he wears me raw and sometimes i have to say NO teddy not tonight we already did it 17 times today. ok i have to go pack and go poke but i will see you all very soon becasue i am coming over to all yous guyses houses later this week.

meatbi

i got cookies from walter and sasha well actually just sasha but i got cookies, what chu got. oh they are super good too. and really really good. what chu got. i also got a candy toilet, that will become part of the potty collection here very shortly. so ummm thats really about all, got lots of new pictures comin but i haven't had no time to get them all done yet.

Dead Bodies and Mothballs

oooooh i love doing my budget its great fun

Cool THANKS YO

i get more sun now, i am closer to the sky. i will respond to all those crazy myspace things later today, don't have internet at my new place yet. its in the sky hard to get it there. i did sleep quite well last night though - first night without a million cats buggin me all night - - ahhh it was great. of course i bet they ate tims face off since they didn't have two people to fuck with. plus waking up without a fur coat is the shit. i love it. i also love my bed, its been two weeks since the breakup and i missed my bed the most, ahhhh, bed.... ahhhh bed... now to get new furniture or well new to me furniture something fuzzy and soft that i can lay naked on... ooh and a plant named stisha or steesha oh by the way angie i did remember my plant :D he bet in the office with me today he says hi and he says he is healthy and happy and gets just enough indirect sunlight his leafs are green and he smiles a lot. i shall get me some bonsai trees - - - maybe... so in summary i am no longer homeless and i no longer live in brookeside

seems like yesturday

hot cakes and apple turnovers
someone eatin my leftovers
friday night i drank lots with friends
saturday night i djd a party then shopped at target for things to make my new home happy
sunday i moved some then rode scooters lots then hid on the westside playin cj motherfucker
onto monday
the coffees cold, stayed up to late watching sopranos episodes on vhs tape

Lookin for a SupaHero

the sky is pretty cool today
and i have clean socks
word of the day
"scumfuck"
that is the stuff on your penis after nasty sex
is that gross enough for ya

on the road off the road

So we took a road trip last night, yeah well not very far but we fuckin did it. Walter (Needs a nickname), Tim c (injun joe), Daniel (6000 robots), and myself (POttymouthasshole)took a lil journey up to parkville. Walter is good with coming up with obscure places to go and eat because one he knows this town and its sourndings like no other human i have ever met, ask him sometime who designed so and so building and what year it was built, and he will tell you all about it and what that dudes wife looked like and if his daughter had black babies. Its great i tell you. He is the internet. His display is a little off though so not good for looking at the pron. Anyway so we head out da city after waiting on the dirty injun to get clean. The trip to parkville is quick - its only like 20 miles or so hell i don't know i wasn't really payin no attention, i was just gigglin and drivin. So being in a car with these fucks is like a comedy roast, if you are thin skinned never ever ever come around my friends, they find the weakest link in a matter of seconds and feed off that until you are defeated, its the greatest thing in the world. Most of the trip is passed by making fun of our other friends. So yeah we get there some beer making pub resturant kinda thing i think called the power house or something like that. The beer was so so, not exactly bad but not like the best beer ive ever had. The fish n chips however where quite delectible. I felt like a chap eating them it was grand i tell you grand. Then we ate desert out of a choo choo train and i felt like i was 6. The one home was a horrible battle between all of us and traffic then to target to disgust random people as we went around the place talking about assfucking and shooting loads on hairy chests it was great fun i tell you great fun. I got a toofbrush and some silverware because i ain't got none for my new place under the bridge. So we took the bitches home (walt and dan) and tim and i went back to his place where i be stayin for now and cheated on gta it was also great fun, riot mode is the shit.

now comes through

it was good to see mike last night. burgers, fries, and beers at the p'otts. everytime i go there when i leave i am like i should really go there more often, mike is always fun to hang out with, i just never do, plus the bar is nice, not loud, not overly smokey, and has good food. so shameless plug ifn you are in kansas city on the plaza go to fred p'otts... ok done there.

now for my perineum
hmmmmmm
now some of you know what that is
some of you don't
here In anatomy, the perineum is the region between the genital area and the anus in both sexes. It is considered to be one of the intimate parts of the body. Common nicknames for the area include grundel, taint, gooch, geesh, nifkin, scranus (a portmanteau of scrotum and anus), assneck, barasch, bossman, banus and, in some cases, choad or choda.

some reason i find that exciting
for some reason i still like to look up naughty things in the dictionary or on the internet reminds me of those days at a kid, looking through the real dictionary at words i had heard my brothers use. ahhh fun

Pizza Bones

i am trying to justify my homelessness in a 'everything happens for a reason' thing, it is working up until the point where my back hurts from sleeping on a couch for a week. but it was my own doing, i left and moved on my own free will. it was time, and at the moment the time was right so i packed up and left. it felt good... ahhh no more anger and frustration from that part of my life no more no more. now to find a new home. which if everything goes as planned i will be moving in on saturday, so my stint with homelessness won't really be all that long, or that hard. i should go sleep under the bridge one night just so i can say i did or that i was for real homeless. i could beg too that always looked like fun. "Yo man you got some spare change?" "Can you help me get a downpayment on a cheeseburger"

take this to the cleaners

i hate those mornings where you feel like just starting over, fuck it all - lets do something different. today i want to build a big fire and put all the shit i own on it then toss up some smoke and disapear from this fucking place... after packing everything up the other day i realized that most of it is just junk/trash i think i have like 9 boxes of toys and another 9 boxes of books, so those 18 would burn easily. ok lets start making a pile. fuck it

the State of My Union

im sleepy

i don't think i like you anymore

once again
blogger
eats my post

She Walks - - - We Walk

i saw a man that looked like you
he almost killed me
bastard
my agenda does not include dying
not today at least
at least
he looked like you
and wasn't
otherwise i would stab
you
in the eyeball
poke poke

Lets Go Do Some CHURCH

AMEN

get in line
church time
gettin saved
gettin loved
gettin SOME...

its JUNE COON

i started reading perks of being a wallflower again the other night (for like the 10th time) i have no idea why either i was putting it on the shelf and all the shit that is inside of it started coming out, so i picked up the crap laughed at all the silly contents then started thumbing through it. its kind of too the point where its like a dvd with special features, there are so many comments and side notes that people have written in it, i love it. i was trying to figure out how many people have read that particular copy and where on earth it has been. i know from all the ticket stubs in there it has at least been to 9 different states and one country but on that particular trip i know it made it all over euroland, im kind of jealous of that book, its been in more hands than i have, and more places. oh well... i need to take a few pictures of it, im sure if you are reading this you have already read it, if not, let me know..