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HI
My name is pappy
have a happy new year
this is the last post of the year
your queer
have a safe and great night
wear condoms
wear party hats
pop the cork
pimp the ho

FRIDAY is MYDAY

no work today so i just got up. its semi nice outside today, no snow - no rain (not yet anyway) some sunshine. so you know what that means - skooter time skooter time across the USA. so me and my furby are hanging out all day eatin deep fried pizza rolls and spankin our monkeys. not sure what the hell is goin on for new years so if you havin a party let me know, i will bring naked furby with me and the imaginary super models, i roll deep yo. me furby and 16 super models. we all fit on my scooter, its amazing, those chicks are skinny as fuck.

ok thats it for me today sorry im lame i just woke up

Chicken Strip BOX

being gone for 7 days is a lot of spam to sort through
happy christmas and all that jazz to all of you who read this. i am late i know. but who really cares. if you don't celebrate christmas then happy whateverthefuckyoudo and you get angry because you get lumped into us christmas celebrating fuckers then you can suck on santas left nut. he is ficticious just like your god. ok enough on gods...
i didn't have any pie while i was home but i ate lots of gingerbread men, is it ok they are men and not gingerbread women or do they need to be gingerbread people or persons so no one gets offended. if your offended then lodge a complaint with the light socket, yeah stick it on in there.
oh yeah and YES LEE i got a chicken strip box from knox's drive inn while i was in the ville. sorry but it just wasn't the same, first off no more sweet n sour sauce so i couldn't mix that with ketchup and dunk my chicken planks into it so was just off to start with then ummm yeah the chicky strips were a lil on the overdone side, something denver would not have approved of, (sorry chris).... the fries are now those crinkly jobs not just the normal straight fat fries, they were good but not the same. so if you want a time warp then umm forget that just get a bottle of boones farm and puke in their bathroom its still looks and smells the same.

irrigate my socket

ir·ri·gate
v. ir·ri·gat·ed, ir·ri·gat·ing, ir·ri·gates
v. tr.

1. To supply (dry land) with water by means of ditches, pipes, or streams; water artificially.
2. To wash out (a body cavity or wound) with water or a medicated fluid.
3. To make fertile or vital as if by watering.

downloading drum n bass and indie rock
now thats a fucking combination - irrigation - saturation
i rode my scooter today - its great fun i swear youd like it
off to shitville later tonight so if your bored and drunk give me a call i will be driving all damn night long. i can talk dirty and drive at the same time, you wait and see bill cosby i can do it.

can you say DRY SOCKET

last night i thought i died
at least the throbbing pain went away
nice
me and my holes are on the mend
i can now safely hide peas in them
just in case

did you come to rescue ME

jesus i hope so
i love bein drugged up and out of it just as much as the next guy but this has gone on long enough. well maybe just a few days more. for real though i just want these lil knots out of my mouth - take them you can have them. wORD.
things i realized over the last few dayze
i really like sigur ros
i really like m83 equally
never rent movies when you can't think
they all suck anyways
fo real though the drugs are gone
so no more knockin on my door
i have a few but those are for me ONLy
yeah back off
i heard a rumor that i might be back to normal in a day or two but they said the same thing before they stabbed me

can you hear me in the back

i ain't done yet
no forks yet though

Knock the Dust OFF

i sold you out for lots-o-bananas
1 day until WTE day. (wisdom teeth extraction)
pudding for days
jell-o and mellow
don't call me
don't bother me
its like a bloody vacation
if your nice i will give you a tooth

Letter to Santa

DEER SANTA (you fat fuck)

When you bring your fat elf fucking ass down to my house bring me some shit. And if those fucking reindeer crap on my dad's roof again we are going to shoot and kill them all then put their heads over the fucking mantel, thats what my dad said anyway and he don't fucking lie like you do, you fat fuck. So if you don't bring all this shit in thecorrect boxes and colors i wouldn't eat those cookies or drink that milk.
1. Playstation 5000 ( i know it doesn't exist but if those fucking japs can make it im sure your elfs can whip up something that kicks major ass... now DO IT)
2. I would like to see my teacher naked. FoR FUCKING REAL.
3. All the games for the playstation 5000 (see included list of all the game names i think are cool and i know im not old enough to play some games but fuck you your like 900 years old what the hell do you know.)
4. lifetime subscription to playboy penthouse and hustler and any other dirty magazine that is out there.
5. more porn videos than even rudolph can shake his brilliant bright nose at (that fag)
6. i will need about 4 pounds of your best north polian dope, pot, reefer what ever you want to call it.
7. passing grades in all my classes until i get out of college, better yet just bring me diplomas for all that shit so i can just stop going (after i see my teacher naked)
8. kill my brother or at least take him up there with you (he sucks)
9. 1 glock 9mm and a shit ton of bullets and lots of extra clips (im gonna kill every bully in my class and maybe even the year ahead of me)
10. the best lawyer you can come up with (to get me off for those sed killings.
11. a new husband for my mom (that other guy sucks, and he touches me down there. we should just kill him too.)
12. get yourself some fucking cookies and a bottle of the best gin out there
13. a shit ton of stuffed animals for me to use as target practice
14. a motorcycle because i am fat and lazy and hate bikes
15. all the shit that goes with a motorcycle, shit you might want to make that 2 or even 3 motorcycles then maybe i could get some friends
16. friends, lots of friends, i want to be mr popular
17. a new body, fat suck, whatever you got to do make me HOTT
18. some hair (down there YO)
i think that about does it for now, if i have additions i will fax them to you on that piece of shit fax machine you brought me last year.

love
lil peter

Curvey Sticks and Wooden Poles

im trying to locate a pocket protector, anyone got any ideas... i found one online but i don't want to pay $5 for shipping when the thing only costs a dolla fiddy. that would not be smart money managing. so if you happen to see or know of a place that has a quality plastic pocket protector let this honkey know. i have email you can send me that or just comment, i haven't gotten many of those lately. everyone must hate me again. they are all still waiting for the test results to come back. so im rockin myspace if your not on my list then damn you... i have mad sex chats at night its so awesome we all pile into one big sweaty chat room and go at it, my screen is clean by the end of it. you get the picture yes you see. this picture up here is a dog. i think he's a hippie dog, notice the lack of colar - no wait he has a colar i must be thinking of a different dog, this one stunk though and was weird - the dude said it was part wolf - i told him i was part wolf, and i would rip his fucking throat out if that dog wizzed on my scooter. his dredhead girl got lippy so i had to put her in the sleeper hold, then vern from stand by me jumped out from behind the hot dog stand and started yelling SLEEPER HOLD SLEEPER HOLD HE'S GOT YOUR STINKY BITCH IN THE SLEEPER HOLD. she went down, the dog licked her face, vern gave her a leach, then we went and had donuts and discoed on the sidewalk with bootsy collins and loretta lynn (she loves the sleeper hold).

Whats for BREAKFAST

in this photo tim looks like he might want to touch some 8th graders. its that stache or lack there of. makes him look like an 8th grader. the pervstache. or pervstubble. not sure what you would call that. weird creepy and scary all which im sure he loves. i love it when new yorkers think they are cooler. my air is better and my room is bigger. this is going no where really.
lets see.
make fun of tim - check
make fun of tim's stache - check
make fun of tim's love for underage women - check
make fun of new yorkers - half-check
tell the world how cool i am - check
tell the world how large my penis is - check
use the work FUCK - check
well thats about all the criteria i had for today... until tomorrow - like snoop dogg says "suck on my balls and lick on my dick..."

it melts on sunday

say goodbye to you snow
im sure i will see more of you this winter
i hate you

ima dance on yur FACE

let me get my think on
hi how are you today
i am dandy
i am great
i am goood
i am tired of snow
i need to go play in it
i like sentences that start with i
i dig it
i bet you dig it too
i need a life
i need help
i dont really want your help with my life though
i think i can manage
i bet you think not
i bet you think double knot
i always wanted to be the dj at the skating rink
i think he was rad
i wasn't a very good backwards skater
i was never the cool kid
i was the quite kid
i like quite
i like to do this
i like to pretend that people read this
i really just do it for fun
i think
i don't know
i need more caffine
i talk about coffee alot
i talk about my penis alot
i need to shut up now and do something productive
i think thats all for today
i bet you like those shoes - so does darla
i think she will dance on your face if you want her too

He's Gonna Cry In The Car

ween is great in the morning.
oh hi - i didn't know you where watching me do that.
so lots of snow
12 inches to be exact
guess how i measured it
yeah my balls are cold now.
i took 9 bottles of penis grow pills in 2 days and that baby sprouted wings, not to mention my brain has gotten larger, too large actually. i also got a few bottles of that stuff that makes you shoot more. that shit was drippin off the ceiling all night long, i finally had to go get a bucket for it. all that for 127 easy payments of 19.95 all billed at once of course. i love responding to emails that are sent to me, i mean they must know my shopping habits, porn, penis pills, and refinancing i love those. send me more please. i got 17 loans on my house and refinanced 43 times last week. they told me that interest rates are like penis size the bigger the better so im like seraching for the highest one. because well now i have super large penis.

Sad Punk

snowing again - this time i like it - its like real snow not that wimppy ass shit we got the other day. i can actually crash my car in this shit and not be called a retard, well not yet its still comin down though, i will dukes of hazard my car on the way home. sonnny set up the ramps we are goin the distance today baby. Listening to the Ramones this morning, why i have no idea. I was never even close to a punk, i looked like a regect from Parker Lewis can't Loose when i was in high school. Thank god i never wore hammer pants. I wonder if that fad is next, the 80s thing is in now soon it will be time for the 90s. Hammer pants lots of gold and cross colors will make a comback. Kris Kross will make ya JUMP JUMP. Everyone wanted to be black in the 90's. THe runnin man, the perkolator, the cabage patch, i don't remember the rest i tried not to pay attention. I was too busy syncronizing my swatch. Yes i know most of the good Ramones stuff was way before this, but for some reason all this crap comes to mind when i listen to them. I wanna be sedated - brings up visions of MC Hammers career. You Can't Touch This

I LOVE - LOVE SONGS

DEAREST LOVE
This morning i thought of you with the faint hint of snow hit myface. Reminded me of what a cold hearted bitch you really are. Then again when i got in my car, the cold seats reminded me of our sex life. Cold showers, you ain't gettin none. I love you though. Please come back to me. The potty wants to lick your potty. Wait what am i talking about i haven't had a girlfriend in years. I was reverting or dreaming i had one i could dump on and mistreat. Instead i just have fistina and a headache.

Happy Is the FUTURE

I GOT TIRED OF THAT CD REAL FUCKING QUICK
HI its me POTTY
post and pre orgasim = wait that means somewhere in between
its monday
the short bus was late today
edgar the huge fucking retard had accidentaly stabbed the driver ED in the head with a freshly sharpened number 2 pencil (pyncyl) causing him to freak and spaz and jump the short bus over 7 lanes of traffic, sending lil willie in the wheelchar flying out the back into 4 overflowing lanes of oncoming traffic. he pulled the parachute and landed safely in the back of a lexus. the bus was not so lucky. after smashing into 7 trucks 5 barriers and rolling down 3 1/2 hills it finally came to a stop then exploded 19 times. luckily nobody was really hurt and edgar managed to get his pencil (pyncyl) back. so like we had to hire out the sweet pickles bus to get to our retard cave today. i made 4 licesene plates (i drill the holes without me the plates would not hang, if i am sick then people have to glue them to their cars) i am not slow i am a productive memeber of society
i get a huge check for being slow
who would have ever thought that
I MAKE HOLES
i love hoes
especially slow ones like me - i drill em

SnakeBite Kit

btw: the show will be up at TCHOUPITOULAS for a few more weeks BECAUSE I AM COOL so if you are out firstfridayn it tonight stop by - TIm and I will be there drinkin to the moon gods (moonanites) and playing with my snakebite kit.

SUCK OUT THE POISON
perfect now i look like spain - feel the pain from the snake = he just bit you = hurry get the snakebite kit.. SUCK OUT THE POISON

sometimes just sometimes though i make no sense even to myself + its cool + snakebite kit = YOUR FUCKED UP we have to bold that becuase its important
btw TODAY I SMELL

My Sugar Pill = Drug of CHOICE

HI
how are you this morning. I need some coffee and a hand job then i will ahhhOKAY, or just some coffee really. Make it strong. Strong like a WWF wrestler, just don't make it taste like a wrestler, unless its andre the giant, and i can't imagine Andre Flavored coffee being all that great either.
Yes HI i have already grossed myself out this morning, how the fuck are you doing. QUEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE yet. Yeah that wasn't super bad, nothing like that stupid story i got sent to me awhile back called GUTS, google that shit, but i do warn you it will make you hurt. And ima nasty mofuka. Ok can't think about that right now.
So it is thursday - birday or no more leftover bird day. This post is about as exciting as my sex life. Hmmmmmm. SHit fuck damn... I need a robot girlfriend, anyone got one, id almost be willing to trade a scooter for one, nah second thought my scooter is like a robotic girlfriend. My scooter is kinda boy like though = maybe i am a skooter fag.