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Sunshine on Sunday

time change
mind change
i like the fall
i want to go trick or treating tomorrow night
dress up like a pirate - swing from the trees and steal all the booty, not like molesta booty but like sugar tooth candy madness plastic pumpkins full to the rim booty.
yeah ima do that
if your bored tomorrow night i am going to make some soups and hand out candy to the kids - no its not poisones or filled with haluciniginics - just plain candy, tim will be here to grab asses but other than that it will be normal - as close to normal as it can get i guess. been in kansas all day tracking down the right paper and framing hardware so my brain hurts - but i did get to ride my scooter.

todays soundtrack: clap your hands say yeah! buy it from amazon bands website

do i really have to think

going to print out some of these shitty pictures then go play on my scooter for awhile. if you see me out there ask for a flyer my lil under the seat trunk is full. tonight 900 halloween parties to go to not sure if i will even go to one. farkle on the frame times farkle at the same time, who's ya daddy now...

the bigger dot show

stab me in the heart...
kill kill kill kill death...
blood guts and nintendo parts...
i smell like folgers crystals, is that good??? you tell me...
so for halloween im gonna go NAKED... i figure you don't see that all the time, maybe once in awhile. But NAKED PAPPY - i have a mask too so you won't know its me, and i have some peni decorations. Not really but it sounds cool. OOOOOh sock puppets...

Don't forget next friday go to my SHOW
I will be nice and i will be clothed (for awhile anyway)

Do You Really Think Im Cool??

oh wait im 30 now i can't be cool. shit. well that does it for the studded belt and wrist bands, i don't need those, out with the vinyl, out with the hair gel. Pocket protector is so in i can't even hold onto it. Super Hot. Wait i can't say that either. THe Pocket Protector is very interesting (FOSHIZZZLE). I can still jerk off though, just not with both hands, and i have to go slow now. None of that gone in 60 seconds stuff anymore. I am an adult. Goodbye toys hello house payment. Goodbye staying up too late playing on my computer, hello going to bed at 9 and getting up at 6. Goodbye twinkies hello tredmill. Goodbye driking soo much beer and shots that i puke all overmyself, hello one glass of wine with dinner. Ok wait fuck all that except for the pocket protector its HOT (NIPPLES HARD)... i shall not change, i will not let age dictate anything especially my DICK.....

CHOKE MOTHERFUCKERS TO DEATH

i never has understood the foot fetish thing. sticking toes in mouths. not so much. thanks i will stick to cheetoes. i don't even like looking at my toes. i don't think i would enjoy sucking on them and hell if i can't suck my own toes i shall ain't gonna be stickin your damn toes in my mouth. some people will do anything to get laid. ill just use my foot to jerk off... in ya mouth.... ok enough bein nasty i just woke up

Home Brain Surgury Kit

This kit is so much fun. You can poke holes in your skull and tickle your brain while watching your favorite tv show. Its sooo coool. Having a bad day, poke one of your temples let some of the oooze out then you just forget about the bad day. You may also forget your name or why you had the bad day but its all cool. Bad dreams the mallet plus the blender action grip to the center of your head and that will take care of any dreams you ever remembered. Can't get that boy off your mind, center of the forhead you will forget his name before your even half way there. Its amazing it slices it dices thoughts dreams and asperations away in just seconds, faster than any other model out there. Believe me once you try this you will never want to go back to tylenol or other over the counter medications you have to injest and wait for - this is instant - the NOW. Comes with the handy dandy video "What to Squish and What to Squash" buy it now for only 24.95 with an additianal 9.95 monthly fee (you will forget to turn off).

ITS MA BIRFDAY ITS MA BIRFDAY

Oh btw ITS MA BIRFDAY.... OH Yeah Oh Yeah... I already got some CAKE and some scooters and some cards. If you are in kc and you know me come to mccoys tonight at 7pm. i will be there havin burgers then some cake then i will get in my birfday suit and run around shakin it at everyone. I like milkshakes. I like malts. I like burgers. I fucking love birthday cake.

OTHER NEWS:
My photo show "through my eyes" Is coming up.
go here for information
Nov 4th is the party Though SO like BE THERE otherwise your totally out of the cool kid club. I will be snapping name bracelets in half that night if you don't come. COOL KID CLUB POWER ACTIVATE

Im the Boy Next Door

I love to drink coffee so fast it hurts - LIKE RIGHT NOW - Heahrush brainmush ahhh toiletflush... Touch me im dangerous - grab me im safe. Im the boy next door WITH A FILTHY MOUTH AND LOVES FOR PEOPLE TO RUB HIM. I did invent the missouri mud rub. Ask Me How+ i might tell you with a smile + or point you to the nearest mudhole and tell you to get in your tighty whities. Did you ever fuck the boy next door? If not you should. Hell he's right next door. I should be home all night btw... hint hint hint hint... Daniels big dork bash is tonight too, so i might get caught up in the speaker wire in the corner trying to hide from people. That happens a lot. I get a drink. I find the corner. I hide. Sometimes i go to the basement with the drunkest person at the place. Sometimes i am the drunkest person and they take me to the basement. Naked fuseball is the shit.
Todays link brought to you by those folks at MySpace. Yes i am aware of that. If i am not your friend then who the FUCK ARE YOU? When you add me it comes with a free hand job and cookies.
If you are going to daniels bring your fuzzy mits so you can rub me down in the cuddle puddle. I will be the guy with the giant boner sticking out of his pants and goggles. (You can never be too safe) I got my binky on you can't tell me this ain't no puddle to cuddle.

Look Mommy its GREY

i love it when it rains fast and hard - wow that sounds kind of sexy doesn't it. minds out of the gutters folks this is pottymouthpappy.com we don't trash here. i had a thought this morning on my way to work, i saw a bumper sticker saying "what would jesus bomb" i laughed and thought if jesus was alive they would him committed or he would be in line strapped with explosives set to fucking take down the next world trade center. he wouldn't want his name stuck to the back your fucking suv. jesus loves me because i drive a huge tank to work and i go to church. like church really matters. its a way for YOU to feel better about YOURSELF. oh well thats my relgious stance for this morning. well you can see i love jesus. NOT.... Oh wait i forgot about Christian Punk ROck, now that is super funny. If we pull that bible belt any tighter we are going to EXPLODE.
well enough of that shit - i really wanted to go on about the fog. its foggy today. i like it. its gray or grey in color or colour. pssss i am wearing cologne today pss its POLO out of the green bottle. psssss i smell like a FUCKING PIMP. psss if i had a bumper sticker on my ass it would say WHO WOULD JESUS FUCK - - - YOU BABY YOU

Shine A Light

Potty on the floor
aim straight...

Crossfade Playback

you ev3r have those days where there is just so much SPAM you don't know what to do with it all. i guess its karma catching up to me. Yes i once sent 2-3 billion emails, i didn't actually hit the button - but yes i too was a spammer... i wasn't but the dude i worked for was, well he wasn't either he was a legal email marketer, and i was a digital pimp. i will suck a pixelated penis for kizash. now give me some dognamd coffee. so like i got the 1st season of degrassi jr high on dvd so who wants to come watch with me. we can pop zits and gossip and talk about the hairs down there. tit will be great. after we can talk about masturbation techniques and who we think is cute in our class, whos got the best butt, and who we want to kiss the french style you know with tongues. i can't fucking wait i just might drizzle in my pjs. slumber party... house party 3 pajama jammy jam.....

Did i ever Tell you, I love MONDAYS

Wow its monday again. Im so happy i could kill myself and maybe you too. So this weekend was boring i just wanted to DIE.. BLoood blood... My mom said i couldn't leave the yard and i was like Freak YOu Woman i can leave the yard you just wait and see. So while i was cleaning up sticks from the big wind blast the other week and put one foot on the street. Haaa i did leave the yard Freak YOU MOM. I hope she doesn't read my journal but i have it pretty well protected nothing is really traceable back to me so it could be any other boy in missouri who lives on the corner and whos mother is mean. Yeah im totally safe. Now back to class - THIS PLACE SUCKS - I hate it... I want to die... Billy said that i smelled funny on the bus, damn mom for making those weird eggs on a monday. Now nobody wants to hang out with me. They all hate me. Martin made fun of my velcro shoes and Susan told me to stop staring at her. I wasn't really... I wish she would like me... I HATE HER... I wanna die... Well thats all today Journal so FREAK YOU

New Train of THOUGHT

is it just me or does everyone seem to be in a weird mood today
some bitchy
some just plain odd
some just well FUCKERS
if i could go back to bed i would but i can't so there fore i will just stare at my new computer :D

I turned the Water off KYLE

Look at me im awesome. Look at me im cool. Look at me i can smile when i walk. Look at me im tired. Look at me, my mama dresses me funny. Look at me i can say 4 letter words on the internet. FUCK YOU FUCK WE FUCK ME. Look at me i said the whole f-word 3 times. Im so fucking cool i should have a band and poofy hair and lots of black leather. HI to everyone. Its 10am i can swim thats good but i did turn the water off, i can remember somethings just nothing that is important. Damn those brain cells - where did you go. *Looks under the sink for missing brain cells.* I thought they might be down there with the dawn, they like dawn she is nice to them and keeps them clean. I bet my brain cells are in the dishwasher JETDRY on my braincells, then maybe i won't talk about my peepee as much or my poooper or fucking or playing with my peepee which i really like to do.

I AM FLOSSING

Rearview pointed at you. Flossing while driving. Cellphone in the other hand. Radio blaring some poppy rap mess. Swerving one lane to the next. 52mph through a residential zone.
This guy almost killed me this morning.
- - - - I don't think he even noticed.
the car is andreas flaming BMW - its cool - its oldskool - its gold with black flames

Gray or Grey

so do you say its a gray day or grey day or even gray dey. damn the english.

so yeah today its kind of gray or grey.

go drink some tea

go ride the sun

go watch tv

go to another website because this one sucks

go tell ya mama do she wanna fuck

The Significance of CAKE

CAKE for breakfast. I like that idea. Who invented cavities and getting fat, whoever they are they should be shot. Dentists and weight specialists they are the culprits we should hang. They make money off our cake weakness. Cake is good, cake is great. It is delicious and nutricious. Did i ever tell you that i can't spell. I think cake has something to do with that or the lack of cake. Im sure thats it. Those little fuckers in spelling bees get all caked out then win that shit. I wonder if there is a test to see how much cake one has had. No more driving under the influence of CAKE. Well anyway thats monday for you. NOW GO GET SOME CAKE.

esqueeze me

i saw this sticker when i was walking around the other day - then i was like - who the fuck was chilly willy - then it hit me. the lil woddeling penguin - so what the fuck does jesus have to do with chilly willy is there another chilly willy - did the guy who look like jesus get the best ice - did he sell snow cones - i like grape jesus, hook that shit up, extra gooey goodness on that shit. Jesus' Snowcones and Headshop. Pipe and a scoop the sunday special. On christmas he stolls in the parade selling mufalatas and hot tamalis i saw his ass last year. He was good i would have given him the oscar. Or at least a golden globe or a golden glove, fuckit a golden snowcone, make it a cup though so he can drink out of it when he is under the bridge with all the other winos turning water into wine. i do remember chilly willy.

My Feet Are Cold

i want to be lazy today - therefore i will - here is a picture ok im done have a good one i am going to go freeze my ass off and ride my skooter. see round the bend

I Didn't See SHHHHHHEEEEETT

L U C K Y

this morning i want a dingdong or kingdong i think they call them now. hostess cakes are the shit. 7 or 4 of those things would be great right now. with coffee and milk and a smile from the cute girl behind the counter. of course when i smile it looks like my teeth are missin. (ding dong cake on my toofs) she turns and leaves quickly, sending the ugly fat guy to come wait on me. he sees my teeth and instantly wants to makeout, lick my teeth clean - fuck it i let him - free coffee for a week - my picture on the wall making out with a fat guy. the cute girl hates me. i tell her it wasn't my fault, i have a thing for chubby cheeks. she says next time eat twinkies, then she pulls out a box, our eyes lock, we enjoy a few together, squishing them until the white stuff flows out onto our fingers. its so much fun its discusting. now who is the lucky one.

L U C K Y

A mEssAge from the wHiTe DoGgY

woof woof woof waaawaawooff oof off wa waappy. wub waaappy. woff wof woooof wwahhahhahhahhahh... arrrrruuuuhhggnnnn. wawawaswa.. walk walk walk take me for a walk walk walk. imathe D O double G

We Stank We Stunk We Stink

Untrustable pt 2. how the hell did we get here. i have no idea. eggs - eggs - eggs - bacon. where the hell is that chicken. chicken dance. dance my pants. dance my aunts. aunts ants cuzins - my cousins in town - say hi ANGIE. shes fun.

House On A Hill

everyone is happy - the sun shines in
i like this neighborhood, hard to believe this is kansas city

October is BUMPY

lost in a thought caught up in a dream its one of those days, the grass seems longer, the sun is hidden, eyes are glued shut, they don't want to open. its monday but feels like a wednesday. never late always late. where does all my time go, where does all your time go? Song of the morning Swayzak - Speedboat.

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my name
is pappy