Just Hangin Out

Damn you Robin for getting this song stuck in my head, i was using it as a counter tactic, because she was singing a Genisis song all day. So i put on the closest thing i have to genisis, which is Postal Service - Against All Odds. And now that damn song is stuck in my head. Take a look at me now. Take a look at me now. (ha ha ha now i got you too)

What I Do For You

the sun is shining i must go ride my scooter

And We Pause for Station Identification

HAppy BirFday to my Bro Paul. 14 months looks like a lot now doesn't it. HA.

I hope you like the new design i shot all the letters during my lunch / coffee / scooter break yesturday. My fucking brain hurts this morning, not like bad hurt but just hurt. My eyes don't want to work yet. Damn this gettin up early shit, at least when i was in school i could sleep through class, hard to sleep at work, well not real hard but harder. This blog is so fucking boring you would have thought i fell asleep while i was typing, all i fuckin talk about is caffine, my penis, and shit that makes no sense whatsoever. Wait that is my fucking life. So i was playin with my penis the other day and downin a cup of super espresso and this overly large green bunny rabbit kicks down my door leaps into the middle of my room and just sits there lookin at my cock. After like 2 minutes he was like.
rabbit: "Mm is that a corrot?"
pmp: "I was like Hell no you fucking green bastard, are you the easter bunny?"
rabbit: he shakes his furry head. "Nah, i do get that all the time though. My name is Steve."
pmp: "so like what the fuck do you want steve, i was kind of in the middle of something here."
rabbit: "oh yeah sorry, i was wondering if i could borrow a lighter and some tape."
pmp: "for what?"
rabbit: "Oh i have a new sideline job of jumping through flaming hoops with antlers taped to my head."
pmp: "I thought i was fucked up."
rabbit: "I get that all the time too."

i hate you i love you

there is nothing out there that can't be cured by the dead milkmen or ween. they can completely change your mood. musical super heros. if you do not agree oh well i don't love you, i hate you. i love it. i love you. PIE

i got a break coming soon i think. i hope. we all need a break. "I need a break like nell carter needs a kit kat." GIMMIE A BREAK shiet. if you are bored with your musical selection at work head on over to my.aptrick.com and click on the radio. Its fun and fun and fun and great and great and great.

I like To Look UP

Anywhere Anyone???
One of the things i love about riding my scooter to work, is i can acutally hear the guy on the corner of 29th and Main, he sings to the traffic in the morning, he smiles and waves and just has a great fucking time. I wonder what its like to be him for a day, to be so happy watching all these poor fuckers getting all stressed before they even get to work. I wonder if he needs a side kick. I could get me a lil top hot and a cane and dance on the crosswalk with him. Ebony and Ivory... I think i would get bored with it after one day. He would make a great greeter at Wal-Mart, they prolly would want him to take some kind of medication though.
I still like to look up though.
Ok ima go back to listenin to Dntel and Ignoring people.

it really ties the room together

you will not get on my nerves...
you will not get on my nerves...
you will not get on my nerves...
you will not get on my nerves...

Story of the Heaviest Bassline Ever

the thing i love best about working from home is i don't have to take a shower or get clean. its like an extended weekend, i sleep right up to the minute i am supposed to logon its so great.

Supplement Facts

You ever wake up feeling like you can save the world, without even leaving the house. Ok so i think i drank too much caffine and sugar, but who cares im bulletproof, just try me. Now to clean the kitchen.

I like when the sun shines through my window. I like to sleep in on sundays.

whats a hooker???

i can still see out of both eyes. my brain still hurts though.

$3.98 Im so CHEAP - BUY ME

i had a great post but blogger ate it. i need some quite at the moment. its loud here. i got my music on though so not too bad. as long as all these computers stay connected and this thing works when i hit the submit button i will be happy. jeez im bitchy well fuck that. i ain't no more. nothing else matters. ima be happy now.

repeat repeat repeat

repeat repeat repeat. not much to say today. just busy. have 2 sites to get done before this weekend and before eric and beth kill me. working on a new online portfolio will be call thepmpproject.com. very simple just images basically. no other bullshit involved. ok i think thats it for today. repeat repeat repeat

UP AND UP WE GO

Ok all done with the Harry Potter saga. Well not all the way she needs to write that new shit already. Damn i hate waiting. I hate waking up though too. Especially when you stay up till 4am then have to be at work at 9am. Oh well i can take a nap later it was worf it all of it. Today i like HUMP DAY. Maybe i can hump somthin besides my hand. Ok im done now... Time to work

CoFfeE it's whats for Breakfast

wow two posts in a row about breakfast. im sorry. im just hungry. not really. but its morning in my world and my harry potter weary eyes don't want to open just yet. im downin the black jucie now so i can survive another day. my ipod is being an asshole today and i got a weird text message this morning, i think its my brother but im not really sure to tell you the truth. i don't know the phone number and they have not replyed just yet. i should probably not cuss at strangers, but fuck it they sent me a text message what the fuck to they expect. i love to send text messages about the state of my penis in the morning. now on to this fucking ipod, i think i will just smash it. figures when i want to hear a song off this damn thing it doesn't want to connect. i think i will just restart this peice of shit computer and hope the ipod comes up. well thats my post for the day sorry its not all that exciting but thats life. 4 secs of excitment 24hrs of boredom.

oh by the way the photo is of Jim, he works at broadway, he makes the best damn coffee in town. if your from KC and have never been to Broadway then you should go and ask jim to give you the Pappy Special. If all the art fags and intelectuals scare you just move on past them, they never really buy anything anyway they are just there to look cool.

breakfast of champeeeens

im still waiting to figure out if its going to be a good day or not. the signs are pointing in all different directions (he went thataway). the jurry is out. i did get some nice caffine mints yesturday if you eat 5 of them your good to go for like an hour, i have a feeling i shall be strung out all week. its gonna be so much fun i can't wait (pops 5 more into mouth). twitch twitch twitch. reminds of that one day in high school when we thought trucker speed was good, and would make the day go by MUCH MUCH faster. God bless the maker of mini thins, he curved several would be drug addicts that very day. Tweekers make absoutely no sense to me, i can't handle the creepy crawlies plus i kinda like to sleep sometimes even though i don't sleep much. well hmm what to talk about now. when i was 5 i had a dog named buffy. she came from the pound to my house. first thing we did was give her a bath and make sure she wasn't going to bite any of us. perfect no bites and a clean smellin doggy. in the 4th grade i got a gold fish for making all A's on my report card. his bowel sat on my dresser, it became sea world for the lego people. they drove their lil cars over to check out the giant fish. sometimes the king would toss in a lego person if they was bad or stole some gold or if their lil yellow smile was crooked.

im leaning towards good day. if you make it bad FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS. In college my favorite breakfast was a mt dew and 2 chocolate chip cookies. if i had cold pizza then i ate that. if i had cold beer and it was right before speach class (i was a nervous lad) i drank that. i shot of vodka right before taking the stage does wonders for us nervous fellows. ok i have shared enough for one day tomorrow i will just whip it out and get all this bullshit over with.

albee says hi and GOODBYE

i miss this little shit bag
nothing like a nose in your ass when you come home from work
or a bed full of mud and twigs
the refugeee has moved on
to another safe house far from the rules that ban him
people are so stupid
i wanna kick people who think pit bulls are mean and vicious
oh well - i shall lick you in the face

big and dirty

harry potter book in hand sorry can't type much got to read. HI ALL. well those 2 people that read this.

door to door

i could never make it as a door to door salesman.

this morning on my way to work i saw a group of lil kids on their way to the pool, towels around their necks, some of them with their lil colored goggles already on. they crossed the road in pairs, holding hands. what struck me as funny was there was only one pair of boy and girl the rest were all boy boy girl girl you get the picture. anyway as soon and the boy - girl pair got about half way across the street they let go and the boy was freaking out, having to hold hands with a girl. but even after they got across the street the other pairs kept holding hands.

2 lil black babies

lil black babies x 2 = 2 days until harry potter. so how you like that.

Yesturday was one of the best days ive had in a very very very long time. Energy was right. NOt sure if it was the 2 cups of coffee i had in the morning, or it was just supposed to be my day.

I got a show for my photography for the month of November at a place called Tchoupitoulas on 1526 Walnut Street. So Keep your eyes peeled for that yo. More to come later, i still need to figure out what i want to show :)

When i was going down the street yesturday there was a red balloon in the road and it was right by my feet (i was on my scooter) so i had to kick it, i felt like i was playin scooter soccer or something it was great. Then i helped a lady carry her baby down a flight of stairs (i was off my scooter now). Then i hung out with people i don't get to seee too often and some i just met, and then none of this makes any sense. sorry.

3 three 3 three 3 three 3 three

ToDay brought to you by the Number 3.

why you ask????

because there are 3 more days until that fat new harry potter book will be in my hands and i will be all dorkin out on it. yes i am supposed to be a grown man. yes i love harry potter. no i don't care if you make fun of me. yes you can take a picture of me reading my book. no you can not touch me there. yes you can touch me there. no you can not borrow my book, no you can not bribe me. IT IS HUMP DAY AFTERALL...

if you could see me now

i can't seem to wake up today - my brain is numb - tumb - plumb - DUMB

i want today to be good. i want today to be good. there i said it twice so it shall be true. thats about all my brain can take right now. - on with the show

carwood lunchbox sideways blue

i love it when the internet goes down on me. we are all perky and ready now though. up and running. running and up. sideways. blue...

so last night tim and i decide to go on a covert mission to well um dump a futon that his cat pissed all over. it was the most fun i've had in ages. we never did dump the futon. if felt like we were riding around with a body in the back of the car, no place was good enough. No man too much light. Shit a car's coming. then the ultimate, we found the most perfect spot. We crept up in there, slow. Killed the lights, we were about to jump out of the car and WHAM!!! the tree's fucking light up. I thought we was gettin abducted by aliens n shit. Then the voices came. "STOP, YOU HAVE REACHED A RESTRICTED ZONE!!! PLEASE TURN AROUND AND VACATE NOW!!! STOP!!! DUMPING AND GRAPHITTI ARE AGAINST THE LAW" flash flash flash flash "WE HAVE TAKEN YOUR PICTURE FOR YOUR PROTECTION" So we get the fuck out of there before automated ranger rick can finish his spule. After that we figured dumping was not a very good idea, at least not tonight, i still think we should just take it to the rich neighborhood and dump that fucker in the middle of the street. SO ice Cream had to do. :D

corndogs taste good

i saw a car last night that shot flames out of its ass (tailpipe) i need to make my scooter do that. now that would be fucking cool.

happy birthday to sasha i am on my way i really am once i post this i am totally out the door

Who Are Friends

what to do on such a nice day
- ride scooter
- wash car (it never moves so therefore is a target for birds)
- sit around and do nothing
- go take pictures
- copy dvds
thats about all i can think of... im not so witty without work coffee in me. that shit is strizong.

Lotus EaTeRs

i think this weekend i will build a fort in my bedroom, and map out plans to take over the whole house. i got a nerf gun and a sweet dart gun and LOTS of ammo. i shall have to stock up on ratons if i plan to hold out all weekend. there is a 7-11 close by, i can always climb out the window and go down there. ROOMATES prepare yourself for battle. You have 24hrs to prepare your base before pillow and dart warfare begins, then when your not looking i will steal your coke and frozen pizzas. FRIDAY is MYDAY. well not really. im just very cocky and powerful today, it will pass here in a few minutes, once the phone rings, or the first email of the day comes.

I need some new music so if you got some suggestions my big ass ears are open. I got an assload of new photos too. I should just build a gallery on here but whats the point the other 7 of my websites have galleries. Just go look there. Thanks to the 2 people who read this, i owe you a handjob (i wear rubber gloves)...

radio goo goo

view master
ghetto blaster
master of disaster
much faster
i run - you run - we ran
peter pan
on the roof
willetwotoof
slip n slide - glide - i will provide - cow hide - dyed - dried
glow worm in my arms
belly full of lucky charms
stars in the sky - brite
glow in the dark - all night
its perfect here i tell you
perfect
perfecKt
- - Pefkt

wolf in the bend

the problem with being a kid at heart is people tend to treat you like a kid. just because you act all old and crazy don't fuckin take it out on me. i can't help it you want to be an adult. i tried it once its kinda boring. so in short turn off your tv go jump on your bike and make a sweet jump in the front yard. get wiked n shit. oh btw sometimes i see dead people. but they are like dead already. but i see them. just sos ya knows. so today if you are taking life to seriously STOP. who cares soon you will be dirt so fucking enjoy it while you can. don't be such a tight ass. its money - paper, and who really cares who you are. famous people are morons. do you think in 100 years someone is really gonna give to shits about a movie or a book or a song writin during this time period. yeah ive never read all of gilgamesh and i don't plan on it. i really don't have a point and neither does life so stop looking for it, enjoy it. ok no more coffee for me. im done. fork + me = DONE BITCh.

play day

today we don't have to work, we are going to Worlds of Fun, for those of you not privey, its similar to a Six Flags kinda thing. Rolla Coastas and shit like that. Over priced food and long lines in the sun, i can't fuckin wait. THere's a lady here fixing the phones and she walks heavy. WORD. ok time to go play

FoUrWF

i swear someone is shooting at me... its so smokey outside i can't see anything... they keep shooting at me... damn those neighbors... all i wanted was a chicken wang... they have sent in the children with sparklers to burn me... hotdogs weren't good enough... happy fourwf to you all... even though its supposed to be over with right now...

blow shit up

if they put coal in fireworks they would burn longer. its sunday and the sun is not shining, that is false advertisement. no wait now it is. its either raining or the sun is shining very weird day. and the dog is whiney, he needs to go hump somethin.

DaTa mAn

July jUlY juLy - hot n sweaty = nice. sometimes i stink - if you smell me - tell me. i got a package or sparklers and a six pack of beer for the fourth, im gonna hang out by the baby pool, kick it old skool, old style, style. i got my walmart fish flops 1.99 and some swimmy swim trunks. i even got a package of old weenies and a pile of sticks to cook them over. this is gonna be the best holiday yet. if i had any friends i would tell you to come and make sure i don't drown, and maybe i will let you have one of the sparklers or even a weenie but don't touch the beer maybe after i had 1 1/2 cuz i get crazy, crazy, nutso. 3 beers and i am trashed. good thing my date floats.