summer summer summer time

the birds and the bees
da leafs and da trees
summers here summers here
still doesn't change the fact that i have to work everyday
damn this growing up stuff
IT CAN SUCK IT
i wanna swim all day and play with tonka trucks
popsicles in the sun
hide'n'seek
doctor with girl next door
kick ball in the street
GROWIN UP CAN SUCK IT
BILLS CAN SUCK IT
RESPONSIBILITES CAN SUCK IT

urnal eranal

i love the fact that i can pee standing up
i still hate bar bathrooms though

bleeps and bloops

i sometimes wish my name was hector
pottymouthhector just doesn't have that ring to it though
hellamouthhector --- nah
helamunsterhector --- nah
hanibal hector --- mmm maybe
hatefulhector -- nahs too garbage paily
hector the awesome - hell no
hellnohector - im likin that
hector de detecdor --- too NYPDBlue
hector defector --- too hippie drafty dodgy
this is hard hector
hungoverhector --- perfect for today
HI ROBIN --- hows your BRAIN, mine feels fat and bloated

BLUUUUURRRRRRYYYYY ME

this is from a dreamsequence
i had this really shittty dream
that i had to work everyday and people hated me
my house smelled like dog
no food in the fridge
THEN I FUCKIN WOKE UP

work from home

get the tangles our your hair
we stare
glare
how dare
air

wound and wound

i dont think i was meant for this
what was i made for
prolly nuthin
i think i make a good splash

i just want to potty all the time potty all the time

i got 2 lil black babies in a zip lock bag in my pocket
we sing songs when i drive down the street
ask moopie, he likes black baby music

buttons buttons and more buttons

which one do i push to end the world

mmmmm clean underwear

this one time in band camp
i stuck a TUBA in my pussy
HONK HONK HONK

shopping cart happiness

patrick's Daily Scorpio Forecast
Quickie: How can today just keep getting better and better? Well, just you wait.
Overview: There's nowhere you'd rather be than where you are right now, and no one you'd rather be with than the person sitting right there across from you. Cancel all your appointments.

wow can you say excited = today is LIKE so MY Day

god gave us hamsters

for all the chicken headed bitches out there
i love you
i got a comb
come see me - pappeeeeee

everythings a secret

it might rain today
i want to get wet
just like tet
the met
get
pet
let
vet
hump day

turn em all on

everyone wants to talk today
I DON'T
at least the sun is shining
we should have a quiet day
where people can't talk and music can't be too loud
yeah
im havin that today
don't bother me

its GO time

lets get naked
and jump
go go go go go
naked
jump
NUMP

half blood prince

this is ground control to major tom

i wanna be an airborne ranger

i wanna live the life of danger
ranger
stranger
can't think of anything else that rymes
oh well its friday the 13th time to put on my hockey mask
get a knife or two or maybe even an axe and start choppin
on people and setting up their bodies in weird and
precarious positions so they pop out at oportune moments

deconstruction of time

1 becomes 2
2 becomes 3
3 becomes 4
4 becomes i can't count anymore
before you know it you are stacking them up like a frat boy

goodmorning pee wee

i like my bike
its for sale
come buy it from me
the girls will flock
to your cock
when your on this bike
fuck nike
fuck mike
you got a cool bike

synchronize swatches

me an kubiac was hangin out
we got the right time
do you
9:53 synchronize biootches

pocket pool

only the best for my pocket
rocket
socket
locket
jocket
focket

sunday mornin drives

dog in the sun
car in drive
long route
slow
super slow
music up loud

saturday burns

i still can't see straight
it is a most beautiful day for a scooter ride
adventure + + + + out da door

i love popsicles

did i ever tell you how much i love popsicles
they taste good - robin don't eat them all
albeee likes popsicles too so does billy
we like to lick - lick to like
don't touch my bike - mike

POTTYMOUTHPAPPY SAYS

If i wear a sticker with JESUS on it does that make
me HOLY? "God gave us Hamsters." Thanks TREVOR....
if i was a secret agent i would be -P 00P
Scratch and Sniff on that one. My beak is wounded today.
I need decons.

orange rug

it really ties the room together
pleather we gather we hang it bangs
i like my rug = MUCH - don't touch
i like this day much better than the others

broken glasses

trapped
stuck
blind
FUCK YOU

we made MAY

i like may
the sun shines
i can play in my sandbox
it rox
blue sox