holy days

i started this one on the 22nd
i finished it today the 31st

this is the most snow i have seen in kc in awhile now. its cold. my feet are cold. its not very snow man or snow ball friendly. i have yet to try and fuck it but it seems kind or hard - hmmmmmm - well since the rain stuffs last night is like pack ice or what i image pack ice might be like - i have been watching the deadliest catch on netflix watch instantly. so like i fucking know a thing a two about crabs and not those suckers you got up in yo nasty fuck hole, but the kinds you slab up in yo grill, or well roll them up in seaweed and make sushi rolls (which btw users do you know how to do this and could teach me) dammit now i want sushi. FUCKME.

so my quick 2009 in review kind of thing.
It sucked for my wallet
It sucked for my credit
It sucked for my weenier
It sucked for my little toe

It rocked for my weenier
It rocked for your mouth
It rocked for new music
It rocked for new house
It rocked for new friends
It rocked for getting things done

So well thats 2009

now for the 10 tener TENAH TEENA
I usually don't make resolutions or do i - shit i will have to reflect back now on the multiple years of this site to see if i actually had any resolutions. Fuck it i am going to make some right fucking now.
1. Make more money (why the fuck not - top on everyones list i am sure)
2. Go on that trip to either iceland or costa rica for like months
3. I guess maybe get in shape - the shape of what i am not sure but fuck it
4. Stop making numbered lists (yeah like thats going to fucking happen)
5. Stop cussing (this has become like my mothers wish list - next is fucking drinking)
Okay fuck this - i don't like even thinking about what to change or what not to, i kinda like my fat drunk self

Okay i am done with this - time for some sushi and sake later bitches later 2009 i think i will at least try to jerk off like 6-9 more times before the TENAH