if i could draw i would draw you... NAKED with a BONER and a STOGIE

birthday plans so far
NONE
i need some
good food of some sort
drunkt (its up for debate)
making out (yeah that sounds like fun)
LEAVING TOWN = YES PLEASE

I didn't really do anything at all this weekend and well i did a lot. So yeah figure that one out. Mr Micklesworth and i got to hang out all day saturday, then i shot people on drews new gaming system. i like shooting people on the gaming system. its most satisfying. not quite like good expensive lotion satisfaction but its up there (ITS UP THERE). I've decided after my birthday which is in like 5days or so (24th) i am going to make some changes, yes yes yes i know you have heard these things before but well maybe i will actually stick to them. [ side note - i have no good gangsta rap on my IPOD and its the black one not the white one, i should change that {that was not a racist statement} i need some ima shoot me some muthafukas music] ahhhh. i am refinin the list of LIFE changes, wow that sounds like i will be chopping off my penis or somthing i need to refrase that, and don't worry i will not he chopping anything off or suddenly wearing dresses and high heals. these are more internal personal changes stuff you probably won't even notice. so no size 13 fuck me boots for my birthday.