motor home sex

ive always wanted to do it in a motor home while it was going down the highway or like a really bumpy road - after that i want to eat icecream in that little cave like area above the driver, i want to sleep, watch the road, get melted ice cream all over the windows and a crick in my neck. i should really learn how to structure a sentence or two. maybe a spelling bee brush up too. i was asked to be the spelling bee when i was in second grade, i was excited at first then i realized it was like "THE OTHER" spelling bee, for us LD and the SUPER SPECIAL kids. if you ever wondered what the fuck was wrong with me, then the fact that i lost that spelling bee should give you a hint. i think that gives me every right to make fun of special kids. fuck you i was one. i lost to one. damn you for bringin up old shit. i can sort of spell now and yeah i am no longer LD so NAHHHHHHHH. well maybe i still am but i have embraced my stupidity. wow what the fuck motor homes and special ed kids have to do with each other i don't know. oh wait i got it. you paint a motor home yellow it kind of looks like a short bus and well you know what a short bus is full of.