bear on unicorn

That is 3 bugs now that have dive bombed my coffee, weird i tell you WEIRD. There might be a few more non floaters at the bottom, but for now the count is 3. Okay so yesturday kind of surpassed the last few BEST DAY EVERS to become the newest BEST DAY EVER, BDE for short so keep up here its going to go quick. Morning was about the usual sat around in my undies doing work and sorting pictures and all that normal morning crap - playin on the intronets and chillin. About 10:30 i decided it was a Korean food day aka CHOGA, which worked out great because i had shit to do out in OP anyway. I ring up the Injun and tell him to get ready we is rollin. I got to get the Too Short out of my system on the roll to tims, had to get the gangster out of me. We take the super long way to MicroCenter first to get inks and a happy little G10 for mes, i think he got like a usb hub thing for the ps3 (dorkface). Of course like the child i am as soon as we get out to the car i have to break that baby open and play with it, taking pictures all the way to Choga, people get kind of freaked out when you drive and point cameras at them at the same time, weird huh. Food was fucking awesome, way worth the drive, a new way back, i wanted to stop by this asian market on 95th street Keith told me about ages ago. Actually i just wanted to show Tim their video bootlegging operation, its awesome, and they don't hide it, which is even cooler. We bought baggies full of weird shit and some sooper sweet strawberry soda (which was GREEEEAAAT) i got this little bottle of some kind of weird energy mixx thing, i am brave sometimes. That shit went down - well not so smooth but it obviously had like a shot of liquor in it, so hmmmmmm... Ancient chinese medicine my ass. Back in the car again, drove by this bike shop that all the doods that worked there were wearing spandex and we decided that was not a bike shop for us, no Pee Wee bike selection in that place. I could however tell you who had the biggest nut sack. Hmmm... More drivng around just enjoying the day, listenin to music. Then detour to Brooke Side to thift shops, actually i think they are in Waldo but whateva. It was at the first one that we found the holy grail (IT SHALL REMAIN UNNAMED AT THIS POINT) i can not tell you just yet but its so awesome, i mean so awesome, i can't type awesome enough. We kept going to more and more thrift shops, almost got kicked out of the churchy one because tim was making fuck noises to a baby jesus and i said the nativity scene they had on display looked like down syndrome kids, i swear jesus's head was like 3 times as long as his body, it was great, i wanted to buy them but they knew i would destroy them - fuck that place. SO off to Foos for gay custard - (Carmel and Peanut butter), then walked around the B- side for awhile. Made fun of the no handed no headed Royal then packed it in, was time to head back to the hizzy to play some gta4 and well i napped, that super drink was awesome for like 2 hours then i crashed fuckin harder then a jet into the world trade center OH YEAH.... On the way home it rained like a hooker and i took pictures of it, mmmmmm, rush hour people hate me, i am never rush hour... Okay off to go play with myself first then the new camera, while i ride a scooter, you bitches work on your own BDE.. FUCK FACE