We can tilt this bitch, i promise...

You ever pretend you are what you thought you would be? How does that feel?




Its sunday and the church of cheap pizza and cheap beer is going to be in session within hours.... Right now the church of riding scooters around in circles is about to open its fucking garage doors...


Picture : Me comin in my mamas door. My nephew took this, he's 10 and a better photographer than YOU.


Wow im kinda a dickhead today. I was going to say sassy but i think that implies dicks in mouths or something like that.