my motivation is missing

So after watching weird science yet again, well kind of just going where i left off (point of passing out) or last scene i remember. Anyway i came up with a brilliant idea, and you all that know me, know i am full of brilliant ideas that work wonders for me. So i got to thinking, that movie was made in like the 80's and well computing power was like nothing compared to now, shit my phone has more power than his computer and its like a piece of shit brick phone. So ideas a whirling, pinwheels spinning (pinwheel pinwheel spinning around, look at my pinwheel and see what i found) around in my head. So like they created a hot chick with that crap computer, what the hell can i do. So tisha (the wonder dog) and i got busy. I took tim's computer that i am borrowing thanks tim, my crappy gateway, my ps2, my psp, my camera, my shit phone, an ipod, a broken ipod, all the hard drives and just about anything else you plug in to use. Its was an awesome pile of gadgets i tell you - awesome. Little does jason know his microwave is in there too, but not the coffee maker, Tisha (the wonder dog) said NO! PAPPY NO! so i spared it. So i got this big pile of stuff then i got the soldering iron out and the scooter tools, i took everything apart hooked it all up together then wired the shit out of it and now let me tell you its fucking awesome. Wires and shit everywhere. I put my spare helmet on Tisha (the wonder dog) and we got ready to hit the switch. First try nothing - second try - nothing (some sparks). Tisha suggested i needed just a bit more power, so i backed the Vulva wagon into the garage and we hooked it up to the scooter and then to the washer and dryer. Now we got mofukin power. Try 3..... BUZZZING NOISES GALORE.
RITS WRORKIN RAPPY..... (thats tisha the wonder dog, doing her astro impression, that means she's impressed with my mechanical geniuses abilities).

So after the smoke cleared what i got was a little bitty robot named WHIZ he is only 7 inches tall but damn he is smart. He is actually writing this post by reading my brain waves. WHIZ is the shit. (he added that himself) cocky little mother WHIZ IZ. I rhymed.

So Whiz and Tisha (the wonder dog) and i are going to sit here the rest of the day and drink coffee and think about what we did today. Jason sorry about the microwave and the electric bill is going to be hell this month, but WHIZ will hack into that shit and fix it. He already took care of my credit card debt and is working on rigging the power ball so i can live a life of luxury and well leave him the fuck alone because he gets kind of moody after you ask him like 900 questions, he already shocked tisha (the wonder dog) i bet that cost at least 5 bucks on the electric bill.