stir fry pudding

i wonder what ratio of people who come here to read vs the people who come here to look at pictures is. i think if i stumbled upon this site i would first loook at all the stoopid pictures then be like man this doods photos are kinda boring except for that really cool closeup of his broken tonsils, then of course i would start to read these stupid posts and be like wow this dood has issues or really likes to talk about scooters coffee and imaginary super models. i bet he gets laid LOTS, i would also like to point out that he loves to talk about himself in the 3rd person. after i did all of that iwould realize that i kind of have a crush on this silly fucker, so i would send him a nasty email describing what i would like to do to his naked dead torso o wait thats a different story or website (i was just reading an article on dennis cooper - so thats where that came from) im not all that sick or twisted - i like my orifices warm moist and alive. Jesus we have made a wrong turn someplace. REverse. So yes stir fy pudding, i would send mr pottymouthpappy my moms old recipe for some of the worlds bestest award winning stir fry pudding, rumor has it that martha stewart put a hit out on my moms because she wanted that recipe so bad. i hear thats one of the reasons why pmp has imaginary super models.