make money with your blog

blogs make money - umm the only keywords i would see coming up on this pile of shit would be something that little boys and girls could not click on. some of that nasty pron that rules the red light district of the internet, which is most of it really. its retarded i tell you, one of these days we will get paid to have keyword advertising in our speech. fucking popup bubbles will come up while we talk. click here for more information on whateveritisyoujustfuckingsaid. i love it. i hate it. i can't fucking et enough of it. im just bitter that google hates me and sends so much shit traffic to my other website, i swear someone uploads a photo with a weird name and fucking 9000 hits later i have to take the fucking thing down because every other asshole on myspace has stole the code for it, and its usually some lame ass joke picture anyway. ok done bitching no idea why that came out of there. so ive been doing this working out thing me and 6000 robots are trying to get buff, or at least work off some of those mcnuggets we love so much. anyway we get our whole super gay dance routine down (workout schedule) and yesturday they go and change all the machines on us, upgrading, no more of that old shit just the new shit now. so like what the fuck, i have to learn all these new moves and try to dance like the cool kids. (i really don't dance, its just so much fun hanging out in a room with a bunch of sweaty dudes grunting, its like group sex without the sex) but these new machines are like space age and shit, so me being the fucking retard i am took me like an hour to figure them all out. and now i fucking HURT, yes the new space age machines either do a different but better job or they just suck that much more. i just need a stunt double, that way he can work out and i can sit at home and eat hoho's and play with my penis. maybe i should just figure out some more complicated and strenious jerking off methods, i could have fucking abs of steel in a week