don't answer it

HI
my name is patrick
or pappy
incase you missed that
by the name of the website
but more than likely
you already know me
because i am so cool
and popular
all the ladies love me
i wear steal radialed sweatpants
and velcro shoes
im so hot - i could be cuba
im so illegal i should be prison
i do tell the truth
more than the president
but not much more
i think sex with george bush would be awesome
i would hurt him
he would love it
i would video tape it
and sell it to cspan
c me span this fucker
today i like hamsters
tomorrow i don't think i will
RECAP
hi my name is pappy and i like hamsters